Mfw we literally have more freedom in jail than you do regularly

Mfw we literally have more freedom in jail than you do regularly
>age restriction to buy a knife
>age restriction to buy a PLASTIC knife
>age restriction and proof of ID to buy egg
> A FUCKING TELEVISION LISENCE!!!

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That's in UE

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Egg?

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Whats that

You have to show id that you are atleast 16 to buy eggs or flour in england because you can throw them at people

You don't look 16? Holy shit. That's hilarious. I'm sorry.

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If you're White, you should move to the U.S.

If you're not White, we don't want you.

Nonsense. So long as he's not a thug Florida wants him. Instant improvement.

I dont live in third world europe so ive never encountered it personally ive seen pictures of the signs in the stores of there though so its real

I live in indiana....?

Maybe if they didn't act like this

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Trailer park boys are canadian

2010

Egg?

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Haha it's true though you really look like that.

Is that the year you were born?

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Oh, same thing. Not American. Some of them don't even speak American

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The UK is not all of Europe, but I wouldn't expect an American to know that. You also probably think that Finland and Iceland is part of Scandinavia.

God I fucking hate Americans

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In Alabama it's illegal to wear a fake mustache in church. And you think you're free lol.

They forsaw hipsters.

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Lmao no you fucking dont, citation needed.

You're from Sweden, aren't you?

I'm literally Jewish. I'm ok with being an aristocrat.

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...

Why would we give a fuck about your shitty little made up countries?

You are confused, aren't you?

>third world europe
>lives in a country where people live in trailer parks

uk has the funniest law , like you can shoot irish but only from crossbow , only near church , only after midnight
rest of europe doesnt have such things

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I don't recall prisoners being able to buy knives?

How so?

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>cheap and effective way of housing
>wouldn't know that because Europe liked being bankrupt after the world wars because
"Muh tradition"

Just choosing some random people to show some anti jew quote huh. Well if it makes you happy, why shouldn't you?

I live in a trailer and its fucking dope its just a big rectangle house i can move around if i want

I'm pretty sure that's not an actual law though.

Prisoners can use plastic knives bruh

You can throw butter at people. You can throw pineapples at people. You can throw cocaine at people. I haven't been asked ID to buy any of these things in UK.

他妈的你

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Poo in loo

fuck, delet this, those are murder machines

Not india dumbass indiana, opposite sides of the fucking planet

poo in loo

Why doesn't the US just put a tax on fat? It would be a great health benefit and you'll get more money to invade and shit.

PANJEET CALM YOUR TITS!

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UK resident here, have been buying eggs since I was a child with no problem. Can confirm this is categorically not true, or must be a rule imposed by OPs local council.

Its aurora borealis

AURORA BOREALIS!
At this time of year?
At this time of day?
In this part of the country?
Localised entirely within your shitting street?

Lol go worship a cow.

bitch lasagna

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