Guys, I need help. I'm an old fuck and I need something in my life to bring me happiness...

Guys, I need help. I'm an old fuck and I need something in my life to bring me happiness. I'm married but my wife is a drunk and I hate her. We never fuck anymore. Porn does nothing for me. I see hot bitches push their assholes inside out and it's boring now. I've tried hookers and I can't get it up and they are all fat or drug addicts. I need something b. A hobby, something to bring me happiness. Help b, I need you.

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smoke weed

Theres this cool hobby that all the youngsters are doing nowadays it involves a rope and a chair

Look up how to make sarin, kill your wife, the fun is getting away with it. If this works you'll have a fun new hobby as a serial killer

just kill urself

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Divorse your wife, there's a hobby.
Or, spend the rest of your days unhappy.
Drunk and no sex, do you see that ever changing? Like having an intervention?

So, why is she drinking?

You said she is a drunk? make it looks like she drank herself to death

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>I see hot bitches push their assholes inside out and it's boring now

good good, you are ready.

Get a pet. Either a dog or run an aquarium. Anything else is shit tier and your wife could kill a bird that annoys her.
Fitness and nutrition (cooking) could be good.
Free Online gaming is another option which is a good hobby for many. Card games which require strategy like Hearthstone.

She drinks because she's a fuck up I guess. Somehow it makes her feel better even though she knows it destroys me. Divorce is the worst thing you can possibly do as a man.

Start painting, go down a conspiracy rabbit hole, move to another country, kill someone who wronged you at some point in your life, save up multiple hookers worth of money and pay some hipster slut at a coffee shop... Or look for an oming class (orgasmic meditation)... One of my dad's friends did it and basically got to please beautiful women for a pretty hefty fee. Idk man I'm 27 and feel like offing myself, good girlfriend good job and a decent outlook in future. I only actually have fun playing video games though. Fuck what other people think and just bail if you have to.

here are some ideas:
learn to play guitar
learn to program computers
learn a foreign language
learn to fly a plane, then pilot a single engine cessna directly into your wife

With sarin

Thanks bro. We got a dog last year and he's great. Started running about 18 months ago and it's pretty much the only thing that brings me joy.

>divorce is the worst thing you can possibly do as a man

holy shit, you really are old.
since that's the gold standard for "worst" i guess beating and raping her are still on the table.
go do that.
violently beat her.
rape her in the ass.
pics or it didn't happen.

You need a psychedelic experience, for example with LSD or DMT. You will see your life out of another perspective. Maybe you will be more happy after that.

I like the conspiracy idea. I'd like to become an expert at something. Hard to motivate myself though. Curious about orgasmic meditation, googling it now

>Divorce is the worst thing you can possibly do as a man.
Oh really? my ex was a xan-head. I feel much better with her gone. Some other schmuck's problem.

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Hit the gym.. Find a younger hottie.. Fuck/win.

if you like the conspiracy idea:
Denver International Airport has tunnels that connect to Norad in Colorado and to Dulce in New Mexico.
If you're any good with a search engine, that little starting point should keep you busy for years.

I've already done a lot of 9/11 conspiracy research. I was there when it happened so lots of interest in the topic.

You ruined your life when you got married, kys and make better choices next time.

play path of exile

Fucks sake are you OP? A fucking conspiracy theorist, take the fucking sarin yourself you deadweight on existence useless piece of fucking human garbage, fuck your shit just kill yourself dumb cunt, no wonder your wife drinks she realised she married a fucking loser

Don't entirely disagree

You will find a woman from the church. Give yourself over to Christ, He is what you are missing.

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take up forging, make an insane and impractical weapon, murder your wife with it.

I would take everything valuable and make secret banking account sell house and just get the fuck over to nice little set up in se Asia somewhere where money goes far and just have younger chicks to keep me entertained.
Just take baby steps would be a better life then the situation you are in now

ready for what?

Takes years to sculpt the body even when doing all the right things, Takes much longer the older you are.

Church people are the most judgemental cancerous mental ill boring kinds of people on the planet. Go suck your jew arab gods dick you inbred cunt

Buy a fast fucking motorcycle and weave through traffic like you're the only one who matters.

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casino poker is a rewarding hobby

Explore Orthodoxy and Catholicism they are almost exactly the same. Anything else is not the original Church of Jesus Christ.

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Reality is

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oldfag here too. Try kratom. Totally undetectable but its opens new horizons. Beware it's addictive. I stopped months ago but I want to buy a kilogram so badly...

If you're not larping, get a fucking divorce you beta, avoidant male. If you hate your drunk wife, it obviously contributes to your misery. Go grab the bull by the fucking horns and live the life you were meant to live.

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oldfag too here, googling too, lol

lol

same here. majorly addicted now. Been burning daily for about a year now. Once you find the strain that works best for you its fucking epic.

>Divorce is the worst thing you can possibly do as a man.

Jesus christ you fucking faggot it's only money.

Divorce her and marry like a 20yo Asian girl.

Hit the gym bro. It all starts there.

collecting stamps is rad, i've heard

How old are you?

this guy is right! LSD changed my Life prespective in a way that nothing els could.

Find a cute boy and fuck him sensless

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ready for what?