Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 35 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Why don't you just fuck a prostitute fam...

Ethical issues with prostitution. Also a fucking coward.

Ever made out with a deer? It's basically the same thing.

31 yo, lost my v-card at 29

don't, you will regret it
I'm sure I would had

can you conjure a fireball yet?

Too fucking slow to catch one.

How?

Yes. One is on your way.

Just become a muslim. Then you can force a girl to marry you and it's completely supported by god.

26 y/o kissless virgin here... where did we go wrong?

You have to get them to come to you

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>it's completely supported by god.
no, it's not
>Just become a muslim.
right, and turn to ash and smoke in 5 years

Do we unironically get powers i'm 26 should i kill myself or wait for sith powers or what fam

why on earth would anyone do that

maybe you should stop masturbating till rape instincts begin raising, then you can bang a hooker to prevent raping anyone, bye ethical issues

Childbirth, probably.

How?

No, we only ironically get powers.

how often do you fap
how long u can go without a nut

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>How?
she wanted to go to a theater
so basically she asked me out
but it occurred I'm a great and lovely guy
and she says I could have any girl I wanted

>where did we go wrong?
lack of confidence perhaps?
just find a girl you like and ask her out
seems easy to me now...
you can try online dating, chat for a day or two, and then go for a coffee together
easy af (now I'm aware of this)

>should i kill myself
no, see above

What would you rate your self 1-10?

we don't fuckin care, you've described half of Sup Forums. Nobody is impressed or interested

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Depends on your area. Just lure them with food, be in the area and over time they get closer til their eating out your hand and then right off the tip of your boner

OP here.

>how often do you fap

Maybe twice a week on average.

>how long u can go without a nut

Probably months.

>lack of confidence perhaps?
>just find a girl you like and ask her out
>seems easy to me now...
>you can try online dating, chat for a day or two, and then go for a coffee together
>easy af (now I'm aware of this)

I've had maybe half a dozen dates in my life. But never a second date. So it's more than just asking people out.

Face 4/10
Body 6/10
Personality 2/10

Turning 28,same boat.

At this point I've become so jaded and redpilled.
All women have already slept with a hundred guys especially around my age and will compare them to me.
I'm already so worthless that it's laughable. Literally pin sized dick. At this point I gave up on trying, I only see them as friend candidates now since i dont think I'm worthy of anyone in the whole world.
I've officially fapped more to trap porn than straight porn, and actual IRL female male sex doesn't stimulate me much anymore since I've fapped too much to anime.

I kind of gave up on giving too much shit about it as well, though I have to admit I'm still scared and want to die.

/blog

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>But never a second date.
>Personality 2/10
here is what counts
work on it

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Do you live in tower like Saruman? or live in small cabin in forrest?

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Easier said than done. This is not like getting a sixpack or something.

I fuckin knew it, you guys are "too kind" as well. That's what I've heard most of my life too.
We're beta soy ass bitches due to our surroundings and upbringings... Whether we drink soy or not.
"Nice guys Finish Last" is the truth, but I literally don't want to just grab a girl and probably get sued. We're victims of our own fears we create in our imagination and hide ourselves from reality...
Is getting fucked by Dom girls and guys only way we will ever get picked up? Better pucker up my asshole then.

sure
you just *have to* be a nice and helpful person
otherwise no woman deserves to waste her life for someone like you
fix yourself

No retard you're soy cause ur diets dull of estrogen just google testosterone food and hit the weight rack

you can make an average 5/10 person make look like decent 8.5/10 with a 9-10/10 personality.
a 10/10 body with a low tier personality is a worthless fucktoy.
a decent body with a top personality is gf/bf-material.
and believe me, you wanna rather have sex with your soulmate than a fucktoy.

redpill is kind of just a trap for salty men, dude. meeting girls is hard, no doubt, but that shit about assholes/nice guys is 1000% a sham.

you just need to get in shape and have a decent style. that's it. girls will be in your inbox. girls will give you their number in everyday interaction. they'll conversate with you. and you don't even have to "be mean"

pick up a GQ magazine and get an honest opinion on your looks.

20 year old virgin here.
I try my best to get women with whatever money and good looks I can garner, but it's no use.

All they ever do is either ignore me or cringe at me then ignore me

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>lack of confidence perhaps?

That’s probably my biggest issue. I’ve had girls and people in general say I’m a pleasant guy and a catch. They’re surprised I’m either still single or have my v-card. One girl i asked out said it was very noble of me to still be hanging on to my v-card, which I thought was nice of her to say. But didn’t give me the chance to say it wasn’t entirely by choice lol.

I also feel girls just don’t plain like me, maybe? Or perhaps they do? I don’t know.

>just find a girl you like and ask her out
>seems easy to me now...
Part of my problem is some of the girls I like are coworkers. I’d rather not screw around with that, don’t shit where you eat/don’t dip your pen in company ink. It could work, but doesn’t always. I don’t really know where to go to meet, in particular, single girls. Bars and clubs are NOT something I’m interested in much.


