Be me

>Be me
>Living in dorm with 3 americans, 3 frenchies and 2 romanians
>Be in kitchen makin food
>Ameritard comes in, also starts makin food
>Starts cutting vegetables, realizes knife is dull as shit
>I work at a butcher shop, have personal knives that are Grade A quality and sharp as hell
>Ameritard asks if he can borrow my knife
>I start to say "yes" before he continues with "To sharpen this knife"
> Have literally no idea what the fuck he means
>Give him my knife just to figure out what this retard means
>Literally starts grinding the edge of his knife along the edge of my knife to "sharpen" it
>Lose my shit, ameritard has no idea why I am laughing

Seriously Sup Forums, why the fuck are americans so fucking retarded? Do they not know what a honing steel is?

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Americans are literally the cesspool of the western world
10/10 read

Ensure that he never can have kids, go for the balls!

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>1 stupid american

lumps us in with the other 260million of us.

Guess all britfags are the queen and all germans are hitler

Don't get your panties in a twist, young ameritard

Since when are muriKKKans found mixed in with non-muriKKKans? or outside their own country?

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Exchange students

>the other 260million of us
There's a reason for that.

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>fishes
>out
>of
>water
They won't last long. Bet they don't even finish out the semester.

i wouldnt call myself a chef but i am a person who can cook and grill and assuming a knife on a knife is a suitable way to sharpen one knife is utterly retarded. they make things called knife sharpeners. it has its use in its name

America is a stronger, more free nation than your shithole will ever be.

Prove me wrong.

Subpar intelligence, probably gonna drop out cos "economics was so rough"

testing
please ignore

Uses "free" argument, cos being "free" is not a fundamental human right. Stop grasping at straws cos you're insecure.

>Knife sharpener
Literally proving point

You're free to drown in nigger dicks, nation of the 56%.

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9/11

Typical oppressed European response.
Let me know when you can legally carry a pocket knife on your person.
Let me know when refugees and immigrants aren't destroying your shithole.

>expecting anything more than grunts and hand slapping from Americaneanderthals

That's where you went wrong.

In which country did this happen and from which country are you?

Once again, grasping at straws.
Come back with a legit, sound argument

>he probably genuinely believes he was making some sort of accurate retort

Enjoy getting acid thrown on your face, and enjoy having your children raped by Muslims

Norway, Norway

its literally its name unless you use a stone you barbarian

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Y I K E S
Amerifats deflecting like a nigger and stolen bike charges.

>econ
why would anyone take economics in an exchange program? europeans are good at lots of stuff, plenty of reason to study here as an american, but there's a reason there's never been a nobel prize winning economist that wasn't born and/or educated in the us

Hahaha! Oh— oh my sides!

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its called a "honing steel"
jesus fuck

A legit, sound argument like "All Americans are retarded because one foreign exchange student didn't know how to sharpen a knife."

Yeah, that's a really sound argument you Europefags are supporting.
Please allow yourselves and your families to get killed in train bombings and truck attacks.

Implying I study econ
The ameritard study econ

be stuipid
post about other countries problems
while i ignore mine is gone to hell and have bigger problems to deal with
be a erofag

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clap clap clap

School shooting > trucks of peace

Y I K E S

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>be eurofag
>can't afford to study at a proper American university
>be jealous

The jealousy is PALPABLE in this thread. Stay mad, children.

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lol, do you really think that?

>not everyone is a chef
>"hurr-durr its because he's an amerifat"
Go to /bant/ with this bullshit that is LITERALLY why it was made

the fact you have to reply to that speaks for itself.

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Enjoy getting shot at by your police or your school mates... or literally by anyone anywhere

and the fact that you had to reply to my post states the opposite

>not knowing how to green text

>Universal health care
>Decent rehab programs
>Decent wages
>Free school programs
>Backup system if you fall out of work

Go outside. Meet other Americans. Shut up.

Y I K E S

Jimmies Rustled

Danm sorry that there was a retard in your kitchen. Don't know what America has to do with it though

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I didn't know Special Ed had boarding school

+1

You missed relying on the U.N. for defense................

>Universal SHIT health care

I have a French friend that was hurt on the job in Nice. He had to wait hours in pain to get the required surgery. The hospital refused to give him medicine.
Great health care you socialists have over there.

On top of that, the French retards botched his surgery. He traveled to the competent US to get proper health care.

Strong, independant military > decent welfare and life qualities and alliances

try harder

As a Canadian who has spent time in both Europe and America, I can easily say that America is a better place.

Europeasants obsess over their past because they have no future

Simply not true, read a book

You have laws that strip you of free speech, you dont even get a voice in the matter nigger

Ya, that's why I'm working on my green card. America is the only hope for mankind

>American
>cutting vegetables
Guess how I know you're full of shit

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So I'm supposed to throw out the first-hand anecdote of someone who actually experienced French socialist health care?
A French citizen that confirmed that US health care is immensely better?

