FIFA Ranking June 2017

Newest FIFA Ranking is out.

>Dutchies unironically behind the Islamic Republic of Iran

>Spain = Polan

topkek

you mean Coca Cola ranking ?

>31st

At least you got rid of your literally blind coach.

>1.Brasil
>2.Argentina
>4.Chile
>5.Colombia
>7.Belgium
>9.Switzerland
>11.Poland
Who made this absolute memelist

How can Colombia be above both Euro 2016 finalists.

>win Euro
>never go up in the rankings since

same reason why Belgium is that high
good ranking would be france spain and germany in top 3

Poortugal is shit, it was a fluke victory due to luck and good (albeit ugly) strategy.

>inb4 some poortuguese replies with a pepe

You will see it in June 7

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Ca-calvito ponga a James hijo de puta

>tfw even fucking Iran is better than your national team

>plays against better teams
>rekt them all
>w-why colombia is above euro finalists

get your liechtenstein together, spic

>top 31
neat
comeback is on lads

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>current meme, dead meme and Germany
l o l

>South American teams
>Good
Stop the maymays Joao.Your competition is garbage.
>Muh Ecuador!
>Muh Bolivia!
>Muh Vidal and friends!
>Muh manlet Peruvians!
>Muh Jajamemes
>Muh >paraguay
>Muh Lelo missing and friends
>Muh monkeys
>Muh dirty Suarez
>Venezuela
Conmebol is a meme.Portugal is better than any conmebol team

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>Portugal
>still 8th

>sudacas are bad
>4 out 5 in the top 5

ayyy. what did the spic mean by this?

w h o r (you) ???

lmao

Vidal and friends fucked you in the past wc tho.

>This ranking
>Relevant
A team that has Jajamemes as its star can't be in the top 4 of anything outside of cocaine production

>be spain
>1198 points
>be peru
>1108 points

you're literally peru tier kek

>Vidal and friends fucked you in the past wc tho.
They fucked Xavi and his assylum friends

What happened to to the Netherlands?

>Spain is literally Poland-tier

>4 of top 5 south American
Yuropoors btfo yet again

>Spain
Is there a more irrelevant nation?

They appointed a blind coach for political correctness.

>nation

Spain is better than Brazil player by player
De Gea>Brazilian random monkey keeper
Carvajal>>>>grandpa Alves
Ramos and Pique>monkey CBs
Alba>No defence Marcelel
Busquets>monkey fouling Casemiro
Thiago and Isco>monkey EPLel midfielders
Asensio>Neymar
Morata>G.Jesus
Silva>le pacy nigger
Even my captcha agrees

>behind part-time dentists

top kek burgers

>Poland that high
Fuck outta here with this shit list

>literally peru tier
>b-better than brazil

here's your (You) senpai

>You

>literally peru tier
>All WC players
>Some monkeys that play in the chink league are somehow better
(You)

> Colombia 5th
> Peru 15th

worst ranking in history the last time

actually going down since then

great

Came here for a hue

w-what's wrong with pepes?

>all the same players from 7 years ago
>somehow that's a good thing
fuck outta here mayn

Your reign of terror is over Walels

Meh we always get past group stage so proof we are 9-16 tier consistently. Oh yeah, it's a fucking meme sport no one cares about here. You hang your identity around it and a bunch of impoverished manlet shitskins are viable contenders to overtake your supremacy.

>all the same players from 7 years ago
>Isco
>Carvajal
>Thiago
>De Gea
>Asensio
>Morata
>Players from 7 years ago
Kek.Unlike Urgay Spain produces talent on a regular basis

How are Switzerland always so high up on this? They are shite

>we are 9-16 tier consistently
>Get into a good group due meme conference
>We are le top 16
Kek.Anyone can pull that of

>You now remember Morata warms the bench for a brazilian reject

ayyyy

>108th
Lowest ranking ever.

>Costa
>Reject
Kek.He could have started in any Brazilian team.Either the one from this year or 2014.Good players choose to play for Spain.Meme players like Rafinha stay with Huezil

Fuck yeah, we broke into the top 100!

>tfw 98

Ready to get raped Belgium?

>can't play for brazil
>better find a meme country out there
>Oh, Spain looks fine!

Literally Marcos Sena and Diego Costa. You should be thankful, we send worses to Italy.

Both Sena and Costa could have started for Brazil Joao.Or do you seriously think that
>Fred
was better than Costa? Meme players like Rafinha love Brazil.WC players choose Spain.Take that for data

>Spain
>shitholes entire identity rides on povertyball on the international level
>tied for 10th with polska

Lol

play it cocky like always, we'll drink your salty tears in the end

Feel bads man

>germany has 4wc titles
>won the last wc
>3rd place

Fifa rankings are fucked up beyond comprehension

This ranking only cover the last 3 years retard.

Watch out lads. U-20 is ours.

why are we so high ranked?

>still 13
i swear it seems like we haven't moved half a spot in either direction for years

We are behind Mexico even tho we just beat their A team with our D team made out of players that are not even the best in our non league.

Still counts, bitch moor

Enjoy Lopetegui

but you're 12th...

>below northern ireland
>below iran
>below senegal
>this is an improvement

Damn, Norway >we are actually like 15 spots above you. Thats kinda fucked.

>Peru
>15th

Poland stronk
O
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A
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>Lelo missing choke 2 copa americas to Vidal and buddies

check this out
>drops 11 ranks

They did their best probably

Complete nonsense as always.

typo
anyway i checked and it was just my imagination, we were 16th only last year

Willing to bet any team below USA could beat us in a match that actually mattered

that's pretty bad, considering that the best cape verdian players play for Portugal lmao

W-what if I already experienced the golden generation of Dutch football for the next 70 years.
What if we will never make a comeback and will hover between place 20-40 for the coming decades.

Oh god it's all over, we've peaked.

>tfw you're the new Hungary

I-I'm sorry dutch-kun ;_;

you still have speed skating and korfball

>worse than african island nations

>ENGURLAND

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feelsbätmän

you'll be fine. You have no idea what it really having no hope of getting better feels like

no

Could be worse. You could be the Czechs. Remember how good they were once?

>Colombia above France

>20-40

being a tad optimistic

they were a meme. the fact you, as an american, think they were good, proves me right

>USA above Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland

Bullshit, both those teams would put the yanks to the sword in a major competition

>Poland and Spain are 10th
>0,49 points difference between them

>Wales and England are 13th
>0,19 points difference between them

Argentina with Messi is unanimous #1

>us

Tell that to chile

why don't the irelands unite and form a better team?

Chilebros send their regards!

Spain
>currently qualifying to WC in a qualifier with only 10 rounds and with only one REAL team in the group


Brazil
>already qualified to WC in a 18 round qualifier with two WC Champions and 7 continental champions

Get your shit together, Juan Carlos...

eat shit croatia jajaja

Argentina
Latest World Cup participation: 2nd
Latest Copa America participation: 2nd
Latest Confederations Cup participation: 2nd
Latest FIFA Ranking: 2nd

>just