I’m trying to make a unique condiment please help. I want it to be spicy and sweet. Think outside le box...

I’m trying to make a unique condiment please help. I want it to be spicy and sweet. Think outside le box, if I like your idea I’ll make it tommrow

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1/2 Spoon of sour cream
Spoon of tartar sauce
Spoon of cocktail sauce
If you want to add heat add a shake or two or tabasco habanero.

Easy peasy.

** shake or two of that is **

Barbecue sauce mixed with spicy brown mustard. Sounds crazy, I know.

A good one is mix Coleman's mustard with Tabasco instead of water. That goes great on Chinese food, dim sum.

Equal mix of Honey mustard and Wasabi paste.

** Colmans ** not cole. I know it's 3:48 in the morn.

Mix peaches, Chile, salt, oregano, idk

Cilantro might be nice in there.

We'd likely get our butts kicked on /ck

>ketchup
>sugar
>Tabasco
>vodka

You're welcome.

mango habanero already exists faggot

no vodka in there, that's retarded and makes no sense.

Plum wine, a little tomato paste, powdered japaneese peppers, dashes of fish sauce.

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What is the point of putting vodka in some sauce? That's for kids who think that they'll get drunk by having vodka sauce on their pasta. It's stupid.

hahahahahahaha jap peppers when all peppers/capsicums are native to the americas.

1/2 teaspoon mustard
1 tablespoon ketchup
4 quarts jenkum

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I didnt name it, take your autistic fit to that guy.

I'm not having a fit, I'm just stating a fact, all peppers are native to the americas.

I also don't give a shit about sneak attack japs. What rock did they hide that so called samurai honor under when they sneak attacked the USA at pearl harbor?

Make some curry, however spicy you like your curry. Drain the liquid into a container of mashed potatoes and chickpeas. mix.

why do you keep repeating that?

Alright. So this is an offshoot of honey mustard:
Mix to taste: Agave nectar, brown mustard, cayenne pepper, mayonnaise, and pussy juice.
You'll want equal parts mustard and mayo, agave, pepper and juice to taste.

Because you people don't get it and think that peppers/capsicums are from india or asia and you're full of shit.

Edit for clarity: That's equal parts just on the mustard and mayo.
The other ingredients to taste.

Some of you people are so full of shit that only repitition get's through your stupid thick skulls.

Just go get some Hela

I just named random shit in my pantry. Are you telling me that the ingredients mixed together without the vodka would actually be good?

>The "I don't know what Black Pepper is" starterpack

I'm saying that adding vodka as an ingredient in food is useless, you might as well drink it. It's not going to add anything to food.

You ARE autistic. you lied to me when you said you werent. I'm not saying to use peppers from japan, i said use the peppers named japanese peppers.

Anything from Japan is useless, especially peppers.

But I'm the autistic one because you don't know history or reality. That means so much to me.

see

>only thing i know is pepper trivia
>get overexcited and make autistic post.
>panic and have to double down autism for damage control.
>didn't work. freak out more and cry about Japanese people.

Yeah your lack of knowledge of history and reality is pretty impressive.

cum

Do you often make shit up?
Have you ever worked for a company in your life?
Do you believe in CNN, the hanoi jane channel?

condiment Post turns into a fight lol

When was the last time that you got out of your mother's basement?

That would be never you fucking cunt.

>i. think, they put wrong prices!!

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What's next? Andy Sixx logs?

>damage control didn't work
>begin researching more pepper trivia at autistic speeds.
>no good, the history and reality of peppers fails me.
>start samefagging harder because that always works.
>prepping finishing move of denying samefaging.

Yawn, you bore me.

4:25 am here, I'm not reading your shit.
Get over yourself.

I like the way you think

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>Typing becomes too difficult, cant see text through tears.
>pretend having something better to do and try to escape.
>take autism pills and start bannana posting in Sup Forums

Wait, it's 4:28 AM for me. What time zone are you in that it's 3 minutes off?

NYC EST.

you failed to understand that guy's question. you are definitely autistic

>take 2 dried poblanos
>reconstitute them in pineapple juice overnight
>place between 2 paper towels to soak up excess liquid
>take a breather
>1/2 tsp sugar, 1/2 tsp soy sauce
>put that on your dick
>put poblanos on dick
>open the door
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you know the rest of the recipe from there

Same TZ, it's just slight difference in post times.

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This is a harsh one.

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Keep the peace and no regrets.

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Sambal olek, Rice Wine Vinegar, Honey, Lime Juice, Soy Sauce and sesame oil.

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