Gayest shit you ever done? I'll go first

gayest shit you ever done? I'll go first.
>Be me
>be 14
>Me and friend are watching porn while jacking off
>Accidentally look at each others dicks on purpose
>Friend asks "user, what if we jerk each other off so it doesn't feel like you're doing it?"
>Agree
>Jack each other off
>Cum
>He cums
>Both our hands are covered in each others cum
>Sudden gay

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>Be footfag
>friend finds out by snooping on my computer
>asks to get his feet rubbed
>accidentally cum
>I apologize profusely
>he apparently thought it was super cute
>rubs my crotch with his socked toes
>makes me lick my cum off said toes
>cum again

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>be gay
Enouth

The gayest part about that was that you gave your mate a foot rub

Lol yep.

The only permitted touching is drunk bro hugs, punching, fist bumps and handjobs.

>bisex but never been with a man, yet
>drunken weekend with pals
>typical guy macho culture trying to outdo each other to see who gives the least fucks
>good looking friend
>gay chicken?
>laughs and says no cause I'm bi I'm looking for an opportunity
>call him chicken, he takes the bait
>go in for a kiss
>hes not pulling away
>stick out tongue at the last minute
>slips right in
>he pulls away
>I'm declared winner
>go in for another quick peck on the cheek
>gotcha
>laughing about it but hes a bit weirded out and tells me he needs vodka to sanitise the gay from his mouth

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Clearly you've never actually had a good footrub. Even if it isn't sexual at all to me, they feel great.

>tfw no footfag bro you can get to give you footrubs and never reciprocate.

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There is absolutely nothing that isn't gay about another man intimately caressing your feet, especially your friend. You are gay, so take my cock

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If anything, you're rubbing MY feet and taking MY cock.

7/10. Would rub feet and take cock. More socked feet, please?

>be me
>be 15
>celebrating friends 16th birthday
>other best friend shows up
>fkn cute guy
>gets late
>5am
>go to sleep
>wake up him spooning me
>nice.png

Made a sex tape with one of my dad's former employees. Technically made several

>be me
>drunk
>have sex with a feminine guy
>I'm straight and thought it was a girl at points I was so drunk
>regret it afterwards but still had sex with a guy
>straight as fuck but uhh that happened..
>like girls even more! Much less 'homophobic.'
>am completely fine, he was cool

>be me
>be in gay relationship
>suck him off while he plays videogames
>he gets frustrated
>we fuck for several hours
Good times. Goooood times.

How old were you ? And him ?

he poke ur poo poo and spread it on ur lip lol yessir

I was 19, I don't know his age for sure but definitely in his mid 40's or early 50's.

Lmfao!!! Fawk bruhhhh

And why ? Can't get normal dick ?

>hitler shit-stache
user, no, that's gay

Dad kicked me out of the house cause he found out I was bi, called him up to try and get a quick job to pay for a room, let me stay in his guest bedroom til I had enough cash, drinking one night, the reason I got kicked out came out, he suggested we make a vid of him railing me as revenge, I was drunk enough to think that's a good idea (and he was my type anyways,) fucked nightly for the first week, then intermittently.

mmmmm full biker tache poo poo content yumy

>Wife and I are swingers
>Find out so are neighbors
>Drinks out at pool
>Decide to move it into the bedroom
>Wives are laying side by side
>Other husband an I start going down on each others wife
>Going for like 2-3 minutes
>Suddenly feel a hand on my dick
>Peek over and he is stroking my cock
>Feels good so I start stroking his
>After not too long I cum into his hand
>He takes his cum covered hand and starts fingering his wife with it then licks the rest clean
>without even thinking I do the same when he cums
>We both licked each others wives clean before moving on to more

That was the day I became bi.

Hot. I kinda had a similar setup which was sex instead of rent but I moved out from the guys place then he tried blackmailing me but had a heart attack before he could release the stuff. Trouble is I've developed a blackmail fetish through it

Why can't there be normal gay people

>normal
>mentally ill

theres your problem

Sorta similar, the guy says he emailed the vids to my dad, which mortified me because I was kinda hoping he'd get past it and things can be good again. I don't know if he really did, but my dad and I haven't spoken for a couple of years now, so there's that. But at the same time I can't put down the thought of someone recording all my sexual escapades and sending them to him.

