I believe I'm dying, Sup Forums. I was being poisoned which caused severe nausea, vomiting, and headache...so I took an absurd amount of acetaminophen (Tylenol) and when that didn't completely alleviate the physical pain I started drinking heavily. I knew the risks of hepatotoxicity but I didn't care. I just didn't want to feel sick anymore. I continued this for ~3 days. I now feel a pain in my abdomen where my liver is located. I don't have any signs of jaundice (yet) but I'm expecting it. This was all a plan to get rid of me and it worked.
I'm sorry about how I've lived my life. I'm sorry for how I've treated you, all of you. The shitlords, the cucks, the stormfags, the SJWs, the hackers, the pedos, the traps, the trolls, the femanons, the basement-dwelling virgins, the oldfags and the new. I love you all.
And yet you were left with just enough time to alert Sup Forums. Thank heavens!
Caleb Gray
kys
Jose Cook
Tits or get out
Joseph Martinez
call 9/11 instead of shitposting on Sup Forums and you'll probably be fine you idiot.
also bait.
Cameron Thompson
i belieVE i'M DyiNG, Sup Forums. I wAs bEING poiSoNed WHicH CaUsEd SEverE NausEA, VomitING, ANd HEADAChe...So i ToOk aN AbsURd AMouNt OF AceTAMINOPHEn (tYlenoL) aNd When ThAt DIdn't cOmPLeTEly ALLeViATE THe PHYSiCAL PAIn i StaRTED DrinkiNG HeaviLY. I knEW ThE RIskS of hEpAToTOxIcity buT I DiDn'T CArE. i just DIDn'T wANT to FEeL Sick AnymORE. I ConTINued thiS For ~3 days. i Now feEl A PAiN IN My ABDoMen WHerE My lIveR Is LocATEd. i DoN'T haVe any signS OF jAunDice (yet) BuT I'm expecTIng It. tHIs was all A pLAn TO GeT Rid OF Me aND it woRKED.
I'M SORrY aBoUt hOw I've LIVED mY LIFe. I'm sORry FOr hOW I'Ve TrEaTed yOU, aLL OF you. tHe shItloRdS, THE CUcKS, The STOrMFaGS, THE sjWs, the haCKERs, the pedoS, thE tRApS, tHE trolLS, ThE FEMANOnS, thE basement-dwelLINg VirgINS, the OldfaGS aNd THE new. i lovE You AlL.
Fuck off and kys
Aaron Watson
And why not? I wouldn't be in my current profession if not for Sup Forums.
I'm not a femanon, just a faggot.
What will that do? Nothing. I call 911, they take me to the hospital where I'm told I need a liver transplant but ofc I'm not going to get that because I'm a schizo nobody.
But if it is serious then call 911 or poison control
Bentley Murphy
Can you triforce ?
Jose Stewart
Make sure to post your address so Sup Forums can call 911 for you
Chase Mitchell
Kys. The post is too fucking long faggot
Caleb Morris
IF this isn't bait...
I just want to say i'm sorry that you're dying. I wouldn't wish that on anyone. The sad fact is.. we all die sooner or later.. every single one of us. It's just a sad part of life that we all have to die. I hope it's a painless death and that you pass quickly so it doesn't hurt. See you on the other side OP.
Ian Campbell
You'll be fine. I have done the same thing and snapped out of it. It involved cough syrup as well.
Elijah Thomas
im 11 yrs old wut is this webite
Oliver Ramirez
I love you too OP. If this truly is among your final days then im sorry. I hope the end is peaceful and with little pain. Let me know whats on the other side, we'll all be there with you before you know it.
Angel Butler
dude genuinely go apply for a liver transplant and or get blood tests to see if the damage youve done is reversable. i care for you mate you’re not a schizo nobody go soon please mate >inb4 gay spam fuck off
Logan Martin
Im killing myself right now, who wants to join me?
I like the idea of it but I think I still have a few good days left in the tank. I usually hate existing though.
Dylan Howard
Wait, why? Why not do something really cool and become famous first???
Nicholas Scott
ehh its fine, anyone else?
