>The last thing you search via Google is now out to kill you.
>How fucked are you?
The last thing you search via Google is now out to kill you
Joseph Bennett
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
Justin Peterson
Dee Snider Im fucked
Jose Reyes
Fuck!
Sarah Big Butt
Landon Anderson
Pepsi man
Nicholas Taylor
Pepsi man I’m fucked
Elijah Price
>2013 Honda Accord P2101
Fucked up electronic throttle body is gonna kill me. The scriptures were true after all...
Dominic Stewart
A little cellulitey, but goddamn id drown in that ass.
Colton Mitchell
>google translate
I think i will be fine
Oliver Butler
>john wick
Luke Morales
What if i use superior privacy-respecting duckduckgo.com ?
Justin Moore
Stability issues on Tera console beta. Not sure how this will kill me
Owen Long
Too long shoelaces
Bentley Wood
>funny valentine d4c
im fucking dead
Jaxson Howard
FUCK
Jeremiah Jones
just searched for laurie penny for a punchable faces thread so im ok.
Chase Diaz
think way back to the last time you used google
Charles Jones
>superior
yoooooooo hol up
since when?
Nolan Johnson
Countries in order of opiate abuse..
So is it the country are to kill me or the opiates because I knew one already was.
Adrian Fisher
>Google translate will make sure you insult every foreigner
>Allahu akbar
>?????
>Profit
Dylan Perry
>privacy-respecting
>DDG
>>privacy-respecting
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aaron Robinson
>USPS
I think I can take them.
Samuel Sanchez
>subbed hentai
> very fucked
Ryan Long
>dancing guy with cats
God help me.
Jonathan Robinson
たんこぶアニメ
it's survivable in the 2D world, but hurts as fuck probably
Nathaniel Jackson
How to make teriyaki sauce
Mason Fisher
VALENTINE IS ACTUALLY THE HERO AND GYRO AND JOHNNY ARE ACTUAL TERRORISTS YOU FUCKING CUNT
Ryder Long
"him and i"
g-eazy please spare me
Camden Perry
I dont use google products. Duckduckgo.
Blake Cooper
Oh no, it's timmy thick
Ryder Ross
forgot pic
Jackson Murphy
A hard drive enclosure for 2.5inch hard disks
?????
Zachary Russell
A 48 pack of asswipe from Amazon.
Oh no.
Sebastian Myers
Adult black dragon 5e. I am fucked for sure
Easton James
okay so I googled up the lyrics for "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" and I don't know what kills me first, this or my faggotry.
Jayden Sanders
trump's a whiny bitch to be honest
Christian Price
maths equation, im pretty safe.
Jeremiah Collins
trump funny valentne jojo
youtube.com
Thomas Lewis
I don't use google newfag
Michael James
thanks now my recommendations are full of jojo shit
Jackson Martin
I'm pretty sure it's a post ww2 Soviet diving watch. The man wearing was probably pretty dangerous, back in the day, but I don't think he's part of the deal.
Noah Campbell
Firefox profile won't load
Hmmm
Jeremiah Stewart
"Inconsistencies"
Well to be fair they already are haunting me in everything
Camden Kelly
Shaquille O'Neal
Fuck
Robert Watson
>bump
Jace Richardson
angela merkel
Gavin Morris
Ariel Winter's nudes
Ian Jenkins
Alfredo sauce
Benjamin Robinson
Smooth criminal
At least I'll go out in style
Caleb Green
>Sup Forums
I'm sitting on my couch. The world and my life are peaceful. Suddenly I hear a rumble in the distance. I look out the window. There's a big cloud of dust rolling up, several miles out. But there's something else- a stench. My eyes begin to burn. Suspecting the worst, I go to my closet and grab my gas mask, bulletproof vest, and my AR-15s. Crouching down, I sprint across my yard and into the fortified station I've built for this moment. I wait as the dust grows closer and the rumbling gets louder. The stench begins to leak through the mask, and my eyes burn again. This may be worse than I expected. As the cloud gets closer, I'm able to start seeing individuals within.
>no, it can't be!
It's thousands upon thousands of greasy, fat, neckbeards wearing diapers and wielding katanas, shambling along relentlessly. This is troublesome. When they finally reach me several hours later, I begin firing. Their skin absorbs my bullets. A few in the front fall, but the crowd is relentless. They come to the base of my fortress and begin enveloping it like a white blood cell doing phagocytosis. My supports won't be able to hold under that much pressure for much longer. It's time for Plan B. I grab Ms. W out of my special locker.
>ms. W is a body pillow, specially designed to attract the very people trying to kill me.
I load her into my trebuchet and fire it off into the distance. The tribe below me slowly shifts its momentum to follow their new waifu. Once they've all reached the place where she landed, already fighting amongst themselves for possession. It's then that I detonate every explosive I've planted there, 300m out from my stronghold. The blasts kill every single one of them, and the shockwave clears that unnatural stench out from the area as well.
>I'm alive, boys. I won.
Adam Nelson
Completely understandable, have a good death
Isaiah Lopez
Cytokines
Those are supposed to help protect me. I win?
Sebastian Walker
so Memphis is going to kill me?
like,the whole city?
Aiden Sanders
>ALVN-0005
I have a Japanese violin album coming after me. I should be fine.
Michael Hughes
>public housing
Just as fucked as I have been or will ever be.
LETS DRINK
Evan King
>Degroot Keep
A fucking TF2 map is now out to get me
Great
Xavier Roberts
>Reandome.
Still no clue what it means.
Connor Robinson
Well, I've searched for ATMega16 datasheet. How it is going to kill me?
Ethan Parker
Fangtooth
Adrian Johnson
Burger King foot letuce
Christopher Gray
> ajax pass form to php
I'm betting I'd be fine
Jackson Adams
Dwayne johnson......
Welp, it's been fun guys
Hunter Hill
> free hats
shit im fucked
Adam Sullivan
lead acetate.
I'm already making it in my garage anyway.
Jacob Brooks
Jesus dude.
Bentley Foster
Owen Cooper
Bogdanoffs.
Better don some tinfoil headgear.
Asher Sullivan
futanari hd vr porn is going to kill me?
John Myers
>we wuz kangz
please send help
Carter Cook
federico pavarotti, am i fucked?
Wyatt Ward
A 2d drawing?
Luke Carter
Oh god, look at those cats, are they satan's minons?
Jason Moore
Hey homie you got any more of them there pixels?
Dylan Barnes
Someone needs to add the CP bullshit to this collage
Jackson Hughes
My local pizza joint. Pretty fucked considering they know where I live.
Christian Gomez
Fuck always knew id be hunted by some dry ice
Charles Miller
Kek
Jaxon Bailey
Oh fun, mine is a local happy ending massage place
Chase Miller
Snesquick... I didn't remember how to spell that... Not like this.
Andrew Gonzalez
The keyone bootloader. I guess im safe?
Levi Miller
Truly I knew that generator functions and list comprehensions were going to be the death of me anyways.
Juan Rodriguez
shit just looked up a bunch of sex offenders haha
Jace Stewart
Anti-natalist are out to kill me I'll be sure to have tons of babies to make up for them before I go though
Xavier Garcia
Csgo major?
Caleb Cox
Lel you have a blackberry I used one for a bit it was such a pain to use. Never again.
Christopher Morgan
>depreciation recapture of improvements in rental property
Landon Martinez
OH FUCK I LOOKED UP "SOFA"!
Wait, no. I'm fine then.
Colton Bailey
Hopefully it's death by snu-snu