I am a Pro DJ whose successful AMA...

I am a Pro DJ whose successful AMA. Amateurs please don't fester the thread up with lame and predictable 'hobby DJ' questions

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what bitrate do you encode your mp3s with?

how long does your macbook battery last on stage?

I'm a sound engineer. DJs are the bane of the industry.

Love,
The Sound Guy

can u tell skrillex i said hi?

How many times do you suck the manager's dick before he lets you set up?

how much money can you make a rapper?

Need a compressor / limiter for my pirate radio
Nothing fancy

you're a faggot is what you are

I DJ too, what kind of music you like to mix?

Hey fag nice one spamming this retarded thread. Must be nice being a dick to “amateurs” because you’re soooooooo successful maaaan. Go suck more dicks fag

would you help a underground DJ out and send me one of your old tables/controllers?

You do need to work on selling your own thread better. Who'd even want to talk to you?

This is forced meme more than Andy Sixx lately

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dbx 166

>DJ is career
>calls other people with possible real careers amateur
>DJ'd at 3 high school Dances and 1 wedding
>considers himself a professional
>REEEEEEEEE

so are shitty engineers

Clearly not successful at spelling or not being a cunt.

Being successful at hitting play and beat matching is like winning the special olympics. You might be slightly better than the other tards but you're still one of them. I explained the punchline for you.

How long have you been using Virtual DJ?

There's a lot more to it than "hitting play and matching beats"

How does it feel to have wasted your life on something so idiotic?

What of yours would I have heard?

If you didn't start this thread sounding like a massive cunt people would be more susceptible to your opinion

are you a registered sex offender?

checked

fucking 666 trips

DICKYDICKY YAK YOU STOODPID FUCKING ASSWOOL!!!

Any good website where I can learn FM synthesis?

holy fuck first i got dubs, then checked my own dubs and ended up with trips, then checked my trips and ended up with dubs

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Do you consider yourself a musician?

Fucking Wizards

>pretending to twiddle knobs
>one hand in air one on headphones
>updating itunes
>rhetorical questions
>general assholery

HERE'S YOUR MIXER YOU DICKYDICKY YAK FUCKING ASSWOOL!!! IHIHIHIHIHIYYYAAA!!

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Tubular Bells 2003.

Ever touched it?

You are a pro poster whose successful do AMA

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This gay.

FUCKING ASSWOOL!!!

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honestly though what are the chances that I post get dubs, check my own dubs get trips, then check my trips and get dubs again, all in a row?

This was made on an iPad.

Now what.

This was posted on an iPad operated by an idiot.
youtu.be/VjS-O1tfbeM

What The Sound Guy said. Save us from DJs. It’s the difference between Claude Monet and painting by numbers.

ASSSSSSWOOOLL!!!!
FRIGGGIIIIINNNN SOUND FADJET!!

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You just did, so... you?

It is a superior achievement to the OP’s at the very least.

this will be something i'll tell my grandkids

FAT TRANNY ASSWOOL DISCO GAY
FUCK THE SOUND OUT OF YUR FRIGGIN OMICORN OF GREASY TITS FAP CUNTER!

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Any technical secrets?

Master buss compression:

1 compressor that only tackles hp 200-300hz on a 24db curve, lp at 10k on a 6db curve. around 1db reduction. 2.5 ratio, ~50ms attack, ~350ms release. 90% mixed

2nd compressor 2.0 ratio, ~16ms attack, lowest release without distortion, 1-2db reduction, 80% mixed

EQ after

FUCKYUUU ASSWOOL!
IMOUTTAHEERE.
PLAY WITT YUR KNOB YU FUCKING FREEKIN RETARD

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>when, bugs... become real

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OP is a faggot

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Kys faggot loser

Hopsin?

Stop fiting

I've been trying to produce some of my own instrumentals with Logic Pro X 10.something, but every time I export whether to make an MP4 or encode it to iTunes or whatever, the final product comes out super quiet no matter how I set the levels or mix the shit or set the EQs. But in order for it to sound like the same volume as other instrumentals from professional producers, everything clips like a motherfuck. Any advice?

Have you ever fucked an owl?

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Produce something then. Hand Zimmer, fucking hell. It’s either you or Oldfield.

I’m cumming in my non existent pants

I am so triggered right now

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Naw

FORTY TWO

FOR TWO!

update: nevermind, you're not even a real producer lol

FORTY TWO IN TEH ASSWOOL!

Learn to mix and watch your VU meter on the master bus

I'll watch tat masturbatur fegget

Gracias

Here is a tutorial

youtu.be/xM16nr7VJ0Q