>U.S Still has enough nukes to turn practically the world into a radioactive wasteland
Try harder europeasant

Exactly, disregard reality and educate yourself shitlord

The earth is flat, I've been to space and seen it.
You shouldn't throw away my anecdote, I'VE SEEN IT!
Ameritards, cant even see the irony of their own ways

>to turn practically the world ito a redioactive wasteland
Including the US
Seems like a thing ameritards would do, considering they're retards

>when eurofags complain about the US
>when all of Europe would be the Nazi Empire right now without the help of the United States

Eurofags should be worshiping the US every single day for saving their asses.

>comparing an apple to a pistol
There the same thing I swear.
Honestly if that's your best argument dont post in the first place
It is nearly impossible for one to have gone to space to see if the earth is flat, but it is possible for a French citizen to express there distaste at the socialized healthcare.

>Proves invalidity of an argument
>Ameritard starts crying

I suppose the only thing I would do differently would be to remove all American support from the world and watch you all fight amongst yourselves.

>Quality yuropoor education in action

>Implying that wouldntt have repercussions that wouldnt pretty much ruin the US
Ameritard thinking 101

The rest of the world has already proven that they can't be trusted to play with each other unsupervised

Donald trump went to Yale

>Not being able to greentext correctly
Kike

Eurofags will get defensive when they realize they live in a subpar area of the world.
Honestly, any man with an ounce of dignity left would not raise a family in Europe. They're setting their children up to fall victim to Muslim terrorist attacks and a terrible university system.

Ah theres the insulting drovle id hope to find out of a europeasant on Sup Forums
>"well I see he made a good point, HURR-DURRstill an amerifat fag"
Seriously what's next "u mad bro" hit me with an actual comeback at least.

Almost wanna leave this thread at 69 replies, oh well

>Using "drovle" as if it were a word
Burger education in the flesh(read lard)

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>Newgoyem can't Jewforce.

They'll get shipped back home due to culture shock.
I knew a couple of roommates in the Ciudad Universitaria of Madrid who were so horrified by the local cuisine that they bought themselves a bucket of Pollo Frito Kentucky, ate it for all their meals. No refrigeration. After a few days they came down with the most glorious cases of food poisoning you could imagine. Then flown home at their parents' expense.

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Oh no, we don't get cheap chinesium products. While all of Europe is getting a taste of jihad, we would bolster defenses, and work on our own shit. Not having to defend everyone all the time would free up a significant amount of resources to be used at home. Our consequences would be much smaller than the rest of the world.

Don't worry, user. You won the argument easily. I'm the user who has the French friend that confirmed that socialist medicine is TERRIBLE.
Thanks for defending logic and reason, and not falling victim to the nonsense of foreigners.

simply lol

>literally its name
But its name is "rat's tail".
Literally what?

That also means the industrial sector of America will have to work its ass of for us to have the same quality of life, and keep the consumerism of america at the same level

I think that the US should focus on isolationism. Gear up for the next big fight.

We could easily produce our own oil and sustain ourselves. But then all the eurofags would complain because Russia would occupy their countries and rape their women.
I'd sit back and chuckle while Europe is conquered by a stronger power YET AGAIN.

Why the fuck there is hundreds of these "ameritard" or "eurocucks" threads all the time? America has niggers and europe has muslims etc, fucking old shit already, what's next? Japan has hindus and baltic countries has Chinks?

Then theres a crack, and you get fukd over by yourselves, and you dont have foreign companies to invest in, in hopes that it will save your failing economy,
Dumb nigger amerifag

ah those muricans always classy.

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So it means our lazy welfare leeches either make a societal contribution, or they die. Meh.
I agree. Let them all be a part of the new Soviet union.

Thread full of niggers that think their country doesn't have retards. So basically Sup Forums everyday.

>working on my green card
If true, then you're in for an unpleasant surprise. There is no green-card "track", either you qualify for it or you don't. FLOTUS was a wetback and she got her green card by sucking Donny's tiny dick.

In a word, YES.

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Look no matter which is better it all comes down to this, we live in a global society that depends on both Europe and America to run properly.
America is like the engine with China being the gasoline, Europe the wheels and Japan the computer on board
Yes the engine is important but so are the wheels. It may seem good for all party's to separate but it wont help in the long run
In the end whether your a europeasant, or amerifat, your needed to make the other function.

You must be a jew

Jesus H. Christ... fucking retards

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This is something I don't understand. Canadians always go on and on about their healthcare but the moment any of the ones I've known needed medical attention they told me how long the wait is. Guess what faggots, when you pay for it you get it when you want it. "huh, I found a weird lump on my balls.. guess I'll see the doctor in 6 months"
source: whiny fucking canadians I've known

That's simply not true.
When it comes down to it, the United States have enough resources and military prowess to weather and destroy any threat to American soil.

Europe can not say the same, so the US has to protect their sorry asses. It's laughable, in a pitiful way.

Flunked out of Fordham.
Bought a degree from Wharton.
Yale professors are on record as saying he's unfit for office.

Literally speaking as if Europe is a country. I mean fuck dude, use contraception.

i really wish to have a sharp knife now