Britbong thread. Where you at, what do for fun?

Britbong thread. Where you at, what do for fun?
>York backpackers hostel
> download shit using the librarys internets

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Wolverhampton
on the dole
fuck all

huddersfield
Carpenter
watch tv, drink go to the cinema

Stirling, Scotland, bein' a bastard

Are your accents as hard to understand as Glasgow accents?

Bradford
cobbler
drive and sing

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Wakefield
waitress
hang out with friends, clubbing

Let’s see ya then :)

Surrey
IT Analyst
Smoke weed and podcasts

Outside of Edinburgh

Photography. Fell in love with it and I'm getting reasonably good and a couple thousand followers on Insta now after a year and a half
It's still my absolute favourite thing to do in the world

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29/M Solihull, unemployed, live with parents, spend ESA on weed. Probably gonna suicide when I hit 30.

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Take some pics of the standing order. Also invest in a drone for taking pics. xD

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hey asl?

You really are a waste of oxygen aren't you

Port Talbot
Retail
Paint

Why so mean to him or her? :(

trips means its true. You do sniff paint dont you?

Northwich, Cheshire
Waste disposal engineer
shopping at aldi

God damn right I am.

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>evil trips
for buses septic tanks? or the city?

>slough
>call centre work for local council, masters degree in history
>cooking, shitposting, watching netflix, music, going to loads of metal shows

Brit found out government banning porn next month, isp already blocking moless, bit concerned all I so is browse porn and ply gta, Usernameunavailable
at Hotmail dot com for future trades?

Spending his dole on drugs. That's why.

Appreciate you standing up for me friend.

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Why not? Most people would if their parents paid the rent and food. kek
No worries m8 :D

27
Engineer
Leeds
Xbone. Pubg and seige and shit.

no just bin day bro

trips

>Catswaterdish on Tyne
>Choking my chicken in my chambers

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Cleckheaton

Those are high paying jobs where I'm from. Is it good pay in the UK?

Wf1 right here.

Well, what else am I going to spend it on?

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ur asking an engineer if its good pay? of course it is, he is an engineer

Lancs
Nutcase/diagnosed
getting wasted and shitposting on brit/pol

Are you homeless?

Soz m8 didnt know it was a given.

Basically.

Please tell me you're one if the big issue vendors I spit on.

I dont flog the big issue.

Why don't you just buy a house? Then you won't be homeless any more

Bracknell
Technical Support
Gamble too much.

yeah pay is good but thats the only reason i do the job. quite risky around places like greenbank. some proper crackheads round there

You can get kevlar coated gloves so you dont get stuck by needles. I think those are provided for in my country.

But you do beg?

Any other London fags here?

Good money in begging, some make £200. a day in Windsor.

No I do art heists in popular gallerys.

Devon
Investor
Shoot/hunting

Get yourself sorted ,
sell big issue /beg
put money in PO account
get help for an drink /drugge issues
Rehab is good to get a flat
or save up
hope this helps

Philip?

I can believe it.

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>Wakefield
>for fun I do coke

How can you britfags got to live in such a cold land? all you have is fog,rocks and more fog the sky is always gray and gloomy boring and depressive as fuck such a shitty climate

can I have 20p for me bus fare home dickhead, oi dickhead, you're a fucking dickhead

deanno scum

uh oh, the amerifats have woken up
the global IQ just dipped 20 points

kek

Deano? that's fucking devo you mong
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Not him but you clearly have no idea what you're talking about or how the world works

Nobody will let homeless people in the UK
Selling the big issue is barely enough for a days food, let alone saving for rent

ned

Keeps poisoness snakes, spiders and scorpions out. I hate hot climates. Its easier to get warm when its cold than to get cold when its hot.

>Liverpool
>Write

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You ever do coke?

Go Windsor its paved with Gold

No but I'd like to. Too expensive though

Thes is the devvo rap

Rothwell?

I've been doing it for years. Don't hit it too hard though or your nostrils will collapse, my left nostril gave in a few days ago

No wait.
Lupset?

No, sorry

How much do you get for / g? Just curious if my weed dealer is trying the fuck me over

£85 a half ounce £160 an ounce.

Decent stuff, not that haze shit they peddled a while back.

Yeah, sounds about right.. how can you afford it then, and how much would you say you spend on it monthly

bro
i'm not burguer
indeed
but cold the whole fucking year?
also the sky so gray,cloudy and gloomy?
raining all the time aswell
sounds horrible

Glasgow
Play vidya, watch murder porn and watch wrestling.

Oh no, we meet again.....

Is it dead?

XB1?

Its not like that all the time. Try living there for a few years. It also depends where you live. Up north a few weeks ago it was snowing like mad.

Surrey
Own a small company - small. Not rich.
Ride motorbikes for fun.

I get an ounce at the beginning of the month and hit it hard for a week, then cut back, friends give me smoke and I give them when they're out.

I work 3 part time jobs cash in hand.

Yup

Hmu if you ever need someone to play with JNitsua95

Let's play something friends :3 Royalcoconut79

Oh yeah, that sounds reasonable then.
Well, best of luck to you

I shall add you
nitsua here

I'm born in 1995 as well, incidentally

I'm lucky enough to have rich friends who but it for me

Cambridgeshire
On holiday from my shitty retail job

*buy

Sweet man, someone my age from the UK!

Are we doing this now? Can I smoke a joint first

WUZZLETOOTHS

I always wondered something about retail jobs. How do you deal with shoplifters? Can you beat them up or would you get assault charges for that?

>Sweet man, someone my age from the UK!
Not quite, haha. I'm a EU student here but yeah

Ah I have added you wuzzletooths before!

Meltham
Huddersfield

Expat tho. Drifting in space rn. (Starman in a Tesla)

Haha it is good enough

Fukkin invite me to a party then cunto.