/brit/

Non-hetero general edition.

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penile willy

brits and yanks

*watches as the population of /brit/ scampers over from the old thread into the new, squealing hysterically and clambering over one another in the rush*
foul...

eh we're the majority sweetie xx

rasheeds at least got the hating gays part right

small sample size edition

christmas is fine
it's having to make up plans for new years that gets me haha

I'm back, my brythonic brothers

got a HEADACHE and I don't know why

rate my progress :3

Make a new poll 14 replies isnt enough

Whatman? Roadman, mans on road

>14 votes
Lmao

shit
kill yourself

i'm 5'8" got a 5.5 inch willy, and am starting to go bald

it took me years to arrive at this conclusion but i guess the long and short of it is i don't deserve to live on this planet, shall be doing myself in shortly

love how jk rowling makes date rape drugs okay

not seen depressedfroggie1 for a while

Careful lad, your fine now, but if your not careful you're gonna end up T-rex mode.

cant tell what you're aiming for

dire, dire chest. the nipples, hair, lack of any mass, etc

im 5'9 with a 5.6 inch willy and i get fucked allatime

dont give up hope!

mans on road

>tfw 5'9 and 6 inch willy
hehe nuffin personnel

bismillah, kaffir

feminine hips lmao

What are you doing in Australia Alan?

*gazes into the sad, watery eyes of my favourite runt - the one with the pork pie hat*
I wonder... have I treated these beasts too harshly?

>5'6 and 7 inch willy
>Accepted my fate and became a cuteboy buttslut
>go bald before 22

Fucked it. Wear wigs now I'm trying to go trapmode to cover the hairline but Im just not trap material. Tragic state of affairs

JUST

>Got a first for my degree
>Got a job on the civil service communications fast stream
>Got a few months of freedom to do literally whatever with no need to worry about money

I don't think my life will ever have a year as good as this again.

youtube.com/watch?v=9D90CsmtaNs

britbenders

were these taken in the same week lmao

me on the left :3

nowt wrong with wearing wigs, sean connery and andy warhol wore wigs

>guess the long and short of it is
Or just the short of it eh? Lol

britain... what went wrong?

good lord, the absolute state of benders
tragic

literally bisexual erasure

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wahey

aiming for 'slightly thicc twink' mode

thank ye

>butt
FOY

hope hell is real so i can meet you there and heem you

the thinking man's saving pics habit

Being successful isn't normie.

get a weave

your president or whatever you have is a bender mate

Poo is pressing urgently against my anus... launch is imminent

bit annoyed by it all really

Need less:
Yanks
Benders

Need more:
Pints

Simple as

don't really get this one lol haha

do benders hold their poo in for pleasure? sickos

Might as well kill yourself now

Dunno if hell provides stepladders lad haha

Besides, a perfect 6'6" 245lbs, blue eyed white man such as myself is destined only for the Glory of Heaven.

and does he get sucked off by straight men? You probably ride your brother you filthy homo

i do

not gay though

Need less:
Pakis
Poms
Yanks
Benders

Need more:
Canadians

Simple as

yes it fucking is
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l-lanklet!

straight men who suck dicks aren't straight though

good spread of lads in /brit/

you got something in your flour lad, flour doesnt have a head.

I'm still weird. I'm just weird but not a complete fuckup.

There are probably plenty of people on /brit/ who aren't completely useless.

>go out for drinks with friends
>girl says she's getting a lift home later and they can take me too
>end up at a nightclub
>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down
>only there for about 20 minutes before she says she's getting picked up soon
>go home
>. . .
>later find out that she had wanted to stay for a few hours but she noticed I was upset so decided to take me home instead

Doing a thought. :(

why don't balding lads just get hair transplants? they aren't all that expensive

FOC

(fuck off conrad)

lads when a hair falls out, does that hair grow back eventually

it's dumb thing i made when you use google you usually get thumbnail imagines, and youtube has several qualities obviously i was implying medium quality default is the smart choice haha x

>5ft5 manlet Manson was banging this (probably still does)
Shan't be hearing any complaints from manlets desu

correct your posture as well

>>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down

>people on /brit/ who aren't completely useless.
here
t. full time software engineer

i do
not gay and not for pleasure though

flash2: wave2: selling lobbies 150ea

>it's a "wallabies lose to a shit team they shouldn't lose to and all that's done is periodicals written about the same problems for the last decade" episode

very tired of this episode desu

prefer not to answer

this

lee griffiths looks normal now and he got it pretty late into early receding

I resent it when people imply that everyone on here is a spaz with no personal or professional skills 2bh.

Shame that maxres isn't always available

don't care
you have a job, so you're a normie

>i google my reaction images

>>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down

going to do a comp sci in uni
will probably quit after the first month because I'm stooopid

*follows you*
want me to trim ur armor 4 u?

Need to put my penis in a vagina for the first time lads. Still hasn't happened at age 26. I don't want to die a virgin. :(

manson was literal cult leader. if you're as charismatic as that, you could be a 3' dwarf with a mong dick

Finally feel vindicated in thinking I'm intelligent because I have proof of it now

So there you go

/brit/ is a NEET/student general

Can't imagine why someone would think that

Dont wear them outside Im not that vain. Just when Im getting laid I want to be the cutest thing possible to please whoever Im with

The spergs are the loudest posters

you good at programming? if not you'll be useless and end up working as an IT manager at best

FUCK ZLUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

love the lefts reaction to this

exposing them all as gigantic hypocrites

strawpoll.me/13189689

you tried being yourself?

Get off Sup Forums, this place isnt helping.

/brit/ has been well established as a normie general ever since the FONT runts gave up any meaningful attempts of censorship back in january

Just be yourself bro