Why did I marry a 50 year old whore

>why did I marry a 50 year old whore

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should have married Shakira Maya instead

>marrying someone that fucked ZiGOD

lol i didnt know that Shakira was 10 years older than him. What a retard he is ahhahaha

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>marrying the woman you jerked off to as a kid

Thats cute in a way desu

t. Mauro Icardi

If anything Shakira is hotter now than she was at a 20

>h-hahaha w-what a l-loser

*40 year old

>Piqué is 6'4"
>Shakira is 5'2"
w-wew

>Piqué's penis is 18cm
>Shakira's penis is 13cm
W-WEW

tfw will never marry tia carrere

That is clearly a feminine penis so it's ok.

>shakira
>feminine

did you hear ''her'' voice, m8?

>implying you wouldnt

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i fucked literally hundreds women hotter than her

I guess he wasn't... picky.... enough?

oh for christs sake

>i fucked literally hundreds women hotter than her

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>hating on based shakira
If you don't want her I'll gladly take her. Maybe even my gf would want a piece of that.

>imgur filenames

That's fucking hot.

Shakira is still hot.

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>Sports

>you will never marry prime carmella bing

>tfw you wil never marry your sister

>tfw you ll never marry prime Janine

feels bad man

but they are not married

Did this little Spaniard give her vitamin d?
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>this entire thread

never say never
you don't know unless you try

that's why you are in Sup Forums right?

you can choose to become 'chad' la

what happened? Did she cheat on him?

Is tamagoro Elite?

so bad its actually pretty good

>if you go to Sup Forums you must be a faggot meme

why are germans so deluded

I Bang like 2 tinder 7/10 bitches a week on average

t. Alejandro Jesus Maria Dominguez

Sure you do Pablo

>tfw first 3 girls i had sex with were jewish

>Fucking the desperate whales that are left on tinder

Nothing to be proud of, Fernando

> ywn make sweet love within the bonds of matrimony to either Xena or Gabrielle

Thanks for reminding me.

>as a kid

I don't know about you guys, but I didn't start wanking until I was in the correct age for this.

>ywn have dinner with Tatyana