God Mode Edition:
>42 balding
>Unemployed
>Live in parents basement
>No car or license
>Many health issues
>ED, havent had sex in over two years anyway
>Bipolar, Anxiety, PTSD
>Losing my hearing and vision is really poor
>I have $5 in my account
Compared to me I think everyone should feel better about themselves!
>he's had sex
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>19, mixed Latino so never balding
>studying to be a software engineer
>live with parents
>got a permit, getting license soon
>very fit and healthy
>7 inch penis and strong erections
>socially confident, at ease, handsome, and excited about the future
>great hearing and getting LASIK in a few years
>no job because studying but have $280 in bank
Compared to me, you're a sad, sad lil man. Enjoy dying a nothing and nobody. I'm getting up tomorrow about 2am to workout and then get to studying.
Adios amigo.
I was you when I was 19 lol even the Latino part. LOL well good luck.
Sad poor fag
>34
>umemployed
>live with parents
>family hates me
>no friends
>cant remember the last time i felt something to live for
>deported
Why don't you take steps to fix your life? What's going on?
>voted for him
>born here in CA
>gonna kick your face if I see you
>gonna suck your dick and call you gay
>faggot
Depressed af. Meds are not working zero motivation. I try I really do but I also have a shit load of health issues.
I was in this same cycle at 18 last year, user. All just reading about successful people, thinking tomorrow was going to be the day I'd shave, floss, clean my place up, get fit, stop fapping, study, etc. I'm succeeding now. I'm on my way to a $100k salary next year, joining the military reserves, and as of now, I've lost so much weight, I'm confident now, and life is going great. I'm busy and happy.
You know what it comes down to? Two things: stop fapping and define your life. Define it. What do you want? Good health, a lot of money, good relationships, and happiness. That's all that matters. Now make steps to get there. How are you going to get healthy? Hydrate, eat better, workout, etc. Money? Study, work, etc. Relationships? Be confident, social, etc. Happy? All those three things add up to happiness but some little things like wearing your favorite shirt also make you happy.
Step two is simply to change your values. Don't fall for the "discipline" meme. Have unconscious discipline: make what's good for you your joy. Don't hold other things that aren't good for you (procrastinating, sleeping too much, wasting time, "preparing") on a pedestal as "what you want" and things that are good for you as "what you have to do but don't want to". Do you need discipline to eat a piece of cake? To have sex? To sleep in? Of course not. Why? People who need discipline are basically saying they don't really want what they say they want so they have to force themselves to do it. That's why most don't make it out alive. I tap dance out of bed because I can't wait to exercise, study, socialize, etc. It's because I changed what I value. Funny enough, now I'd need discipline to procrastinate, sleep in. I just don't want to do those things anymore.
Bitch faggot you're not trying hard enough, shut the fuck up and either "Do or Don't." Snap the fuck out of it you cunt. There's the strong and the weak, clearly you've chosen to be weak. Darwinism at it's finest.
Value good things, user, and the path to those good things. That's all there is to it. Value the path to health, wealth, relationships, and happiness. If you can learn to love the path (exercising, waking up on time, studying, working, good hygiene, etc,) you'll love what you do and never want to want to go back to the dark side of life. Make your daily battle plan, a schedule or outline, and go at it.
What you value, you end up craving, user. Value good things and the good life and what it takes to live a good life. Then live life on easy mode.
>break your neck and crave a hole in your brain
>have a girl suck me off and then I'll blow my load into it
>piece of faggot shit
How did you fall off? What age? Why didn't you get back on track?
but here you are on Sup Forums at 12:54am on a Tuesday
You're a fucking loser dude. You only have $280 at 19, no job so you're just unemployed garbage, you still haven't gotten your license????, and you're on here at this hour stroking yourself about being "better" than somebody. You're sad.
>10:37pm
>Monday
I need less than 4 hours of sleep, buddy. I'll see you from the top.
Trying this hard. Lame much?
only an idiot would take what is written here as truth.
What's it like being unemployed and relying on mommy and daddy? Beta as all fuck.
crave? crave? your craven morehead? faggot confirmed.
I'm hella busy doing things. It's the fastest route. Getting a job would make my studies take even longer. It's the best investment of my time. Look at opportunity cost instead of anime.
I wish I even had time to get a job. Military enlistment for the reserves are also coming up very soon. Doing pretty well.
