ITT: We post dumb shit theists say
>"You know God exists, but you suppress the truth in unrighteousness"
Atheism General: Shit Theists Say Edition
Luke Martin
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Jonathan Powell
I'm not a theist, but I see no problem in somebody else being one
Nicholas Ortiz
>Do you have proofs that utilitarianism exists?
Kayden White
>Christianity is the religion of our ancestors. Catholicism is great because we need our people be affected by a cult leader from a foreign country voted in by foreigners.
Ryder Perry
"When the rapture happens remember to ask for JESUS's forgivesness, Your prayers to god will not be heard."
Ian Jackson
>Thinking utilitarianism is consistently feasible when you can't know the exact future outcomes of your actions
>Thinking it is feasible when everyone values different goods
Carter Foster
"the """""""""""""""""""""""virgin""""""""""""""""""""""" mary"
Colton Torres
I don't understand how someone could earnestly believe in heaven/hell and then not live their entire life as a fucking monk.
Like honestly, here you are, believing that you live an eternity in one of these places based on your actions on this temporary level of existence and you spend it watching Duck Dynasty and working at McDonalds?
Nigga if you actually believed in God and the afterlife you'd be living your life like a fucking angel.
Grayson Lewis
I'll keep that in mind when I murder him
Brandon Morris
>Be God
>Be omnipotent
>Allow evil
>Not just 'i fell of my skateboard evil'
>Joseph Fritzl, children with cancer, every genocide ever
>lol the lord works in mysterious ways :^)
If there is a God he'll have to beg for my forgiveness
Caleb Johnson
>God doesn't exist
>Let's worship the government instead
Caleb Walker
That's what fascism literally is you worthless sack of piss and wind
Dylan Lopez
>I don't understand why you can't allow me to follow my spiritual path in peace. Why do you keep following me around and quoting Richard Dawkins? Don't you have more productive uses of your time than needlessly mocking other people who are different than you?
haha dumb Christfags
Carson Diaz
>I don't understand dictionary terms
Nolan Butler
You have no unalienable rights with an authority above any human congregation.
Have fun getting burned at the stake the first time a professor decides gingers are genetically inferior.
Xavier Scott
Why would Satan ever make hell a bad place? If I were him I'd make it better than heaven, that's surely the best way to say "fuck you" to Jesus and his dad.
Connor Roberts
Without* you goddamn phone.
Ethan Ross
Atheism is being promoted by jews and is what sjw's and other degenerates follow
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Ian Miller
humans have a void without religion. that must be filled. normally with government. no nation that becomes atheist will survive for 100 years
Chase Rogers
Can Americans be atheists? It says right in your pledge to love God etc.
Leo Russell
satan didnt make hell idiot, he is there to be punished not to rule. he is forever frozen in ice at the very sanctum of hell
Logan Cook
Americans can be whatever they want. They have the freedom of religion which also means the freedom "from religion." That said, our founders created a government that could operated independent of religion, but that required a God-fearing populace. The government was never intended to be a moral arbiter. Sadly the American Left has used our Judiciary to act as moral arbiter and subverted our founder's intentions.
Jordan Long
The problem with non-religious people is they form a sort of god complex. It gets pretty spooky from there.
Christian Campbell
>I don't understand how someone could earnestly believe in heaven/hell and then not live their entire life as a fucking monk.
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>Why would Satan ever make hell a bad place?
Dominic Sanchez
>You have faith... In that chair. If you didn't have faith, you would never sit down! If you didn't have faith, you would think that you'd simply fall through ghetto chair and would never sit down for fear of the unknown!
Leo Taylor
How can you murder a semite who died literally 2000 years ago...
EDGING OFF TEH CHART IM SO OFFENDED HOW DARE YOU TAKE HIS NAME IN VAIN!!!
Dominic Johnson
Im sorry but dante's inferno was fan fic at best
Xavier Mitchell
Most Atheists are relativists so good luck getting them to agree on pretty much fucking anything. Hell Dawkins thinks child molestation is ok if its culturally accepted.
Jack Reed
"The Third World War must be fomented by taking advantage of the differences caused by the "agentur" of the "Illuminati" between the political Zionists and the leaders of Islamic World. The war must be conducted in such a way that Islam (the Moslem Arabic World) and political Zionism (the State of Israel) mutually destroy each other. Meanwhile the other nations, once more divided on this issue will be constrained to fight to the point of complete physical, moral, spiritual and economical exhaustion…We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil. Then everywhere, the citizens, obliged to defend themselves against the world minority of revolutionaries, will exterminate those destroyers of civilization, and the multitude, disillusioned with Christianity, whose deistic spirits will from that moment be without compass or direction, anxious for an ideal, but without knowing where to render its adoration, will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time."
Jaxon Carter
I thought he res erected or is 'destined' to return.
Brayden Long
Is this supposed to be the counter to the cg spam?
Why even bother. They unironically worship some dead jew on a stick.
It's punishment enough. Just ignore the shilling.
Ayden Murphy
> couldn't figure out murder is wrong by yourself
Nope. Couldn't even figure out the English language by myself, my parents had to teach me.
We can't all be supergeniuses that knew everything since the day we were born.
Brody Gonzalez
What?
Not killing ones kin is a biological imperative. A specific language is a proprietary knowledge base.
Unfortunately, I'm convinced you can actually be this dumb.
Isaiah White
No, sacrificial cults existed when the bible was written and had to be reminded of their immortality. Go back to school kid.
Nathaniel Kelly
Actually, no it isn't. People can and will each other just to eliminate the hazard another human being presents, no different from wolves devouring the cubs that were fathered by other wolves.
If you believe imaginary social constructs like "civilized behavior" are actual biological imperatives, you will be terribly and possibly terminally disappointed.
Elijah Ross
This.
Eli Mitchell
>Everything is a Jewish originated cult to control your mind
>So follow the same Jewish originated cult that I do instead
This is what Christfags believe. Hate to burst your bubble, but Europeans have, and have always had, their own unique culture, upon the belly of which Jewish ideologies are nothing more than a clutch of leeches.
Jack Evans
>implying atheists are good
Do America and the world a favor and kill yourself. Take some muslims with you if you can.
Jonathan Roberts
yeah youll be right as soon as jesus camps start calling themselves evolution camps
Juan Lee
You think God gives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. lowly carbon based life forms made of dust. Our salvation is a gift.
Aaron Hall
Please explain.
Aaron Stewart
"People were misbehaving so he flooded the whole place out, except for one boat, which has never been functionally reconstructed, and was full of birds and dinosaurs and freshwater fish."