You wake up one day and find yourself to be the last human on earth.
No corpses, no zombies, everybody is just gone.
I'd probably spend a long time just breaking into houses and looting cool shit.
If photos indicate they had a hot teenage daughter put on her panties and jack off in her bed.
Get high play vidya
bump
loot everything for food
prepare myself when the electric grid will fail (print out as much porn as i can)
find a house to life in
get a few dogs as company
die lonely
>print out as much porn as i can
What for? Where I live pretty much every place that sells magazines and newspapers also sells porn magazines.
but what about fetishes? i don't think they sell double anal fisting magazines
Just break into an actual sex shop and I think you'll find what you need
would go around freeing animals from zoos and animal shelters for the top keks and just to give myself a reason to live and fend for myself. would also just collect dumb shit like porn, books, magazines, weeb shit like gundam kits and waifu figs, vidya, pictures of hot chicks and their underwear, guns, cars, anti psychotics for my schizophrenia and just fuck around seeing giraffes and elaphants and lions then when my antipsychotics run out launch a nuke at myself so that my schizophrenia doesn't torture me after my psychotics run out and also just to see a nuke being launched with my own eyes. Maybe also just travel see the world break into museums and wear old timey armors and clothes for the keks.
huh, yeah I guess I'd do the panties thing too...
I'd probably leave all the predators in their cages.
first of all i would search for food and find a place with drinkable water till the water and power grid will fail after a few days.
travel as far away as possible from nuclear plants because of possible radiation.
find a place to stay and sleep. get a gun/rifle to hunt and protect myself from wild animals.
live a lonely life and evetually kill myself.
start a marijuana plantation
Worry about when the food and bottled water's going to run out.
Worry about when the neglected nuclear power plants are going to fucking rupture.
Blow up a lot of shit because fuck it, why not.
herbivores left uncheck would be just as big of a pain
I think carnivores left unchecked would be an even greater annoyance
>last human on earth.
>'Where do I go?' and 'what do I do?'
Doesn't fucking matter!
I would go find Russell brands laptop and spend as long as it takes to hack his password then post Katy Perry nudes on Sup Forums
>then post Katy Perry nudes on Sup Forums
Nobody would be able to see them.
So?
Sup Forums always wins in the end
>Sup Forums always wins
You are right user, I'm sorry.
I would go to a zoo and a ranch and a animal shelter and fuck as many animals as I could before killing them skinning them butchering them and eating them, whatever is left I would set them free, I would burn entire cities to the ground, I would run naked through the forests and fields hunting and gathering and living like a primitive wild man with no care in the world
>I would burn entire cities to the ground
Shit, why not
I would do a big poo on a famous landmark