>why did I marry a 50 year old whore
Why did I marry a 50 year old whore
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should have married Shakira Maya instead
>marrying someone that fucked ZiGOD
lol i didnt know that Shakira was 10 years older than him. What a retard he is ahhahaha
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>marrying the woman you jerked off to as a kid
Thats cute in a way desu
t. Mauro Icardi
If anything Shakira is hotter now than she was at a 20
>h-hahaha w-what a l-loser
*40 year old
>Piqué is 6'4"
>Shakira is 5'2"
w-wew
>Piqué's penis is 18cm
>Shakira's penis is 13cm
W-WEW
tfw will never marry tia carrere
That is clearly a feminine penis so it's ok.
>shakira
>feminine
did you hear ''her'' voice, m8?
>implying you wouldnt
i fucked literally hundreds women hotter than her
I guess he wasn't... picky.... enough?
oh for christs sake
>i fucked literally hundreds women hotter than her
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>hating on based shakira
If you don't want her I'll gladly take her. Maybe even my gf would want a piece of that.
>imgur filenames
That's fucking hot.
Shakira is still hot.
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>you will never marry prime carmella bing
>tfw you wil never marry your sister
>tfw you ll never marry prime Janine
feels bad man
but they are not married
Did this little Spaniard give her vitamin d?
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>this entire thread
never say never
you don't know unless you try
that's why you are in Sup Forums right?
you can choose to become 'chad' la
what happened? Did she cheat on him?
Is tamagoro Elite?
so bad its actually pretty good
>if you go to Sup Forums you must be a faggot meme
why are germans so deluded
I Bang like 2 tinder 7/10 bitches a week on average
t. Alejandro Jesus Maria Dominguez
Sure you do Pablo
>tfw first 3 girls i had sex with were jewish
>Fucking the desperate whales that are left on tinder
Nothing to be proud of, Fernando
> ywn make sweet love within the bonds of matrimony to either Xena or Gabrielle
Thanks for reminding me.
>as a kid
I don't know about you guys, but I didn't start wanking until I was in the correct age for this.
>ywn have dinner with Tatyana