I am the Austin package bomber. AMA

I am the Austin package bomber. AMA.

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It's a little late for roleplaying, bud.

Why you blowin' up my hood?

Red vines or twizzlers?

Because it’s funny.

Prove it

Go with whatever generic brand they have at the Dollar Tree.

>asking for proof on a website the FBI watches daily on

Proove it

If you are, then why'd you do it?

white,dark, or milk chocolate?

If you're trolling, the feds are still gonna show up in the part van.

Imagine being so pathetic that you would willingly work for the fbi lol. It's like the cheesiest/cringiest goofgoofy

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Hows that working out for you now?

If the government paid me for my autistic ability to find pretty much anything on the internet, I'd be cool with it.

Thanks for not using a gun for a change you corteous psychopath.

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How do you keep getting away with it?!?!

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REPORTED TO MODS AND FBI. IF YOU'RE JOKING YOU'RE GONNA GET SWATTED SHORTLY HAVE FUN FAG!

You are going to get a visit from the FBI buddy, joke or not

Would they really show up?

What did you pretend was in it to keep your cool?