magapedes edition
/brit/
Bab
REAL NEW
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delete this. too early.
let's compare willies
anime
Lymph nodes STILL ballooning
remember when skepta sent for wiley
was in the gym today and some bloke absolutely stunk out the place, BO smelled like Onion Bhaji which is bizarre because everyone was white
>tfw being wh*te
thing about rorke/leftypol is that one of them will have a country in 100 years, the other will be a paki shithole
finally broke my spell of bad wanks and had a really good one today
heading to homebase to get something new to tickle the spuds with
anyone want owt
hello nigger
Need a big willy in me
babestation
daytime
didn't send for him it was just banter you dickhead
clearly know nothing about grime
am becoming actually quite physically attracted to pints
black&decker chrome-plated motorised scrote mincer
fanny??
hello nigger
is him coming out as bent just banter as well?
Need some advice lads: I was out with some mates on Saturday and we ended up getting on a minibus that also had some friends of friends who is never met before on it. I notice these girls at the front talking and 2 out of 3 of them are hot as fuck, they keep looking back at me and being the kissless virgin I am I think the best thing to do is act like I don't notice (still not sure if this was the right thing to do), anyway I overhear the girls saying "should we ask him if he has snapchat" or something along those lines but I assume they were making a joke about the driver who was old and ugly as fuck. 20 minutes later one of the girls comes over and asks me for my snapchat. I have a pretty shitty SC name so I wasn't to eager to spit it out quickly but right as we're talking the bus stops then we all get off of the bus and tell the driver when and where to pick us up later, all the groups part ways. Later when we're back on the bus I see them texting eachother (at least I assume, they were all texting at the same time and giggling like little girls) (btw I'm 18 and these girls were all in the range of like 16-19 I think), I then get a phone passed back to me that has the power off menu up, I didn't realise but keep was open and it said put your Snapchat here but I didn't close the menu until (again the kissless virgin in me acted out again here) after I lifted up the phone and asked whose it was, the girl who wanted my snapchat was pretty embarrassed by this and sort of cowered behind her seat. One of my mates says "look at the phone you brain-dead cunt" so I do and then I type in my sc and hand it back. She adds the afternoon after and this morning I message her a simple "are you the girl from the bus?" She didnt open it or respond until about 20 minutes ago and I haven't opened it to see what she said yet but I'm assuming it's just a simple "yeah" CONT.
stop posting this
what are the rules? do we have to be hard?
alri
Going to Dublin for the first time ever tomorrow. What should I expect lads?
need a hung lad to deposit his sticky load right up my tender boyhole
no kissing though, bit too gay x
muslims and nigerians.
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Ignore that guy, post whatever you want mate.
Won't be opening that link though. Just my own policy. No hard feelings.
where's the full video?
arrogant students nonwhites and lefties
fuck off bendypol discord
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use some paragraphs lad im not reading that unless its skimmable
only group i hate more than muslamics is gypos.
lots of west-brits
no sweetie xx
the gf
nonce twat
too hot to wank lads
Ik it's a pretty drawn out story also I just checked and it's been more like an hour since she messaged me I'm asking for some advice on thing s like what do I say to her at what times and how long should I wait before opening it, and how to advance it, stuff like that. Any advice appreciated, thanks for reading that fucking wall of text. On a somewhat related note I read feel like my whole life is turning around recently, I got a new haircut and loads of girls having been coming up to me and striking up conversations and paying me compliments and shit. Feels like something out of a teenage fantasy.
he's not bent he's just a massive smackhead
youtube.com
nonce bender BTFO
any kek man in?
Not a fucking word
looks a bit young there you nonce
Junkies
Nigerians
more Junkies
Dubs (Junkies)
Retards
Foreigners
West Brits (South Dubliners)
Knackers (pikeys)
Junkies
it's the worst place in the world purely because of the people living there.
I saw a cute East Asian girl in a white summer dress and a straw hat crouching next to a flowerbed and trying to get a butterfly to land on her hand. She smiled at me as I passed her.
gf just morse coded me this
i have an air conditioner
you can come over if you wank me off with your teeth
wonder if she feels inferior when she takes her bfs home
weird how fixated rorkes are on paki gangs
Aisha tweets so fucking much, most of it's just verbal diarrhea and she's just an attention seeking whore. someone should kick her head in
Did it happen?
'ri
big big fan of these 80s high waisted bikinis making a comeback
>small baps
temp in my room has risen to 28.5C
opened all the windows in the house but there's no breeze
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None of these fill me with confidence. Is it still expensive as feck? Only going for a gig desu
of course not. lefties are massive hypocrites.
idk I would also like to see the full video desu
>room is too hot
>letting more hot air in
genius
Just got out of bed, had me morning coffee and breakfast and realised it was 8PM, ive been asleep for over 20 hours what the heck?
when i post here I feel like I shift more and more to the right lads
how many houses does she own?
shut up mate I guarantee you weren't in the puregrime threads when in the county first dropped
probably AIDS
are you drinking loads of milk?
>turned on the computer
>fans went mental because of the heat
>computer takes off like a helicopter and flies out the window
>rises further and further into the air until I can't see it
looks like it's phoneposting for me
18
Just talk to her you absolute walla walla bing bang
the english middle class needs to be liquidated
bit late for the ol' job eh?
I hope you're under 20 as well or I'm afraid you're a nonce
Nope.
Avoid Temple Bar (8 euro pints and retarded yanks everywhere).
go to O'Donoghues after the gig. i assume it's at vicar street/whealans/the 02?
really hate smelly bastards. it's so selfish.
weird how leftycucks will use all their power to ignore them
I'm 19
U got STDs nigga
turned on the heating and put on a dressing gown. bloody freezing out there.
Not even one iota of Irishness. Also everything is a rip off.
shadilay
free kekistan
carry on then lad
Is that really Patrick Stewart?
Imagine the horror when he found his hair falling out. Perfect male specimen, and that happens. Fuck.
Knew i shouldn't have bummed that twink i met in the big market
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3 Arena. Cheers user, I've heard to avoid Temple bar.
proximity is the most important factor in trade
geez I've been tuning into pirate radio stations since you were squirting frube down your top, jog on
the outside air is only 26C
been slep all day
business idea: hollow out one of these holes, climb inside and tentatively stick my tender ballbag out
I was born and raised here, in London. I wont run away from it.
How do I fix this mess?
how do you separate someone's tweets from retweets
praise kekistan, where we all poo in loos