I set a card
I set a card
go on...
...and end my turn
>Green land
>Permeating Mass
End turn
I draw...
>draws card
I activate!
you faggot... you ruined it not only with shitty card art, but a terrible game in general.
You are now a Permeating Mass
I'M AFRAID NOT KAIBA, FOR YOU SEE I HOLD THIS CARD OF ASSPULL THAT AUTO WINS
IMPOSSIBRU!
This is the official 2nd turn
I summon my mighty spear dragon and attack your face down.
top decking lethal...
>play Black Lotus
>play Seat of the Synod
>play Tinker
i sacrifice the Seat of the Synod, then i search my library for a darksteel colossus and put it in play.
End Turn.
What the fuck? Is this non instant Space Typhoon but better?
Tap 3 islands and 3 plains. I play mana leak in attack mode!
>flip
any counter?
>An even better man eater bug
Spectacular.
Eat your 1800 LP damage and I set one spell/trap face down
Oh no...
>mana bullshit
>Lure on PM
>attack with PM
End Turn
>LP
Top: 8000
Bottom: 6200
>destroys Spear Dragon
>top 3 cards of deck to grave
>banish Ryko & Gorz The Emissary of Darkness to special summon Black luster soldier envoy of the beginning
>set card
still turn 4, but waiting for traps
I play the magic card pot of greed do you want me to explain what it does?
...
I will let you newbies into a little secret, this powerful card allows me to draw 2 more from my deck.
I quit. You fuckers are cheating.
This is so goddamned dramatic, I can hardly take it
AHAHAHA, your in for it now.I summon battle Ox. And now I play enemy controller enter the code " left, right A B"
I will take control of your swordsman and attack directly.
DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!! DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!! DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!! DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!! DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!! DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!! DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!! DURO! MONSTAA CAADO!!
W-wait Yugi please... without you I'm... I'm incomplete....
'UNKNOWN CHALLENGER APPEARS'
You will all bow before me.....
KELSO ACTIVATE!
Not a bad 3 card burn
Thank you