>at the cinema
>see this
>wat do?
At the cinema
W...would you please look to the front? This is very uncomfortable.
leave
Y-you too.
Invite her to eat popcorn with me (whilst my dick is erect through a cutout hole in the bucket)
Keep kicking the back of its chair
Pull on her hair so she knows I'm trying to annoy her so she'll fall in love with me, but take it too far and dump soda on her hair and rub Reese's peanut butter cups on her back
Lick my hand and rub it on her back as soon the theatre goes black
Cum over her hair and give her a milkshake spaghetti look
tfw to smart to reply to kiki threads
I don't know, throw popcorn in her face and call her a whore I guess
Offer a foot massage
th-this
fap harder
>tell her she's ugly
>feel better about myself
...
Get back to work Dan.
>look her directly into eye's.
>"da fuck you looking at."
>look away.
I would instinctively look behind me to see who shes looking at, as I assume it is not me. If I confirmed it was me I would turn back around to her and say "sup?" and see where it goes from there. Who knows, maybe we would have kids and get married.
Offer her sex with me and my girlfriend who sit next to me.
act like I don't see her and masturbate to it later
Could you lower your head a bit? I'm a bit of a manlet
Ask if I can touch her eyebrows
Reminder that she will never bear Jon Hamm's child
She has quite the chin on her.
AYY BBY U WAN FUK?
Why does she have such a "manlike" chin?
Move down and sit next to her