Dubs decides what I send my mom. No images just text.
Dubs decides what I send my mom. No images just text
"can I bend you over?"
Hey mom, I love you... just wanted to tell you that I’ve decided to murder a child. I fucked her cute little mouth, then stabbed her. I’m sorry, okay? She wouldn’t stop fucking crying when I abducted her
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Hahaha fuck. Op deliver XD
send this
Let me fuck your face
Hey, i've been thinking about you a lot lately... It's so weird but you get me so hard, and no i didn't mean to send this text to anyone else, what are you gonna do?
Deliver OP
> lemme suck ur tiddies and put my peepee in your vagina
OP got a lot of work to do
Can you bring me some chicken tendies?
send her a picture of your dick
Mom, I have a huge panty fetish. Ive been smelling and wearing yours for years. Sorry.
checked
Send "accidental " butthole pic
Send her your dad's severed scrotum
This
Do dis
This one
Do it fag
Do it
Tendies tendies I shall have! Or mummy shall face my poopy wrath!
Kek
Sorry it took so long guys. I was busy with something. I'm a man of my word
Shoulda posted the first one and waited for a reply but eh. Good job OP
fake
Not fake. She hasn't responded yet, so I'm kinda worried. Idk if this was worth it
now turn off your phone and don't come home for a day
I don't live at home, but I'll turn my phone off for 3 days if someone rolls trips.
Like these?
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just lie that some idiot took your phone
Easy trips
id kill for some trips right now
cant wait for you to come home, Richard is warming
My suggestion made it :')
Le epic (t)roll
Not before you post her reply
I would post her reply, but she isn't saying anything at all... I was expecting her to just laugh it off maybe, but this is kinda freaking me out
Mom I've fanitized for a long time and I just gotta get this off my chest.... I want to have sex with you.. I know it's weird but just hear me out.
better scrap your data soon
closing thread now this was a bad idea
Mom I've been thinking about this for a while; I want a little sibling, so go upstairs lay on your bed and wait for me.
Faggot
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by Sup Forums. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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Gtfo meme cunt newfag
Reply or I’ll fucking kill you bitch!
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