>32
> own a business doing $22 mil last year
> married, no kids
> own a house in Rhode Island across the street from Taylor Swift
> Fly a twin engine Cessna 310
> Drive a Porsche
> 40 ft sailboat
> Collect handguns owned by famous people
> Play guitar in a noteworthy New England band
> Unhappy that I haven't accomplished more in my life.
>on Sup Forums pretending to be rich at 2AM
this guy won the thread for saddest life
>using anime pictures and criticising people making it ahead in life
>kys
how do you fix balding, poor health and being old?
>ahead in life
> on Sup Forums
PICK 1
Oh you fucking snowflakes
>Syrian
>Broke
>Everybody assumes I'm Muslim
>Gf is a pathological liar
>Countless funerals
>Borderline warhammer 40,000 tier chaos gods curse
>90% of my friends are either in jail, underground in dirt, or in Europe
>Car stolen
>House is rubble
>Surviving off petty jobs you wouldn't believe how nutritious rice can be
>Am a polyglot
>Am talented
>No proper electricity to put talents to freelancing
>Recently found out I'm having nervous breakdowns due to stress
>Meds to calm me down cost more than I'll ever make (the one pack of pills)
>No country would give me visa
>Everybody assumes I'm a danger
>Half the population would sell me for a quick buck
>Discovered that the entire area we live in is to be evacuated in a week
So how's it going Sup Forums? Still sad? Are you having a bad day because someone called your gf a she instead of the demibender quasigendered feminist la bomba that she is? Or is it that you lost a few bucks in crypto?
Are you not a Latino anymore?
You are the reverse tony robbins. You are overwhelming yourself and wasting time by wallowing in your misery. You have to tackle one problem at a time. I say get your license first and gradually stop isolating yourself. Skip the excuses and just try one thing that gets you closer to being more satisfied.
>21, white so automatically better
>about to graduate college
>live on my own, not in my parent's basement
>have my licence already
>good metabolism and bike daily
>6.5 incher, no complaints
>no mental disorders, not depressed
>no need for lasik cause I look good in glasses
>work as an EMT saving lives, and I have over $5000 in savings
Compared to me, you're a sad, sad little spic. Enjoy getting deported and being short. I'm getting up tomorrow at 2pm because class is cancelled.
Better luck next time muchacho.
OP here this made me laugh! Maybe that is how I can get my act together go on speaking tours trying to depress people and unmotivate them!
>this guy won the thread for saddest life
Sorry, Sport.
If you consider that "rich", you may take the title of saddest life.
>34, balding
>Forced out of my job
>Had a nervous breakdown
>Live with my partner who was supportive at first but is becoming passive aggressive
>Expired licensed
>Too many health issues
>ED and low labido
>Autism, General Anxiety Disorder, PTSD, Agoraphobia
>Government wants me to work for unemployment benefits, I am a fucking mess
>I owe thousands
>house
>Porsche
>boat
>plane
>22 mil
>Not rich
Are you high?
OP you are not that old even with all the shitty things in your life you can still be happy. Do whatever makes you happy. Yes you might die tonight but fuck it go talk to bitches. Break the cycle you are just hurting yourself on purpose by reaffirming the negative image you have of yourself.
that's not impressive my dude. Not hating but you're literally not that impressive. Not hating again just saying
>virgin
>sperg
>beta
>bad life choices
>bad lifestyle choice
I'm gonna calm down and get my shit together. This time for real.
I'll get off Sup Forums and clean up my act. I'll ask for help.
Pretty average in general but compared to the Mexican kid it is.
26 Single
Had Arbys for lunch so fuck all y'all
Poor, don't care that I'm poor but how do you get a girl when you're poor?
Yeah
>thinks being white is cool
>went to college like 99% if people do
>has a license OMFG what a hero1!1!1
>6.5 inch penis but compared it to the Mexican user's 7 in her
>thinks LASIK is for looks only
>works a shit tier job as an EMT
>also racist
kys
He's reached GOD LEVEL status Sup Forums. This man is a success. If only I could amount to a centimeter of your accomplishments in life. How did you do it? What's your secret?
That's early af. Good ha it though to start. I get up at 4am.
>it is
>if you had an education you'd know your percents
>more than the border hopper can say
>can't read the qualifier
>thinks lasik is something to be proud of
>doesn't work
>not racist
Are you inflating my ego on purpose?
>what's your secret?
