Hi Sup Forums
Name my new cat
Hi Sup Forums
Name my new cat
Gobbles
Bobby
4 foot nigger
Thorfuck
moot
...
Adrian
Satan is always a good name for a cat.
Whisky McWhiskerz
Guessing female... if so, Chani (from Dune)
The Naming Of Cats by T. S. Eliot
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum-
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover--
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
Miami Vice
Yennefer
dog, because we named that dog "cat" earlier.
Senior fuzzybottom
Coon
I know this cat.
He is known as Ser Lumpkins.
But you may refer to him as Colonel Devastorion, Gorger of Vermin.
Aka Slurple, for the sound he makes while cleansing his jowels of the fallen.
what the fuck op
i got trips
respond
Sir Slurpie?
fake and gay thread
i won
op bailed
abandon thread
nothing to see here
You Americans. Always simplifying things. I'm sure that'd be acceptable in informal places. But mark my words, call him Sir instead of Ser in a formal setting ... you may find yourself skewered.
Punching Bag
Tl;dr
Sir Wank Mallet
Nicole
nigger
>mfw publicly educated americans insult themselves while thinking its funny