Well no, I'm bi too actually. But like, my sexual life is normal. Experimented a lot from 18 to 22, then met a guy that was perfect for me and now we're a happy couple. Like, why can't this be your classical story ?

>be me
>19
>visit adult theater cause horny for cocks
>older man in his 60's, well dresses forces me to worship his dick in front of everyone there
>men are walking by and fingering my ass
>old man cums on my face
>tells his buddy to fuck me
>roughly bends me over chair in main theater room
>give him condom and take it hard.
>other dudes jacking off and watching
>start sucking another cock whilenbeing fucked
>makeup running cause gagging so much
>cum from being fucked
>both men finish and leave me in the mess of cum
>get called a whore
>go home and wank to the memory of it

mfw im a total fucking whore

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why do shills try to turn everyone that visits here into cucks and fags? if you are a guy who lets another man fuck ur wife u CANNOT raise healthy children. same for faggots. no wonder kids are shooting up schools with parents like u sick fuks.

Because people like to have fun. Youth's the time to go wild. Don't go into your 40's wishing you'd had more fun.

perverted old flatmates and societal pressures imo. But you say you experimented a lot from 18-22 which might be seen as not normal. Also the actual numbers in the gay scene and quality of the members affects it too

>tfw your ass is an STD-ridden shithole

But I did that. Fucked a 16yo when I was 20, fucked in my school, had a shitton of good fun. But nothing like get your ass fisted by a gang of 60 years old ridden with STDs

again it comes down to the scene, how big it is, whos in it. I mean I live in a liberal capital city where everyones protected by law but the local scene is a bunch of greasy old perverts who date rape and fuck each other

Gayest shit? Let my ex whore me out to a couple of bearish guys with almost no limits for a week. It gets gayer though cause once my "lease" was up I willingly went back and extended it

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Then it has to do with visibility, cause those fags makes it look bad for all normal gays

I cut the handle off of a plunger me and my wife were gonna replace, it was smooth and had grooves for a handhold, and fucked myself dailey with it for about a year before I realized how thin it felt, throwing it away. Used patrolium jelly, sterialized it often, and was some good shit while it felt good. Better than a finger. At work and it was thrown away so not pics for proof :/

I believe the groups of dirty old men and older perverts comes from them not being able to express and experiment when younger due to societal pressures and attitudes. Thats just my opinion on that matter as well as maybe stereotypes from the media. Like the queens from comedies and will and grace types

I sucked off my sister's husband at there wedding along with two of his friends. Anytime we are all together I let them use me however they like, it's been a secret arrangement for about 4 years now.

I vaguely remember being in 2nd grade and trying to convince my friend to let me suck his dick.

Around the same time I remember trying to look up "penis" online but I couldn't because I didn't know how to spell penis

Recently I tried watching gay porn but I couldn't get into it.. What's wrong with me

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>Accidentally look at each others dicks on purpose

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gayest thing I do is have passionate sex with my bf and cum inside him or he cums inside me. Aside from that I got teary eyes at Boromir dying in LOTR and scenes in war movies

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This is so well described, that moment when you both know you're pretending not to be gay

I sucked my cousin off

How old were you ?
My cousin tried to fuck me, but I was too young. Hurt my ass like hell. Didn't repeat

>gayest shit you ever done?
Visited Sup Forums over the past year WITH ALL THE FUCKING FAGGOT PORN SPAM

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who's the person in the pic

moar

gib kik

That's not gay user, you were only doing it so it didn't feel like jerking yourself off.

