*ring*
-Well Seymour, i made it, despite your direction
*ring*
John Brown
Christian Roberts
-yay, superintendent Chalmers, welcome, i hope you prepare for a unforgettable luncheon
Austin Rodriguez
op is a fag but it's steamed hams
Ryder Lewis
Asher Carter
-GASP! Egads! My roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Jason Gonzalez
-SEYMOURRRRRRRR!!!
Brayden Brown
Ski-inner with his crazy explanations
The superinedant’s gonna need his medication
When he hears skinner’s lame exaggerations they’ll be trouble in townight tonight!
Matthew Barnes
I thought you said we were having steamed hams?
Jacob Sullivan
No, i said steamed clams
Its regional dialect
Christopher Perez
Henry Richardson
Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams.”
Lucas Butler
i keked
Landon Cruz
oh no in utica, its an albany expression
Chase Reed
Well of course its an Albany expression
Charles Peterson
Steamed hams but Sup Forums edition
Leo Hughes
Ethan Ortiz
>Aurora Borealis?!
>At this time of year
>In this part of the country
>Localized entirely in you kitchen?
>Yes
Noah Adams
I bet you fucking wear vans dont you you little fucking peice of shit, you know what no, your not even worth shit, your worth less than that, if a prostitute met you i bet you couldnt even fucking pay her to fuck you, id be afraid you'd be able to say anything back to me that would even remotly hurt but you fucking emos can only hurt yourselfs when your cutting your fucking wrists, so take a fucking hint and end it, no one wants your cancer on this site.
James Gray
I bet you fucking wear vans dont you you little fucking peice of shit, you know what no, your not even worth shit, your worth less than that, if a prostitute met you i bet you couldnt even fucking pay her to fuck you, id be afraid you'd be able to say anything back to me that would even remotly hurt but you fucking emos can only hurt yourselfs when your cutting your fucking wrists, so take a fucking hint and end it, no one wants your cancer on this site.
Nolan Myers
What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!
Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.
They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.
Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.
That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?
Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.
Zachary Hall
>steamed hams intensifies
Christian James
You'd be surprised how hard it was trying to explain the meme to a friend earlier today.
Isaac Sullivan
she say: do you love?
i tell: Only partly
i only love my Steamed Hams
and my Aurora Borealis
Ethan Edwards
Lucas Parker
and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled
Benjamin Howard
>Fire
Fire?!
in this time of the year
in this part of the country
localized entirely in your kitchen?
>yes
I can see it?
>no
Mason Bennett
yeah autistic ramblings tend not to make much sense to normal functioning adults with lives
Colton Perry
emhh
you know
one thing i should
>excuse me for one second
John Harris
Isaiah Fisher
Jose Scott
Zachary Murphy
Gavin Roberts
Nathan Turner
Matthew Turner
Carter Morales
Cooper Bailey
Christopher Edwards
Jaxson Martin
I hope you are ready for
>Steamed Steam
Isaiah Collins
No, no, i said Steam clams
Anthony James
Dominic Smith
>too much Steamed Hams for today
Aaron Perry
>shadman