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Jeremiah Carter
What is this, like the tenth faggot thread this hour alone? What the fuck is going on?
Fuck off with the faggot spam already. Trap threads, dick threads -- what the fuck? Who is posting the faggot threads?
Why not move them to a faggot spam containment board?
Thomas Evans
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Joshua Foster
Has a cock
Landon Brown
Thanks for the bump
Jackson Wood
Ok I'm fucking sick and tired of this Rick and Morty IQ meme. Please just fucking stop. I don't even know the full story about why R&M fans think the show makes them smart. But honestly I am seriously getting SO pissed off at this meme. I can't believe I'm writing this, but I feel I should. I am so sick and fucking tired of this "Rick and Morty IQ" meme bullshit. Please, it's grating and painful to me. I don't even watch the show (I know almost nothing about it), but I just want this meme to die as soon as fucking possible. It's literally mocking fans of the show, and I am not okay with a meme meant to insult others. I don't know why fans think the show makes them smart, but holy fuck I don't give a goddamn shit. Please, for the love of all that is holy, let this meme die already.
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Alexander Morales
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There is one person who has overcome the Forehead's impenetrable defenses. R&B singer by the name of Christopher Brown weakened the forehead's chitinous outer shell with a quick, unexpected left hook for 4000 damage (3950 was absorbed by the shell). The immense shock left the Forehead dazed and unable to defend itself. Chris Brown knows about the Shell's ridiculous health regeneration rate of 1,250 hit points per second. So without further delay, he immediately performs the Singer's Forbidden Technique: Chris bites the exposed Forehead for a critical hit of 26,000 damage, leaving the Forehead unconscious for minutes, long enough for Brown to run for his dear life. Chris Brown knows he will be chased to the end of the world by law enforcements for using such an atrocious technique (it was universally banned when drunken Britney Spears allegedly bit her poor Chihuahua for 9k damage, instantly killing it). Brown turned himself in the next day and the law stripped him of his career and all monies.
Hudson Richardson
Gabriel Gonzalez
Obviously somebody knows what the fuck I’m talking about too bad it’s a hypocritical cheapskate
Andrew Howard
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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Joshua Scott
I was sick and a receptionist asked me to bring something in because my wife was gone. I said I was sick and it wasn't going to happen. She said it needed to be brought in. I told her to go fuck herself with a rake.
I swear to god that was the first time she had that said to her, and my wife got blamed/fired because *I* wouldn't apologize.
People are weird
Alexander Scott
Nice
Nicholas Wright
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Nolan Barnes
Maybe for a minute you should try to put yourself in someone else’s shoes
Brayden Kelly
holy fuck
i was coming into this thread to fap to olsen or brie but for some reason i guess i'm feeling ass tonight cause i'm watching these gifs on repeat staring at dat ass too damn nigga
watching her bounce that sexy ass has my cock rubbing up against my pants, damn
Jackson Clark
Robertsfag pls ;_;
Jack Stewart
I love that I have done 10 years of research and experiments and still have all this evidence and people want to act like they don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about and they think that by doing this I’m just gonna start wanting to be attracted to them in there bagging it doesn’t even make any fucking sense just think about it. I’m sick of the spellcheck every time I say begging auto correcting to bagging for some stupid ass reason
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>smell my flower, beta
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Been through all my anger I know Jesus will keep his promise
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Not the best pic but she is a qt
David Gomez
Gotta be honest, when you said you'd let me smell your flower I didn't think you meant the ones on your socks. (´°ω°`)
Nathan Barnes
Fuck my face? No b&
Sebastian Powell
Which momsen do you want
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Kevin Anderson
Then this fucking piece of shit Self absurd sanctimonious pig nose pig face greedy fat fuck cunt shows up she is to blame for your issues not me
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Jose Wilson
I prefer the non racoon version but either one is sexy, it was just an odd pic imo.
Brody Lopez
I feel like a ghost drifting in between this dimension and another. Also I doubled up on sleeping meds last night. Couldn't sleep
Adrian Richardson
Alright, so pre-pretty reckless momsen.
David Hughes
Jayden Fisher
>gif for ants
Please stop posting in any thread
Brody Taylor
Lincoln Moore
>tiddies
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Hudson Thompson
Wonder what she would have been if she didn't stop acting
Nolan Green
>posts nothing
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Thank god. Fuck off now please, thanks.
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Is this the new spam?
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