Christian Garcia
Do something with your life. Maybe you just hate existing because you're not allowed to do anything worth doing.
Aiden Myers
fuck off you're gay and you love spam
Isaiah Adams
*facepalm* Nobody else made that point? GJ user
Jack Cruz
>Maybe you just hate existing because you're not allowed to do anything worth doing. bingo
I can't stand other people. I wish I could be some solitary hunter-gatherer but civilization had to eat up all of the land. Fuck civilization and fuck civilized people.
Carter Wood
well I need to go, im pretty much useless
Andrew Wright
yo
Colton Rivera
bumpin
Eli Watson
Are there no hospitals in your third world country?
James Bennett
There are still plenty of places in this world that live off the hunter-gatherer mentality and even make livings off hunting and selling pelts. Incredibly rewarding lifestyle. I live in one of them in Canada. You should have thought of searching for it first before you went out in such a pathetic way.
Ayden Fisher
brb booking my flight
Ryder White
what part of canada though? I am dead serious that I would abandon my current life to live like that. I don't want to deal with any people when I get there though.
Thomas Rivera
ay yo i'm in kkkanata nikka i can hook you up with some fine dankass butthash yo cmon nig, you know you want sum
Xavier Perez
I don't want butthash. I want to kill and eat at my lonesome.
Lucas Phillips
Okay, user... if this isn't any roleplaying... GO TO THE DOCTOR. PLEASE, YOU WORRY ME.
Jack Allen
So long sucker.
Jordan Carter
Stream it, fag!
Levi Cook
Any place with Native Americans and believe me there are a lot of places in Canada with them. You'll probably be limited with your hunting though because of hunting laws. But Natives can usually hunt all they want in their land. Bonus points if you put the effort to make a good impression and get to know the people, they often will let you hunt with them for free. My Dad is good friends with an old white dude who teaches at our high school and sometimes we let him hunt with us. As long as we tell the game warden it was our kill he gets to hunt all he wants. Most Native Americans are pretty welcoming of other people in general.
Adrian Morris
I went to Val-d'Or once and the natives were drunken lunatics. Would I be able to survive among them?
Brandon Murphy
Oral acetylcysteine (Cetylev, NAC) 140 mg/kg loading dose followed by 70 mg/kg every four hours for 17 more doses, and if the patient vomits within 1 hour of dose, the dose must be repeated. DO IT NOW, FAGGOT!
Ethan Rogers
Nobody dude, he's already admitted he's schizo Seek immediate medical help. Poison dose response varies by person, and they sell paracetamol in small enough packages to make it difficult to overdose. You may recover with minimal damage. Perhaps more persuasive to you, they can make the pain go away.
Kayden Cook
> I was being poisoned > so i took a shiton of tylenol > then binged on alcohol > for 3 days
WHY NOT GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL OP
Bye, rip thx gg no r
Grayson Cox
Val-d'Or is a french city lol. It's more of a party city for Natives in that area. I've heard of some places in Ontario letting white people into their tribes through ceremonies. Never experienced something like that first hand though. We aren't so traditional like that in Quebec. You'd have better luck in the reserves tbh if you want a more peaceful lifestyle away from the drunks.
Zachary Russell
aww shiet nigger
Jose Ward
>oh no I'm being poisoned >better drink a shit-ton of poison
Nathan Ross
You are dying because you were a faggot that couldnt withstand a bit of pain and a retard who didnt seek professional medical advice, you deserve to die.
Luis Lee
They were wandering in traffic and passing out in front of stores. I thought it was funny that they infested PFK (KFC). I would love to live the tribal life but wouldn't they resent white people for treating them like dirt in the past? I fell in love with the Canadian wilderness. Even the rock formations along the highway looked amazing.
Ryan Long
lel
Caleb Rodriguez
>I was being poisoned It's either Putin or Kim Jong Un.
Benjamin Lewis
There are still a few racist french Canadians here and there that get on our nerves but generally we are pretty much over that stuff. It's beautiful out here man.
Christopher Walker
Who do you think poisoned you and why?
Nathaniel Smith
>suicide thread turns into changing one's life in the canadian shield