How do we fix this shit?

How do we fix this shit?

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Remove American teams

get rid of that drunk ass don cherry

more white players

not multicultural enough

remove Subban

Get rid of high sticking and let them decapitate each other on ice?

ban the 1-3-1 desu
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let crosby win like 2 more so he can retire and give everyone else a chance

Protect superstars better like Crosby and Malkin

I agree
Players paid more of the cap should be able to get away with more infractions than players who don't fiscally matter

Fire Bettman.

Expand to cities that are hot year round and don't have any interest in hockey.

>Any player who leaves their feet while delivering a body check is also found to be in violation of the charging rule and is subject to penalization.

Teach the refs about this rule and start calling it on the preds already

BLACK PEOPLE

>chatting shit on grapes
end yourself

Are you fucking retarded?

multipuck

with flashing lights and interactive twitter/fb live on the puck

He is like 84 and senile. Trade it up. Let's get Cassie Campbell or Christine Simpson in there.

It's time for a woman on Coach's Corner.

- add an extra 2 feet of width to the ice surface
- remove 3 players from starting roster so only 15 can dress + 2 goalies
- take linesmen off the ice and use cameras/sensors to determine offsides and icings

no, hans is right, cherry is a dead meme
although the NHL is such a retarded, commercialized mess that it deserves him

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M U L T I P U C K

KYS

>get rid of Arizona
>Move to Quebec, bring back the Nordiques.
>Get rid of Carolina or some shit that doesn't care about Hockey
>move a team to Seattle.

Done.

hear me out: people have a problem following the puck, so we make the entire arena dark, have glow in the dark uniforms, sticks, and pucks. the pucks will be colored differently and one will be the golden snitch, it's worth 2 points if you score with it.

You'd better mean a disabled trans woman, shitlord

>PERDS

Don't allow GMs to stay in one place. Have a predetermined pool of GMs and do a draft for them, order determined by lottery. There are far too many fucking idiot GMs out there right now really hurting teams

Stop icing from being a penalty.

It's simple....
We kill the Bettman

>Move the Coyotes to Seattle
>Give Quebec City or Connecticut the final expansion team.
>Contract the Hurricanes and the Panthers
>Develop a better streaming service
>get rid of Bettman

Fixed

THIS

I swear it's like Disney on ice out there.

Add a team to Wisconsin.