>you can try online dating, chat for a day or two, and then go for a coffee together
>easy af (now I'm aware of this)
I’ve done the online dating thing for about 5 years and really only got two meet ups out of it. Now that OkCupids tinderized itself, it’s complete garbage now.

To be completely honest, being shy around girls you fancy and having a more introverted personality doesn’t help. That doesn’t mean it’s impossible, it means I keep to myself more than anything so I’m double fucked.

I don’t really know what to do.

Put yourself out there, get out of your comfort zone and talk about some things to chicks you'd normally keep to yourself. You know what you gotta do, it just feels uncomfortable and scary. But it'll pan out eventually, I promise.

I wouldn't say that I am actively an asshole. I generally try to be nice to people. However, that is not enough of course.

So, what do I do?

I'd say I have the same issue.
Some girls have told me that I look cute, but I just don't have the confidence to get out there. They say women don't flock to people like me because they "don't know me", which is why I should talk to them more. But it seems to me like no matter how much I try I'll always be the one they ignore or try to settle down with after they've been used like some dishrag whore

I feel you. Lost my V card at 29. I didn't really care much for sex, and went about other stuff in my life. At 27 I nearly lost it, but complications arose.

How much mana do you have?

Where do I find my stats?

here again

Nigga, I think you’re just gay.

>I literally don't want to just grab a girl and probably get sued

Look, I may be a shy idiot but I know damn well enough that nothing is going to happen if you keep your hands to yourself. Most women are pretty nice and you sounds like a total bitter asshole. That shit gets exhausting, my nigga.

I’m afraid of rejection and being called a creep moreso than getting sued for grabbing someone. Which, common sense dictates won’t happen if you keep your hands to yourself. And even being called a creep is a silly irrational fear if you’re respectful and don’t act like a fucking robot.

And no, dominant women won’t fuck you in the ass unless you like it too.

A good personality will go way farther than a 6-pack. There’s a reason why Aubrey Plaza (and many other women) had a bit of a crush on her tv husband, Chris Pratt on Parks & Rec. Plus, Chris Pratt had a Dad bod on that show. So it’s mostly a mental mind game, I’m sorry to say.

Good style and 6-pack will help for sure, but not if you’re not comfy in those clothes or that body.

How should I know brother, you're the wizard.

So you're like that Gandalf asshole, is a wizard but doesn't use actual magic.

What do you think when you see this?

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This guy should cut his fucking hair.

>testosterone food
Thanks.
Coconut oyster olive oil pomegranate garlic whey and broccoli.
Holy shit I never eat any of these. Christ.
>weights
I'll try. I'm fucking fat as well so I'll do runs first.
>honest opinion on your looks
Honest opinion from who? And thanks. My clothes are literally decade old. I'll work and get some new clothes I guess.
>nigga u gay
Honestly, I still don't find men (unless completely covering face and extremely feminine body) attractive so no, I'm not gay.
>don't be afraid to touch
I mean, it's not like I literally think girls have cooties and / or should never be touched as they're angels descended from heavens, it's just that my mind doesn't really want to be too forceful. You're right in that I have to be a bit more bold. Thanks for your opinion as well.

OP here. I've hit a plateau early on in the gym. Any advice?

here, sup

What makes that difficult is, idk where to go to find them. I’m always willing to talk to a cute girl especially if they’re engaging with me, then that shit becomes doubly easier. I can speak to girls fine, including cute or hot ones, it’s not hard. Once I want a date is where it gets slippery. I’ll talk to anyone about anything tbh even if I dunno what they’re saying.

Yeah, I’ve been told I’m good looking, or at least not bad looking. I’m no Rocky Dennis, thank fuck. I’m not worried much about girls flocking me, that sounds sort of inconvenient lol. But I’m ok with walking the earth.

OP here. Still waiting on advice how to improve my personality.

Start hanging out with horses to read super obvious body cues. They go mental at autists so can teach you subconscious cues really well because if they're not biting or kicking you then you've not dropped any spaghetti

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>Honestly, I still don't find men (unless completely covering face and extremely feminine body) attractive so no, I'm not gay.

That’s fine, but I still think traps are gay. Penis to me is indicative of being a man. You have a penis, you’re biologically male/man, I don’t fuck with dudes like that at all.

>don't be afraid to touch

Not exactly what I said, but you’re on the right track. There’s a difference between appropriate touch and obviously inappropriate touch. As our president said “grab em by the pussy” is inappropriate, hell, grabbing them in general is mostly inappropriate.

Offering them to take your hand or arm is appropriate. Light pats on the arm or shoulder are ok, below the waist on her leg might be weird and not as appropriate.

This is also not accounting for appropriate times to touch either.

A good rule of thumb would be, I think, Touch them where you wouldn’t feel weird. Except for the obvious places.

Is that true or are you shitting with me?

Develop interests or hobbies in things that may involve other people. I also recommend MoodGym and or a therapist if at all possible.

