Why is the Dab King so likable lads?

Why is the Dab King so likable lads?

*dabs respectfully towards Old Trafford*

>espn

>Eternal Soros Propaganda Network

how is he at all likeable?

If you dislike him you're a racist. You don't want to be a racist do you? *dabs*

True though. I'm a city fan but I think he's based. Happy he scored vs. Ajax

Because the media are desperately trying to push his "brand"

#Pogback

lucky as fuck deflection

*dabs towards Mecca*

>dab king
that isn't Cam Newton

this. he was the one that started the hype that got euros copying

[desire to dab intensifies]

just let it out my southern friend
LET IT OUT

They already tried this in the US with Scam

>black
>Muslim
>impossible to dislike

>mfw
Somehow I'm sure certain people will dislike him for one or more of those things

Hello, racist

wtf i HATE racists now?!?

Why exactly are they pushing Pogba so hard? There's nothing subtle about this.

Dabbing is a nigger thing. Old Trafford is not in Africa.

I don't hate him but I sure as fuck like memetexting about him

>nig nog
>dabs
>muslim

I don't like him

Finally, a sensible Brit

I liked him in Juve, now I dislike him but I don't hate him, deep down he seems like a decent lad (for a moslem niggro) and you can see he's discomfortable with being the most expensive player ever, he knows no one's worth that kind of shekels

Fuck off lad, you're not a City fan if the sight of any Dabchester "Manure" Poonited doesn't sicken you

>Pooal Poogba
>likeable
Fucking MSM makes me sick

Why do these "news" sites make statements? I get that this is a tweet but some shithead might put it as a headline.
>so and so happened and it's amazing!
>dick and balls touched and it is the best thing ever!
etc

If you like football, you like Barcelona

Either you're taking the piss out of us or you should kys

le billion pound dab

*dabs cordially*

Haven't all of the sensible Brits gone to South Africa to claim their slaves?

*dabs* *bads* *dabs*

>appropriating culture

Excuse me for assuming your background because of the flag, but that is a bit problematic.

I can't stand him the definition of an embarrassing black man with money an no taste prove me wrong.

there is nothing likeable about pogbad

seriously, is there a worse combo than black&muslim (while actually being european)?

No one likes him despite the constant media shilling. He's the Hillary Clinton of footballers. Fuck off.

>Why exactly are they pushing Pogba so hard?

Because they are paid for it. Spend the appropriate marketing/PR budget and the media will say you're cooler than God.

United need to push their advertising brands now because they aren't as successful on the sports side anymore.

Gotta keep those Asians buying merch

I'm reading the article and it's painfully wrong, like for Euro 2016:

>the incessant hype that accompanied him as the star player for the host nation, France

Who is Griezmann?

delet pls

BEIJINGRED4LYFE SECOND 2EAM BLUE CITY

BASED POGCHAD WORKING THE FAT MANLETS OF /spee/ INTO A SHOOT *DABS*

>it's a marcotti runs his mouth in a really embarrassing and vaguely autistic way episode