ITT: films that would never be made today

ITT: films that would never be made today

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You mean like Madea?

Fucking moron

implying hollywood will stop putting actors in dresses

idiot

Couldn't be made today because Robin Williams an hero'd.

Zack Galifianakis could play the part

zulu

Lord of the rings, (maybe or at least a terrible cgi version)

taxi driver

star wars (original movie obviously)

spaghetti trilogy

>look up box office
>made more domestically than warcraft
kek

THE WHOLE TIME?

A boy and his dog

12 angry men

they will remake it one day and call it 12 angry people.with a diverse cast, you read it here first

as it should

delete this

No actually I read it the last time this thread was made

Stephen King's self insert main character did that in the book where he travels back in time to save JFK.

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Or well. Male and female characters, he didn't mention race.

>star wars (original movie obviously)
did that last year

WTF is this some drug money front?

i ment they wouldnt start an original franchise like star wars. Just be like, "wtf is the force how is this shit going to sell".

Really most of Kubrick's films.

>mommy, mommy, I hope you don't allow some cock mutilating faggot with a cross dressing fetish into our home!

I can't believe this made it into the film. 1994 was a different time

That's a male power fantasy! REE!

You are not and never will be funny, you and the rest of the unfunny cunts that post this shit should be chemically castrated

True Lies

They were gonna do a sequel but for some reason terrorism stopped being funny.

Any classic 80's movies with an all white cast.

Back to the Future.
Breakfast Club.

These days that just wouldn't be diverse enough, so the cast would be peppered with ugly nigresses that are treated as irresistibly attractive, and sexually aggressive spics and half-spics, as well as the prerequisite gay white male, or possibly asian male.

No it's literally comfykino for black families
Le funny man in a dress + preachy jesus bullshit