Men who can’t reach at least a tenth on the Piano are beta faggots

Men who can’t reach at least a tenth on the Piano are beta faggots.

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>Faggot who plays piano calling others beta faggots.
You can't make this shit up.

The piano is a great instrument.

Holy shit the autism on this one.

That's not even a piano
Faggot

lol a faggot with a piece of shit plastic casio keyboard trying to weigh in about playing piano

you’re a faggot if you’re musical inclined? Ok then.

You have girly hands, I bet they call you Sloppy Joe because you're so good at giving handjobs to mentally handicapped homeless people

I don't need to reach a tenth, you beta fag. Play lead keytar like a real man.

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post some rachmaninoff webms then faggot

Yeah and now press the keys and post the image.

fucking handlets BTFO

Music webm without sound
Must be really interesting

>tfw vieny hands
How the fuck can i fix this? Everytime i play the veins in my hand gets all clogged with blood, like my body can't pump it fast enough or some shit. It's ridiculous

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For faggots

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>clogged with blood

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Yes it’s a Piano twat

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kek. what i meant was puffy veins, i'm an englishlet pls no bully

Girly hands? Care to explain?

Are you fat? If yes loose weight.

If you're not fat just practice, it's common for musicians to need to "warm up"

The clogged feeling will go away if you push through it

Fucking Kek so true

Anything less than a baby grand is peasant pleb tier but i'll let you off the hook this time because of THEM QUADS

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quds

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You have the hands of a girl.

Poor thing is retarded, too...

You understand how much real pianos cost right? 3,000 + this keyboard was $ 900

i can cover 9 keys
is that enough

I'm fit af actually. It's just that my dumb fucking hands gets all puffy. Same as your head does while doing a hand stand

Nobody said that, Todd.

Hi newfag

Better start saving my man..because you're playing on a pseudo piano

Lmao people in this thread are jealous because they’re not talented at anything. Watching porn and eating Doritos is their lives.

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>OP comes to thread
>calls everyone a faggot cuz they dont piano
>OP gets butthurt when people call him a fag
>autistic arguments about how classy pianos are ensue


BTW... How the fuck do grand piano stores stay in business?

Best I can do is a Liszt Etude. No Rach, sorry.

agreed

>le epic 4 chan user meme
You're here too, brother

Lots of repairs and ripoffs

>tfw started practicing two years ago
>always go back to this shit hole instead of practicing
>Barely made any progress
>Realize if i spend as much time on practicing as i did on shitposting i could have been fucking debussey by now
>Proceed to shitpost

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heh

Praise be to KEK! Apparently mad gets to those with large hands and musical talent

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How do i into fugues? Tried to start with this (relatively) simple one and got btfo youtube.com/watch?v=YvHokjQ6enI
The fingering is inhuman

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Only a beta fag who's never seen Niagara Falls shoot out of a ladies pants after watching you play piano would say such a thing.

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Yep this. Women love men who can play the piano.

That is normal, your hands need more blood while playing so your body initially pumps more into your hands. It will go away after a while

You should’ve learned Piano a long time ago because this isn’t difficult

if you have to play piano to pick up girls then you are a cuck. fucking stephen hawking has more charisma than you

It helps tho

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"there are 3 kinds of pianists.
Jewish pianists, Homosexual Pianists and bad pianists" which one are you OP?

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Im guessing this one

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Where’d you get that from? Not a Jewish pig (last name O’Brain last name) started lessons when I was 6. 24 now