At the cinema

>at the cinema
>see this
>wat do?

W...would you please look to the front? This is very uncomfortable.

leave

Y-you too.

Invite her to eat popcorn with me (whilst my dick is erect through a cutout hole in the bucket)

Keep kicking the back of its chair

Pull on her hair so she knows I'm trying to annoy her so she'll fall in love with me, but take it too far and dump soda on her hair and rub Reese's peanut butter cups on her back

Lick my hand and rub it on her back as soon the theatre goes black

Cum over her hair and give her a milkshake spaghetti look

tfw to smart to reply to kiki threads

I don't know, throw popcorn in her face and call her a whore I guess

Offer a foot massage

th-this

fap harder

>tell her she's ugly
>feel better about myself

...

Get back to work Dan.

>look her directly into eye's.
>"da fuck you looking at."
>look away.

I would instinctively look behind me to see who shes looking at, as I assume it is not me. If I confirmed it was me I would turn back around to her and say "sup?" and see where it goes from there. Who knows, maybe we would have kids and get married.

Offer her sex with me and my girlfriend who sit next to me.

act like I don't see her and masturbate to it later

Could you lower your head a bit? I'm a bit of a manlet

Ask if I can touch her eyebrows

Reminder that she will never bear Jon Hamm's child

She has quite the chin on her.

AYY BBY U WAN FUK?

Why does she have such a "manlike" chin?

Move down and sit next to her