What''s the dumbest shit you did while horny, Sup Forums? 2.0 i don't know why mods deleted my last thread

What''s the dumbest shit you did while horny, Sup Forums? 2.0 i don't know why mods deleted my last thread.

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because they're fags

I don't know if counts, but me and my cousins used to have gangbangs when we were like 13. Many of my cousins dint speak to each other because of it lol

Broke into a girls house to jerk off on her dirty panties.

Did that. But i didnt broke into her place tho. I actually do this to every female i met.

Dafuq nigga

Thought my door was closed think my sister saw me jacking it to some Asian blowjob porn. It was a really good scene though

Lol my sisters caught me like 100 times jerking. Also, my mother caught me too once.

jerked off in school bathroom a lot in middle school never got caught

Amazing that you always have access to their panties.

Well, how should they caught you? Open the door by force?

I actually had sex.

i did it at the urinals

i didnt like the idea of sitting on the gross school toilets so if i heard the door open i could just pretend i was peeing :(

Well, since im an alcoholic, all my friends are alcoholics too. We usually drink in their rooms. Is not that hard. Usually bitches have a basket with dirty stuff in their bathrooms.

Went through a period of a few months with no internet, was too beta at the time to get a real women or buy a magazine, in the end, urges took over and I broke into an NPCs house in skyrim, stealth killed her, looted her clothes, dragged her into a position over the bed and fapped. Wasn't worth the bounty, asked myself what I was doing with my life afterwards and changed my life around. Know what did it?

>one handed increased

Panties of alcoholics...
Well, for some reasons the girls I amvisiting do not have dirty clothes in their bathroom.

Not bad. I cannot come standing.

I gave a model on instagram 500$ because of my findom fetish. I'm still not done defeating this fetish :/

Do you like men?

put things up my ass without pooping first and then bart when i see and smell the poo on the plunger and then i regret it cause i have to clean it all up...

can you greentext any of your findom stories? this is my fetish but there's so little matiral out there to fap to

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When I was young I jammed a toilet paper roll holder up my ass in the middle of the night to stimulate my prostate. Problem was, my ass swallowed it upon orgasm, so I fought for 40 minutes trying to get it out, ended up jamming my fist up there and finding it and pulling it out. Was so freaked out that I'd have to go to the hospital cuz I was like, 13 at the time.

Any noteworthy stories?

Convince a bitch to let me fuck her by saying i want to be your couple, iol take care of your children and shit like that while drunk and high on cocaine, i never spoke to that bitch again, until i had no pussy at hand so i came up with the same shit for about 5-6 times always drunk and hich on coke

senior year of high school i did a student-led class (basically a one person study hall and you’re essentially an intern) the only reason i chose that class is because the teacher was an absolute milf. there were a few occasions where she would ask me to warm up her food and i’d cum in it or i’d stay after school to help her with lesson plans and i’d cum in her coffee. i also tried my hand at a few upskirts but they all turned out shitty except for one decent-ish one. never fucked her though but part of me still wants to go back to the town and hopefully “run into” her on the street

Literally all people have a basket filled with dirty clothes.

Tbh, no. But once my sister caught me masturbating to Hannah Montana. I wasnt jerking it to miley. But all my bros and sisters think i have a fetish for her.

Walked in on my sister vibrating herself with a Hitachi on webcam and pretended to give her a Capri Sun just so I could smell her sweet Asian pussy

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Shit, i did that once. I actually feel bad still.

underageb&

Stop lying

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> i don't know why mods deleted my last thread.
Because it sucked ass?

I jerked in class to this qt that sat in front of me who used to wear heels and do footplay, I swear she knew I was jerking it. I had to hide the wet spot on the way out.

Still you posting. Enjoy.

>I wasnt jerking it to miley.
were you jacking off to her brother then?
also were your sisters hot?

My 29yo sis is fugly. My 31yo is actually very hot. I feel weird typing this lol

so strange that one sister can be ugly and one hot.
there were twins in my school and one was ugly and one was hot. like how much would that fucking suck to be the ugly one?

I don't know tbh. I have 2 brothers and we all look different. I have straight hair and my bros have curly hair. Its weird

there was this girl who used to jerk me off in class

I guess they now and hide them

ur mom is a hoe lol

nude holy shit greentext

What? In english, please.

I let a 35 year old homeless chick blow me. She had that hipster haircut with the cut bangs. She was 110% fucked in the head though.

XDDDD
die, please.

heehee okei x_x
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Anal sex isnt as funny as it looks in porn.

>i don't know why mods deleted my last thread
they didn't delete it
you ust make boring ass threads that no one posts in w/o saging

A thread with 200 responses
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Literally fucked in the head

Enjoy your std

9/10 catholic priests disagree

fapped to trap porn

fucked my girl friend doggy style on my neighbors driveway at 3 am. half way through i saw him in the window watching but i kept going for 3 more minutes because i wanted to cum. I never told my girlfriend and to this day can't look at my neighbor in the eye. I was 17 and so was my girlfiiend

word, i personally do, what's the other option anyway, let it on the floor? that's some white trash trailer park stuff

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