lemme smash

No fuk u, get your own boyfriend leave mine alone

i need your kik or smth

>be me, 15-16 year old along with friend
>always knew i was a little fruity, being 5’4” at the time i was smol as fuck
>toyed with the idea of being treated like a girl, never acted on it
>found out friend was bi, both of our gf’s tried to encourage us to at least just try something
>friend gave me shit about it when he found out but was cool with me about it
>texts turn into an invitation over to his house while his mom is home
>i casually start to play some fallout 3 on the 360 when i realize he is feeling up my sides under my shirt behind me
>fuckitshappening.png
>look over my shoulder and my face is red cause of the touches
>he leans over me and whispers into my ear, “y’know... you really could pass for a girl, faggot”
>whyismystomachtwistingandturning.bmp
>”says the guy on top of me. Faggot.”
>he grins and pulls my hair as if to show who is in control

Cont?

>Be me
annnd that's all folks

story time
>Be 17
>go to gf's birthday party
>get blasted drunk because spoiled white kids
>Play chicken with her ex
>Make out a bit and feel up on eachother
>We jerk each other off and cum onto gfs face

Gf finds out she's into getting cucked I find out I'm into dudes more than I thought

have more stories from that year if anyones interested, but this was my first gay-ish encounter.

Suck me off too!

no fuk u I'm stealing him gtfo fgt

c'mon dude that's your sister's hubby you need to let her know or you're gonna cause a family civil war which always is uncomfortable.

No thanks.

ur dad lesbian

yes thanks

no pls man that hurt :(

me :)

>be 8
>neighbor kid is over playing spyhunter onnes
>he is 15
>says we sgould play outside
>go between our houses
>tells me he knows what we can do
>he puts my weiner in his mouth
>it tickles
>he says its my turn
>he pulls his dick out
>so big and meaty
>i try to suck it like he said but can only fit head in mouth
>he cums in my mouth and says i need to swallow
>go back to playing nes

WHAT. got snapchat or kik?

yes

Tots not him

yes

probably not but a man can dream

kik is P00masterGeneral

it is. Hi :)

cont fuck it
>we were both in swimming for four years so the hair pulling is essentially a challenge, hair was long as fuck at the time, sort of a wavy swirl to halfway down the neck
>i jerk up but he pins my head to the mattress and mumbles a quick “uh-uh.”
>”flip over.”
>whatthefuckishappening
>before i know it, im on my back and he is over me and forcing me to look up at him by taking a hold of my chin
>i can feel his breath ON my lips
>”Keep quiet, princess.”
>my pants are being unzipped and my dick bobs out, already hard from what he’d been saying before
>”Course. Hard from another guy touching you? Aren’t you the one always calling us gay?”
>allofmyspaghetti
>”interesting.”
>he gives me a long and slow stroke five times better feeling than my first ever girlfriend at the time
>this evolves into a handjob that leads to my inability to keep quiet, getting louder and louder to the point where he covers my mouth with his hand when i cum so his mother doesnt hear.

TLDR im a standard dude who now crossdresses in private and has a rape and slight humiliation fetish

can't find you :^(

Prove it

fuck wish there was more.

oh wait 4 instead of a in master

whadda ya need bay bay?

Show butt

ah fuck i got trolled i think, still no result.

yeah its not me lol but you searched up P00masterGeneral. rofl

yeah no kinda thought the username was retarded at the start but I gave you the benefit of the doubt because some of my friends have had their accounts for years and their usernames were retarded as fuck. They never bothered making new accounts so I thought you were in the same boat.

I got a few more, had to keep it short since im working, doll.

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still searched it though you poolover

>wtf? bugged prices!!?

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yeah, I guess it sucks to suck. anyways, could you give me like the dudes kik or smth if you have it? I doubt you do but im asking just in case. this time however I'll be wary of mongoloid names

nah soz fam

You should post ass anyway tbh

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oh well, I guess it is what is is.

>>Accidentally
>on purpose
What?

browsing Sup Forums

bump

bump

>gayest shit you ever done?

looked at ur face u fag

Unless your "friend" is a kid, this is definitely gay as shit.

I would never get anywhere near another man's foot, and definitely never give one a "good rub", that's just absurdly gay and disgusting.

You are 100% gay if this type of shit turns you on.

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