I drink my milk
>no reason to get up in the morning
The rest is irrelevant.
I don't have any mental disorders ok
I was diagnosed but it was a good idea any way
Im just extremely shy and then I get frustrated because I'm too scared to do anything
well that does sound like a mental disorder
It's hard having low self esteem, I can't help it
You don't get it? You're putting him down for getting a STEM education and putting in work into it that he gets up at 2am. I worked part time in college and lived with them and helped them out financially after I graduated with my Chem. Engineering degree. It's stupid to waste time at work if you have more time to finish school early. Literally idiotic to do it your way if you don't have to.
Also he said he's American and voted for him. You're a piece of shit too. I'm white and people like you give us a bad name. You literally have nothing to be proud of. Enjoy going "weeeee-yooooo" in the ambulance.
Improve yourself you idiot. Damn you're pathetic.
>samefagging this hard
Come on guy
pathetic life
good
pathetic
good
good
sad
>29
>Job I enjoy but only make $1200/month before taxes and expenses
>Live in parent's attic
>Own a car and have license since 16
>ED due to SSRI, sexual drought of four months
>Bipolar, Anxiety, Depression
>Losing my ability to walk due to arthritis
>I have $17.20 in my checking until Friday
I'm better off than I was last year. That's pretty sad.
Nigga, you dumb as fuck
Why don't you have a job? A job? It's your negative attitude. That's what's holding you back.
im from new england. what band?
Actually feel better about my mediocrety after reading some of these
>21, underachiever
>kinda alright job; night shift/morning person
>living at home with old parents and deadbeat brother
>have car, drugs, gaming PC, and no ambition
>tfwnogf or effort for one because of excuses a,b,c,etc.
>would like to college, but worried about degree inflation and hefty debt
>all my freelance work dreams require an engineering degree to pull the lever on a machine
>housing is expensive in the real Washington
>tfw you know you would be content to work a deadend job quietly forever, but would be disappointed in yourself for an equivalent or greater amount of forever
>"I'll get my life in order eventually"
>Is what I've been saying for the past 10 years
The thoughts of not doing the right things, saying the things that needed to be said at the time earlier in life keep dragging me down.
I know I'm too much of an idiot now to do anything that can help me make a quick recovery.
>2022 jew
>live with dad, mum died thousands of years ago
>never had sex
>dad cast a rather big shadow
>drink alot of wine
Spoken like a true 18 year old
I'm probably going to die alone
>18
>failing university
>5/10
>over 1k in debt
>no job
>no friends
>attempted suicide once
>$2.69 in my bank account
>beta
>insomniac
>masterbates with eggs
>degenerate
I've got a job interview coming up at MacDonalds. I need this job so badly. I have all these problems but hey at least I'm white and not a filthy nigger.
>with eggs
explain
you can always kill yourself
Feeling sorry for yourself while being a racist doesn’t really make you less pathetic.
I tried many times I get fired for attendence because I can't sleep and I'm late all th etime plus transportation issues and yes sometimes I admit I just quit because my anxiety sucked.
>26 full head of hair
>Full time employment in advancing field, career track
>Company sports car
>Not swole but I eat right and healthy
>Recently broke up with gf of 3 years after she cheated on me
>8" meat pole - had sex with 5 different women this month post-breakup
Feels like I just need to hit the gym and find myself a nice girl and I'm all set for a long happy life
Larping sjw detected
How you got Sup Forums in syria mane?
Critical hit.
well you are not that great if your gf cheated on you with a better guy
You forgot one
>has to compare himself to NEETs on Sup Forums in order feel good about himself
36 Receeding
Own business
Live in Studio
Don't drive
Health good
no sex in 6 years (Caught the herp)
Probably insane
Need lasik
Ah well, least I have money
your ignorance amazes me they got internet in syria you dummy second of all his story seems to be pretty specific even if it was some sjw it would still be an accurate story of many syrians keep taking your meds because mommy never loved you american boy
you can have sex with herp, well maybe not bareback when you break out
Don't falsely assume friendo
She had a myriad of mental health issues which in hindsight wasn't made up for by the fact she was stupidly hot and crazy in the sack.
Dumping her has been a huge improvement on my life as I've now discovered that if you have good looks, career success, a house and a huge dick then girls will fall into your lap
Google asymptomatic shedding
>No proper electricity to put talents to freelancing
>is somehow one Sup Forums
^good call.