Yeah, that's how they get them to do all that mad shit. They're super in tune with people and unless specifically trained tend to hate awkward people. Only a Chad can make a horse do something.

>Develop interests or hobbies in things that may involve other people.

Most of my hobbies are rather solitary. I like climbing / bouldering, running, cycling. Cooking. Reading. Video games. I played football in my childhood and youth and used to try different team sports while in university but nothing stuck. Also been participating in courses recently (cooking classes, yoga).

Last time I rode a horse was while on Holiday in Iceland. But those are super docile shit horses.

Yeah, the ones they let newer people ride are bombproof. Got to find an extreme horse. Check out volunteer places nearby and ask about their most troublesome horse after a while.

Unfortunately, riding is a fucking expensive hobby and I am short of cash atm.

There's places that will let you hang out with them if you muck out stables for a bit. Good exercise too.

>climbing / bouldering, running, cycling. Cooking. Reading.

Boom, fucking alpha. Those most certainly are NOT solitary. Those can very quickly turn into group activities that’ll let your more natural less mopey self shine through.

And participating in cooking or yoga? Bro, lots of girls in those, granted they themselves aren’t seeing someone. If they are seeing some dick, well, see if she could set you up with a friend of hers.

be yourself
find someone you want to be honest with (preferably a girl, not a friend)
talk to her a lot
show her who you are on the inside
that you care, that you are helpful, that you are truly a great person (like most people here on Sup Forums are)
listen to her, talk about things she says
answer her questions
do some interesting things together
and you will magically become an interesting person
just trust her and be open with her

>be yourself

My biggest problem is being myself.

>find someone you want to be honest with (preferably a girl, not a friend)
>talk to her a lot

Never had any close friends. Neither male or female. There never was anyone to talk to a lot. Especially the girls I was interested in cut me off quite quickly.

>show her who you are on the inside
>that you care, that you are helpful, that you are truly a great person (like most people here on Sup Forums are)
>listen to her, talk about things she says
>answer her questions
>do some interesting things together
>and you will magically become an interesting person
>just trust her and be open with her

This requires actually having a person to do that with. I never had someone like that

>Boom, fucking alpha. Those most certainly are NOT solitary. Those can very quickly turn into group activities that’ll let your more natural less mopey self shine through.

My natural self is the mopey one. This is why I see groups form around me all the time in the gym while people avoid me.

>And participating in cooking or yoga? Bro, lots of girls in those, granted they themselves aren’t seeing someone. If they are seeing some dick, well, see if she could set you up with a friend of hers.

Yes. There are lots of girls. But they are not interested in some sperglord.

>Fucking in high school
No, I had a future

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OP here. Is it so unusual? Here in Germany, it is pretty common.

19 y.o here, and I honestly should be a virgin by all counts. I'm quiet, awkward, a bit of a loner, and I don't get out much. But, even with these issues I have with my personality, I found the love of my life. There really is someone for everyone out there, you just have to take the initiative to know where to look. Join a local club, hit the bars, just let life take you where it wants to. I know you've heard this all before from multiple people, but you've heard these things so many times for a reason. Because they hold water.

If that doesn't work, and you don't want to resort to prostitution, there's always the backpages.

It's not unusual at all. There's lots of trash, niggers and beans who have nothing better to do at age 16 than rape each other and make bastards.

>Join a local club, hit the bars, just let life take you where it wants to.

The thing is. I did all that. Life took me where it wants to and now I'm here.

in my Abi-Zeitung there was a poll "are you a virgin" 70 % weren't. I was totally startled because I never noticed such things were going on.

not a virgin anymore but with 22 I surely was late to the party

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Yeah. I think the average age for losing your virginity in Germany is 16 or 17.

bump

What can you do with your wizard powers?
Summon gets?

Let's try.

>should be a virgin by all counts
>let life take you where it wants to
>If that doesn't work
The thing is, there really isn't someone for everyone out there, at least not always in close temporal proximity, sometimes you have to wait until 30, 50, or even older, to find the one you'll truly click with, if at all.
Some iranian dude in an IRC chat once put it into words nicely, he said,
"Girlfriend not guaranteed"
and, even though it sounds pretty retarded worded just like that, the dude was right. Just like anything in life, there's exceptions. You can't just demand a girl from life to be delivered to you by magic ways. You just need to hope, and one day, you may get a girlfriend. What people mean when they say "There's someone for everyone" isn't that you are 100% guaranteed to find the love of your live, but just that there aren't any distinct features that make you unable or extremely likely of finding a girl that likes you (or a qt trap, whatever you're into), but rather that it's mostly about luck, about the right people being at the right places at the right times.
You can't just demand love, love happens or it doesn't. Seeing it as an extra in life instead of a mandatory chapter of your existence, as something optional, is the only true way to be happy as a 20 yr old virgin or a constantly single 'loser', because otherwise you'll constantly be stressed out about not experiencing romance, which is just ridiculous.

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>no, its not
Look at mr prophet over here spitting revalations left and right

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you failed

This.