I have to tell somebody. My wife just told me she's pregnant!

I have to tell somebody. My wife just told me she's pregnant!

It's a secret until she goes to the OB/GYN in 6 weeks.

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Its not yours.

Can dubs get middle name of baby?

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is it your kid?

allright, buddies. OP here, trips names the baby

Fournaldo

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Stalin

rerolling for Supreme Premier

You live in a world of lies.

Trump

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We'll find out in November.

Ralph Pootawn (yourlastname)

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As the actual OP, if the claim made had any legal binding I am so glad you didn't dub.

Are you ready to have a kid

Fuck yes. Already had previous marriage where she didn't want kids. Wifey is still in her 20's. I'm 34 and couldn't be happier. We've been trying for 11 months.

>we've been trying for 11 months
you should get a sperm count because you or her might be infertile

I seriously started to wonder about that. Luckily that's not the case. Unless, like some replies have suggested, the kid is not mine.

if kid aint yours then dump the bitch unless you want to be a cuck

Whose the father?

But in all seriousness without the /b edginess, I know it's mine and glad my shit still works after so many years of not trying to make a kid.

pic from imgur?

Saved from Vola last week because it amused me. Wanted to put an image that may get attention.

guy that made the pic has an imigr account.

CONGRATS
OP
ALSO IF THIS IS DUBS HIS NAME IS WALLY WALLERSON

OP here, genuinely curious. From the file details? Or just a shot in the dark?

I'm digging it.
Also, because I can't tell anyone, you're the first person to tell me congratulations. Thank you.

Is your gynecologist on a male?

Not only is he on a male, her gyno does have a penis.

i cant remember for the life of me the op in imgur, Just saw it and another pic a looong time ago

hows it a secret if ppl know?

Because only you Sup Forumsros know. Nobody else. Family, friends, nobody knows.

That makes sense. Wasn't sure if a file I downloaded to my phone had other info hidden from the source.

Bush

Finkelstein McGoldbergjew

Were you trying? How long did it take to knock her up?

Look, I got trips. OP did not specify what digits.

Yes we were. 11 months. I started to worry.

Noice.

For you people like you, it's an accomplishment. For 99% of humanity, it's an accident. Funny how that works.

Had a pregnancy scare 20 years ago at the age of 14. So different now. Thanks for the kind words. Time for bed. Gotta teach in a couple hours.