Fuck Syria, the middle east, and Africa. It's a shame too cause none of these places would be so bad if we could just irradicate the barbarians and subhumans spawning from them
>20
>drug resistant depression since I was 8
>anxiety and ocd
>been insanely sad as long as I can remember
>recovering heroin addict
>virgin only ever gotten blowjobs
>closest sexual encounter I had neither of us
>had a condom and she stormed out on me
>because I wouldnt fuck her anyway
>got kicked out of college for bad grades twice
>appealed and got back in both times
>living at home and commuting an hour every day
>because Im not allowed to live on campus anymore
>grandmother died beginning of college and grades plummeted
>was addicted to heroin for years until I stopped a bit over a year ago
>insane variety of health problems including
>a swallowing disorder thats been going on for a year
>I went from being over weight in late high school to being extremely underweight now
>it takes me over an hour to eat one plate of food
>havent eaten a meal like a normal person in over a year
>also have chronic neck pain
>ill vomit randomly most mornings
>the only girl i've ever truly loved led me on for a long time then broke my heart
>she wanted to bring her new boyfriend to my 20th bday party
>half the party didnt even show up
>smoke to many cigarettes to cope without heroin
>smoke weed every day to try and numb pain and health problems
>dont have a job right now
>all my friends flake on me constantly
>even though i lost so much weight and my skin cleared up I still hate myself
>I could go on and on
>things
>no job, no car, teenager
tons
Are you trying to sell user on empathy for barbaric, rapist, shocktroops?
You crave my cock? What?
So pretty much I use eggs as lube. I like the shell and the way it hurts. I do lurk a lot but I made a thread about it a while back.
30. bald
Warehouse worker $800 for 40 hrs a week after tax
Live in owned and paid off apartment
BMW 335i and full licence
No health issues (gym 3 times a week and play sport on weekend)
Have sex almost nightly with the wife
Hearing good, vision short sighted a bit
$25k in bank, $50k~ in stocks
tell us how your brother is the deadbeat
oh yeah also
>my closest 4 friends at college are all getting an apartment next year without me
>I had plans with one of them to get an apartment next year
>He decided to live with them instead because its "more convenient"
>whenever I call them out they say they just "cant take the risk subletting me"
why are you like this??
take them out of mexico but cant take the mexico out of them ... still a violent , untrustworthy shitter
>Latino so never balding
I know so many bald latinos its not even funny
I do realise that it may be a bit weird. But it really isn't all that bad. It's quite nice and I give it a solid 10/10. I used bread dough a couple weeks back which was quite good to use. It has more feel to it. I once cooked scrambled eggs after using the eggs. It was a bit too salty.
You win
25, balding from Greek heritage
CEO of an uncoming crypto and well as franchise and property developer
Live in my mansion east of the city
Bentley and full licence (used to own a Gallardo)
No health issues but can have short temper (used to take roid)
Have sex weekly minimum
Vision and hearing fine
7 digit bank account and looking to hit 8 by mid year
>26
>Mediocre family business but content because my job doesn't define my happiness
>Probably slowly balding but it's still ok
>Been with girl that loves me crazy for about a year but I'm not in love with and I have told her, still puts up with my shit
>Playing guitar in a moderately known metal band
>I have played shows in over 20 countries around the world, touring again in September
>Pretty good gaming pc, I game a lot
>Content with life atm
Said the one who droped two nukes on japan and is always on a war to kill sand niggers
It is mathematically impossible to show that any form of infinity (forever) is greater or smaller than any other form of infinity. For instance fractions between 0 and 1 and all numbers from 0 to infinity. It's intuitive that one set is larger than the other, but not accurate.
I'm gonna just have to take your word on that. No thanks
My brother is
>25, NEET
>closet homo, sexually depraved
>Bipolor anxiety depressed meme, medication that only gives him ritalin high, crippling hypochondria
>is only awake from afternoon to mid morning, on his computer 100% of the time unless forced to go to the store for parents
>wasted all the money thrown towards fixing his lack of ambition (which is far worse than mine)
He is the equivalent of that roommate that doesn't pay to live there but consumes resources and is somehow allowed to stay. He only stays because our mom believes once we turned 18 we make our own decisions, and he chose to do literally nothing. Good inspiration for me not to dip down too low though
Infinity=/=forever
A circle is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square
Thanx bruvz feel better now