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shower edition

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How do you brits cope with weather like this?
Taking shower doesn't help much

complain online

babestation

daytime

retreat to my room and shitpost about it

Had a lovely cool shower and just sat in my room still wet and it was great until I dried off

cregg give us a wave cregg cregg give us a wave

gonna be honest we aren't very good at this running people over with a van malarkey are we

maybe we need to get some tips from the pakis to get more kills

in surrey
's quite nice

youtube.com/watch?v=mMLTuUh5NRo
hmm...

A free market is about more than just trade across borders

so fucking warm

does anyone here like muslims or find anything likeable about them

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40318400

>pitting the taigs against the proddies again

perfidious anglo

goth chebs gf

Got a headache and feel queasy for no apparent reason. Have I literally gotten heat stroke by sitting in my room all day? Fucking hell

anywhere know where I can cop this t-shirt??

Going all in

feeling really sad about the poor muslim who was killed lads

had a muslim friend when i was younger

>mooslims
>islaaaam
>bruv
>senpai

why do londoners talk like mongs

*pats you on the head*
of course lad free markets only work with massive barriers to trade

did someone die

York you mollusc

*plays an Oasis hit in solidarity with the latest victims of terrorism*

I like the idea of a race war with them
sounds so fun and exciting
a break from the monotone modern life
red skies... the infernal sounds of bombs going off, screaming muslim women being raped, mosques burning
I get all tingly and excited just thinking about it!

is that his son's funeral?

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retard

went Amsterdam last year and was shocked at the quality of hookers

assumed they'd all be gargoyles but there were some solid 10's

leftypol.com

stupid yank doesn't even understand the ideology he subscribes to
free market fundamentalists are comedy gold

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having big tits is terrible in this weather
so sweaty

the driver is from wester super mare

Wooahhh that's fascinating lad but hold on...
*looks over your shoulder and appears to focus on someone behind you*
Baz? Bazza is that you?
Scuse me mate
*walks off and slops your drink as I squeeze past you*

he didn't die from getting hit by the van he died by having a heart attack in the middle of the road and that's why a load of pakis we're crowded round him and a pissed up welsh lad was driving along in his van and didn't see them in time and side swiped them

but the media/police are playing it off as a targeted attack

he's had a weston there desu

some late night ice cream cake you say? dont mind if I do :P

You're the one who's arguing against a word he doesn't understand

he's making the ISIS finger

confirmed paki

terrorist apologist

*pats you on the head*
it's okay yankee, you go and be a good boy for mr goldberg

>man shouted 'kill all muslims'
>Why are the media playing it off as a targeted attack??????
honestly youre just as bad as the lefties are when muzzies cop the blame

leftypol scum

Is it possible to develop hayfever as you get older? Nose will not stop running

centrist surge when

there is nothing wrong with free movement of trade
it's free movement of people that is the problem
why are leftycucks so stupid that they can't grasp this simple concept?

You're a dumbass.

Modeling agencies don't really pay for your flights, hotels, apartment, etc. they credit you for it, and you have to pay it back.

At the end of the day you lose a shit ton of money. By the time you're hitting your mid to late twenties your career is already ending and you've amassed thousands in debt.

Only the top 1% of male models profit off of modeling.

hmmmm
have the virgin hairline

might have to do the virgin buzzcut

youtube.com/watch?v=D0D78HhxKwY

Excellent propaganda

how does a virgin hairline look

what's that look like?

yes
post-20 hayfever haver

should i move to york? seems like a nice place

one of my mates is a male model and he's fucking loaded
he's also kinda famous so meh

you arrive in weston super mare

is this written seriously?

theres no proof of that just muslim propaganda

they also said he was carrying a knife at first but backtracked when people were posting pictures of him without a knife

>man shouted 'kill all muslims'
>says the muslim
good goy

um you can't have one without the other sweetie xx

ummm what's wrong with free movement of people dumb rorke x

*takes advantage of you*

theres no proof and there are videos of muslims calling for him to be beheaded while he was is police custody and the police did nothing

the police will make him say he targeted muslims though to fit their agenda, probably by torture

of course sweetie xx

hope in a very sexual way

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choon

youtube.com/watch?v=3M4QByflTVg

that's the jude law haircut

that was such a shit kit, glad >we binned it off

gib big bum daytime phone waifu pls

youtu.be/3WM50U5f5u4?t=53s

lord ha' mercy need a big batty gyal wine pon mi

peak rorkesheed

fish pie for tea

this HAS to be satire

Take showers

I aint jude law tho

Grim

thats the tossed salad and scrambled eggs cut

>Dave Ashford, 52, said: ‘Someone called me and said it was him and I said ‘It can’t be’. Then I saw the picture on the news and said ‘S***, it’s him’.’

>Another neighbour said: ‘He had lived on the estate for a few years. He’s always been a complete c*** but this is really surprising.’

Howling

took a cold shower
now down to a nice normal body temperature and ready to resume function

just got a job working in a pub
love pints, love slags, hate mornings
dream job, simple as

hate leftypol

>mosque lads name is Darren Osborne

Fuck sake, was hoping it was a Jew

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umm yes you can sweaty because they are separate things x

see everyone, I told you. literally proved my point. dumb leftycuck

I was hoping it was a slav

lmfao

you think the jews would allow that? naive lad

Still waiting on the white males to come out and condemn this attack. A telling silence, perhaps?

didnt think so x

HAHA'ING

look he was CLEARLY mentally ill

how can nobody see that

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sat here in just my pants with beads of sweat still running down my forehead
state of this weather 2bh

I neither condemn nor condone it

good daytime lad

fucking hell lads that run was like fire

someone come ice bucket challenge me x

fuck off leftypol