So this is literally the double bj of the ASMR world

So this is literally the double bj of the ASMR world.

Dayum.

youtube.com/watch?v=5itJJ6yI17M

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youtube.com/channel/UCikebqFWoT3QC9axUbXCPYw
youtube.com/user/WhisperMister1
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>le creepy niche fetish

Of all the stuff I've jacked off to over my many years of jacking off, only ASMR makes me feel guilty afterwards. And I'm thinking I don't want to really think about why that is.

is that literally an ear shaped microphone

How fucking new to this planet are you, kid?

you probably feel guilty for buying into a dumb meme

> Getting mad people don't share your weird fetish

>weird fetish

Fuck off.

youtube.com/watch?v=rkTieqWS8RA

kek the amount of shit this bitch is causing is fucking hilarious.

You're right, it's pretty normal to jerk off to people crinkling tissue paper. weirdo

This shit is fucking retarded and anybody who enjoys it should be ashamed of themselves.

is there a 24 hour loop?

>the amount of shit this bitch is causing

explain this shit for us normal folks, is there drama in the ASMR community

Theres an whole science behind it.

They are not as uncommon as you might think for audio engineers and sound designers. Sometime people will carry around entire "heads" with small microphones built into the ear. The reason for using microphones like this is because it creates a very true to life stereo recording

Agreed

now to go watch some mummy xev joi

my housemate watches this shit and i constantly make fun of him for it.

think he's on the verge of suicide desu.

How do people fetishize this? Listening to ASMR is really unsettling for me.

what's the story

>that sound when no gf

>science
Yeah just like acupuncture and global warming, fuck off jew

I remember when this started on Reddit and it did nothing for me. Guess they got it dialed in now cuz I get tingles

I enjoy both of these things and I deeply ashamed of myself

stay on Fucking rejects

how sad and lonely does some desperate faggot have to be to get off to this kind of garbage

holy shit

Its one of the most beautiful communities on the net. Fuck you, naysayeers.

Its not supposed to be fap material, you idiot.

only work when relaxed

Is that what I look from behind?

kys normalfaggot

Is this supposed to be a fetish thing? It goes for 25min ffs.

It's amazing to me that almost everyone in this thread, even the people supporting it seem to think asmr is a sexual fetish.

>VR is still decades away

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>and then said "kys normalfaggot" on Sup Forums 2016 a board which he joined after moot and invisibro changed to pander to normalfags

I swear to god if this earfaggot doesn't explain why this is causing drama in his community of perverts I will lose my shit

Its just a prank, bro xD

It's the intimacy people have been starved of. Hold onto your dakimakura while wearing listening to a cute girl paying attention to you.

Allow me to show you the greatest ASMR video of all time:
youtube.com/watch?v=3Y9HDIuL38s

>Jerking off to it
>Crying into a body pillow from loneliness
Pick one, or both, and try to make it sound healthy and normal.

A lot of people fap to ASMR. A lot of people like to pretend this doesn't happen though and that ASMR is a pure non-sexual practice that just helps people to relax and this group gets mad as shit when some whore comes along blatantly making "sexy ASMR" or whatever. That why that video of her doing this has so msny dislikes, yet it already has a million views. She also goes into her comments a lot to piss people off more so, shit a few days ago the top comment on that video was her say "you hate just makes me more horny". kek.

Also pretty much ever popular asmr chick is ex porn or still shoots it or is making content that people are clearly going to masturbate too but never acknowledging it as such, even when its some pretend girlfriend shit who is licking on your ears.

>haha what the fu-ooooh my god
I had no idea heaven felt so amazing yet so empty

youtu.be/rkTieqWS8RA?t=340

Opened the vid and clicked to this part

okay so you got asmr-porn fags fighting "asmr is pure" fags?

thanks

This makes me feel all tingly inside what's happening

this just simulates your ears popping. feels bad.

>they don't start tonguing it and fingering each other
what a waste of time
>still popped a boner though

Yeah but it's kinda stupid because they're both valid

Literally glitter on the face.

youtube.com/watch?v=mDDQ1M664kI

so many look alikes in the ASMR community
we have

Natalie Portman
youtube.com/channel/UCikebqFWoT3QC9axUbXCPYw
Chris Hemsworth
youtube.com/user/WhisperMister1
Chloe Moretz
youtube.com/channel/UCTjVaLeS2wX48ERLouBEXSw

>Natalie Portman

I know that's ASMRDarling before even opening that shit.

I watch ASMR videos every night to help me sleep, never found anything sexual or creepy about them.

However, I do enjoy going on r/gonewildaudio quite often. It's the only reason I will ever go on reddit.

FUUUUUUUARK:

youtube.com/v/v25Gxovr3bE

How about doing both, you people are so uptight.

why is the one on the right so manly looking?

i never got this shit
its just creepy
what the fuck

Embed your fucking links, no one will see this

It's been flagged you idiot. It's the only way to watch it without logging in.
youtube.com/watch?v=v25Gxovr3bE

It's probably how it feels to have a gf.

PPOMO always makes my dick hard

It's the sensory response. Not everybody gets it and you can lose it.

>and you can lose it

Is this why I should filter my water?

I just want to coat her face in cum.

She actually did it right, jellybean fucked up her version kek.