Non-hetero general edition.
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penile willy
brits and yanks
*watches as the population of /brit/ scampers over from the old thread into the new, squealing hysterically and clambering over one another in the rush*
foul...
eh we're the majority sweetie xx
rasheeds at least got the hating gays part right
small sample size edition
christmas is fine
it's having to make up plans for new years that gets me haha
I'm back, my brythonic brothers
got a HEADACHE and I don't know why
rate my progress :3
Make a new poll 14 replies isnt enough
Whatman? Roadman, mans on road
>14 votes
Lmao
shit
kill yourself
i'm 5'8" got a 5.5 inch willy, and am starting to go bald
it took me years to arrive at this conclusion but i guess the long and short of it is i don't deserve to live on this planet, shall be doing myself in shortly
love how jk rowling makes date rape drugs okay
not seen depressedfroggie1 for a while
Careful lad, your fine now, but if your not careful you're gonna end up T-rex mode.
cant tell what you're aiming for
dire, dire chest. the nipples, hair, lack of any mass, etc
im 5'9 with a 5.6 inch willy and i get fucked allatime
dont give up hope!
mans on road
>tfw 5'9 and 6 inch willy
hehe nuffin personnel
bismillah, kaffir
feminine hips lmao
What are you doing in Australia Alan?
*gazes into the sad, watery eyes of my favourite runt - the one with the pork pie hat*
I wonder... have I treated these beasts too harshly?
>5'6 and 7 inch willy
>Accepted my fate and became a cuteboy buttslut
>go bald before 22
Fucked it. Wear wigs now I'm trying to go trapmode to cover the hairline but Im just not trap material. Tragic state of affairs
JUST
>Got a first for my degree
>Got a job on the civil service communications fast stream
>Got a few months of freedom to do literally whatever with no need to worry about money
I don't think my life will ever have a year as good as this again.
britbenders
were these taken in the same week lmao
me on the left :3
nowt wrong with wearing wigs, sean connery and andy warhol wore wigs
>guess the long and short of it is
Or just the short of it eh? Lol
britain... what went wrong?
good lord, the absolute state of benders
tragic
literally bisexual erasure
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wahey
aiming for 'slightly thicc twink' mode
thank ye
>butt
FOY
hope hell is real so i can meet you there and heem you
the thinking man's saving pics habit
Being successful isn't normie.
get a weave
your president or whatever you have is a bender mate
Poo is pressing urgently against my anus... launch is imminent
bit annoyed by it all really
Need less:
Yanks
Benders
Need more:
Pints
Simple as
don't really get this one lol haha
do benders hold their poo in for pleasure? sickos
Might as well kill yourself now
Dunno if hell provides stepladders lad haha
Besides, a perfect 6'6" 245lbs, blue eyed white man such as myself is destined only for the Glory of Heaven.
and does he get sucked off by straight men? You probably ride your brother you filthy homo
i do
not gay though
Need less:
Pakis
Poms
Yanks
Benders
Need more:
Canadians
Simple as
yes it fucking is
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l-lanklet!
straight men who suck dicks aren't straight though
good spread of lads in /brit/
you got something in your flour lad, flour doesnt have a head.
I'm still weird. I'm just weird but not a complete fuckup.
There are probably plenty of people on /brit/ who aren't completely useless.
>go out for drinks with friends
>girl says she's getting a lift home later and they can take me too
>end up at a nightclub
>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down
>only there for about 20 minutes before she says she's getting picked up soon
>go home
>. . .
>later find out that she had wanted to stay for a few hours but she noticed I was upset so decided to take me home instead
Doing a thought. :(
why don't balding lads just get hair transplants? they aren't all that expensive
FOC
(fuck off conrad)
lads when a hair falls out, does that hair grow back eventually
it's dumb thing i made when you use google you usually get thumbnail imagines, and youtube has several qualities obviously i was implying medium quality default is the smart choice haha x
>5ft5 manlet Manson was banging this (probably still does)
Shan't be hearing any complaints from manlets desu
correct your posture as well
>>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down
>people on /brit/ who aren't completely useless.
here
t. full time software engineer
i do
not gay and not for pleasure though
flash2: wave2: selling lobbies 150ea
>it's a "wallabies lose to a shit team they shouldn't lose to and all that's done is periodicals written about the same problems for the last decade" episode
very tired of this episode desu
prefer not to answer
this
lee griffiths looks normal now and he got it pretty late into early receding
I resent it when people imply that everyone on here is a spaz with no personal or professional skills 2bh.
Shame that maxres isn't always available
don't care
you have a job, so you're a normie
>i google my reaction images
>>I'm tired and miserable so just sit down
going to do a comp sci in uni
will probably quit after the first month because I'm stooopid
*follows you*
want me to trim ur armor 4 u?
Need to put my penis in a vagina for the first time lads. Still hasn't happened at age 26. I don't want to die a virgin. :(
manson was literal cult leader. if you're as charismatic as that, you could be a 3' dwarf with a mong dick
Finally feel vindicated in thinking I'm intelligent because I have proof of it now
So there you go
/brit/ is a NEET/student general
Can't imagine why someone would think that
Dont wear them outside Im not that vain. Just when Im getting laid I want to be the cutest thing possible to please whoever Im with
The spergs are the loudest posters
you good at programming? if not you'll be useless and end up working as an IT manager at best
FUCK ZLUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
love the lefts reaction to this
exposing them all as gigantic hypocrites
you tried being yourself?
Get off Sup Forums, this place isnt helping.
/brit/ has been well established as a normie general ever since the FONT runts gave up any meaningful attempts of censorship back in january
Just be yourself bro