United customers butthurt as fuck

>United customers butthurt as fuck

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Didn't want him anyway, would Giggs have become what he was is fergie bought some overpriced mercenary?

Promote from within and keep giving youth a chance, we don't need to do what City do to succeed

>Jude
what did he mean by this?

>never been part of them
>judas
gg

This. God you euro soccer fans are so fucking cringey

someone post the pepe, you know the one

>we don't need to do what City do to succeed
>buys le 100 million former youth player dabman

>outspend everybody in Europe since fergie left
>biggest wage bill
>break world record transfer fee
>let me tell you about the class of 92 la

>implying most "euro" soccer fans aren't asians, arabs and mexicans

>euro
No way is that guy from Europe. Probably Pakistani or something.

>stays loyal with his club
>"judas"

I suppose the Muslim fans of Manure just don't know the Bible well enough

Or american

Twitter is full of embarrassing teenage american bandwagon retards with shit names like that who only like football because of FIFA

id love to live for one day at the parallel universe where manure fans live

Griezmann would be leaving, but Atleti's transfer ban means he's forced to stay because they can't replace him.

I know everyone on Sup Forums has a natural disposition to hate Americans, but I can't begin to explain how little we care in general about soccer. I would be willing to bey $1000 that the poster in OP is British, Nigerian, or Indian
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>inb4 you have an American flag and you care

Yeah, but I'm latino. We make up just 15% of the US population, and that includes the cubans/dominicans/venezeulans who care about baseball over soccer.

>we don't need to do what City do to succeed
>spends +400m in the last 4 seasons
>6th
ayy

Where's Slovak bro when you need him

Do Man utd even need to strengthen?

Have they not spent like £500M the past 3 years?

Its one full of trophies and asshurt ABUs, its a beautiful place you will never understand

Haven't seen him in a week

I worry for his healt

Ibra will be 36
Rooney is ded
Martial erratic
Rashford still growing

United scored the least amount of goals amongst top 7.

So yes, definitely upfront and maybe at the back.

Midfield is strong enough though.

Most of that 500m was wasted on shit players.

Is he a good player now that United are not signing him?

Lukaku would score more goals than Greizmann anyways

>its a beautiful place you will never understand
>6th

He's from England.

The audacity of those people is outrageous. As if Griezmann had any moral obligations to Manure.

hes overrated, literally a twink that would get bullied and start a diving career in epl

Yeah, but he's a man u fan so is still probably a stinky paki

Would have been Di Maria version 2. Lucky escape

kek
KEK

>rags

Doesn't matter we won a European cup

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>Would have been Di Maria version 2.

A talented, creative player ruined by a manager who plays shitty football? I agree.

>Manure fans STILL send Di Maria abuse because he was misused, had his house broken into and left for Paris to a deal United agreed to

Can someone give me a run down of how much Man U paid per dab from the dabman?

so much salt

This transfer ban has fucked United so hard

>No Greasyman (he likely had an agreement that he's stayed if the ban was upheld)
>Chelsea keep Costa (Unless he goes back on his word that he'd only leave for Atletico)
>And United have to keep hold of De Gay as Atletico won't sell Oblak

nothing, he was from their youth academy, just had to pay a small fee to recover him and make his dream of playing at manure true

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>d-didn't want him anyway

>how little we care for soccer

is this why "soccer" is the most growing sport in the US and is the most played sport by kids? In 20 years or so it'll be on the same level as other americlap sports

Darn. Now they'll get a younger player like lukaku or belotti who can score the same for less money. And then they will use that extra money to bring in another huge star like bale or James instead. How rough

That's better hair than Rooney normally has.

When he scored that magnificent goal against Leicester I was seriously concerned he may BTFO the whole league, glad he flopped desu

This just means we're signing Mbappe.

Mbappe already said he would never play for United lmao

>we

That will be 150 million+tip.

Glad he didn't go to the cancer of a club

well, there's only two clubs bigger than Utd atm so where is he going lol

Best comment on Sup Forums right now.

If he has a release clause, as is reported, then Atletico couldn't keep him if that clause was met.

It's likely Manure are trying not to break any more records or don't rate him as good as his release value.

He has a release clause. Every player in Spain has one. However meeting the clause doesn't matter if the player doesn't want to move.

Even Monaco is bigger than Utd

This is true.

United will be stronger next season. That is a fact. We will be buying 4-5 quality players and shipping out the trash.

Would we have been stronger with Griezmann? Absolutely.

Is it the end of the world? No.

I'm just praying we don't spend 100 million on Bale :(

>this absolute delusion
*dabs*

AAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAAUAUH

>Manure

It's always been the most played sport by kids, football isn't generally played until high school

get ready for
>7th

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KEK

>w-we don't care about divegrass

Then explain why Americans literally own ManU

>6th

>6th (S I X T H)

Rather finish 6th and win EL than finish 2nd and win nothing

Inb4 spuds/shitty mad

tbf i actually agree with this

The point is they were only in that position due to failure.

If any of the teams above them (except spuds who lost to Gent kek) were in EL they could have won it

United had a trash season, being lucky enough to be in the EL when literally every good team from the year before wasn't shouldn't take away from that

>want to leave
>can't because of transfer ban
>I've always loved this club la I never wanted to leave la

Players can leave though. If he was selfish and greedy, he could still force a move.

English teenagers who have Twitter accounts named after football clubs/players might be the most retarded group of people I've seen though tbqhwy

People act like he scores 40 goals a season

griezmann is not that good. He's literally Simone Verdi tier.

I remember seeing stats that he's scores a lot of goals from very few chances. United creates waaay more chances so in theory he would score a lot more goals as well.

you can be from England and still be a Paki

>D-D-D-Didn't want him anyway

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Is dis b8?

Soccer has always been played by kids lol. Its like the first sport everyone gets into. Probably make my kid play soccer as well. Good young development of cardio and athleticism

He's probably Lewa tier

yes, a lot of pakis live in England

One of those clubs retard

Hook, line and sinker

wtf I love maths now

>Didn't want him anyway

>Didn't want him anyway
Then you're an idiot because you need him.

Cringeeeeeeeeee

>Didn't want him anyway

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>phoneposting
>"butthurt"
you must be over the age of 18 to post on this website

how many third world customers do you think sergio has driven to suicide?

fpbp

fantastic post

How would you be, taking Real Madrid's star midfielder/forward, the guy that helped carry Ronaldo and bench him for fucking.....who did he bench him for? I can't even remember some nobody.

Why the tight shirt with those bitch tits?

So, so bitter, it's sad.

He's joining next transfer window, shitstains.

>Atletico can't spend any money on transfers
>directs the money into improving Greasemann's contract instead
>Greasemann: wtf I love Atletico now

He said that he wanted a team for win thophies.
And the trophy of the best supporters or the morality cup doesn't count

those are just shenanigans to secure a better contract

>Didn't want him anyway

Flo should buy him, for the keks