Your thoughts on the new Lara Croft?
Your thoughts on the new Lara Croft?
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Isn't Lara Croft well known for her big boobs?
Why did they cast a 12 year old boy?
This. Boy body. Yuck
bad casting. this cute little fella is not Laura croft
Not as hot as Lara should be...
Flat Chested Lara Croft, this SJW bullshi is getting old as fuck
Lara croft is supposed to have big tits, small waist, big hips, thick thighs and a big ass. The new Lara has an alien body
I'm just shocked she isnt a fat black woman.
>Your thoughts on the new Lara Croft?
She has no tits whatsoever.
Dude, she's ugly as fuck
Gross.
Gay/Tranny
She has nice calves tho...for being skinny lol
who is this man?
Looks nice. Would cum on her abs.
disgusting body
not feminine at all
Bull/Shit
Did they intentionally search for someone whit an unfeminine body type or were they blackmailed?
Also the new Lara is a "lost girl" with no guns because school shootings.
Not even joking.
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That's Michael "I'm totally not gay" Fassbender's wife.
This is fucking retarded, like seriously, what the ever loving fuck are they thinking.
Hell, her dual guns are iconic parts of the character.
So we have an unfeminine Lara with no guns.
Why even call it Tomb Raider at this point?
I hope I will be pleasantly surprised but things do not look hopeful.
Guns are a politically charged subject these days. Totally understandable.
So, is this like a post-op transsexual or something.
Horribly miscast.
Just a bow now, in 3 years she'll fight bad guys with her gender studies degree.
>Videogame movie
>Good
>Successful
Why do they even still try with this shit?
so because america is too retarded to do stricter gun control and thus have way Way WAY more school shootings than the rest of the fucking world we dont get to have a good movie?
yes, totally understandable
Tell you what. Once your country has the resources, the know-how, and the will to make a movie, you can make it any way you like.
Trump said TV and violent video games cause school shootings.
Just wait till they start removing guns from games.
Her guns were even a plot point that pays off in the reboot games
How can they possibly fuck that up that badly? Its like they are trying to fail
She was hot in The Man From Uncle. Obviously had to tone up for the role. Don't really know what the fuss is about.
No intrest at all
Maybe it's because she doesn't resemble Lara Croft AT ALL.
found the ameritard
>muh guns
What gave it away, Sherlock?
Jesus fucking christ you Cheetos justice warriors get your XXXL whities in a twist over anything
In the game it's (shittily and loosely) based off, she only gets them at the very, very, veeeeeeeeery end. She uses them to finish off the final boss. It's a cool scene.
>Cheetos justice warriors
Kekekeke. CJW. I have to remember to use that.
>has no hobbies, interests or passions
kys
the retarded comment mostly
Go be 12 somewhere else.
Don't worry, once you're old enough you'll learn what a rethorical question is, bub.
Clearly I need a hobby like getting upset about a movie that will bomb at the box office anyway.
Exactly, you need to like something, so when it gets raped you actually care about it.
Seriously....do you think it's cool to say That? Not sticking up for women here but I'm just talking about just you saying it.
Do you think everyone one here goes "aw shit this guy is badass. I'm sure he s really raped multiple girls. Wow let's all applaud him. He s the cool guy of Sup Forums now."
Try hards like you are embarrassing. Can't even stand up to your own mom and here you are talking about raping people lol
it's really astonishing how retarded americans really are lol
Nice feet.
Don't worry, once you're old enough you'll learn when people make fun of you.
damn user
that was deep
She’s a trap now? No tits? I can’t support it.
I kek'd at his post, bc it's true.
What's the prob?
This.
flat as a chlo
Neither does the old one
They never learn.
At least the old one had guns, this one fights with her gender studies degree.
Way to miss the joke user
Where is the joke?
probably that the old one also has no tits even though that's just wrong and stupid
but everyone on the internet nowadays says "it's a joke" once they realize how stupid their comment was
I mean Angelina's tits weren't as big as in the game, but at least her torso wasn't a slab.
Still no guns.
>Megan Farquhar
>Actual person the Video game character is based off of
not even close to the legendary Angelina Jolie.
don+t give me that sjw washed out version of Lara.
Lara Croft needs to look smart, seductive, withbig tits and dual guns-
Not this, this baby faced bitch.
Angelina Jolie got her job because she fucked her way into the industry, not from actual acting talent and has even admitted as much.
And how is this current one any different?
She's ok I guess
I didn't say she was, just that we shouldn't give an expensive whore credit where credit is not due.
Well ye, all she lacks is common feminine features.
>sjw washed out version of Lara.
Sure.
She was way more appealing than the current one.
My kid self loved her movie, I'm sad the current generation will get this abomination.
Bro, I'll give you another chance to provide an attractive picture.
I swear to god there is no such thing as feminist logic
>don't impose the buxom, endowed vidya babe as a standard for women
>let's instead use the petite, super skinny chick for our female empowerement figure
She's got a swimmers' body.
Ye she looks like Michael Phelps
BUH DAS OVERSEXUALIZING WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not enough back. Actual back, not talking about ass.
First that flat-board cunt from star-wars and now this
Are they trying to make female leads as sexually unappealing and androgynous as possible?
Because they are retarded
If you were going to make a successful film adaptation you would literally just hire everyone who did the movie cutscene for the video game and just have them make a CGI film
Hollywood needs to get shoahed. Those talent-less kikes wouldn't know a good movie if it bit them on their tiny mutilated heeb dicks.
Yes
By choosing these roles the females can connect with the "lost girl" mentality while still being sure they look cuter, so it doesn't upset them.
>Are they trying to make female leads as sexually unappealing and androgynous as possible?
Yes. That's it exactly. They don't want to be the actresses to look feminine because of gender trends but it has to be a woman because. That last sentence was just as long as I intended btw. And then they don't want the characters appeal to be based on what a straight male would appreciate (in their minds) so they are homely and plain. They could have gotten better actresses though.
Someone shoot up a school with a bow and arrow so she can't use that too
Wait for the reboot
After we ban guns, they'll have to resort to other means.
play the game. Plenty of hotness. Dirty Laura is best Laura
Good movie
I'm not talking about the body, she has a babyface. Her face says "I'm scared, I don't want to be here, I want to go to starbucks"
Look at the older models, they look like they know what they're doing, it excites them
>not raping in 2018
you must be real fun at parties!
Why's re her arms so short? Seriously, they wouldn't even reach her pockets.
She has a disproportionately long torso which makes her legs and arms seems short.
Because girl power user! You sexist pig
Bad actor choice..
Probably going to be a female empowerment feminist bullshit of a movie.
I love the games but this looks shit.also bigger fucking boobs!!!
It’s like they put a skinny short guy to play “The life of Mike Tyson”
Indeed user, sources say they won't go the regular Tomb Raider path and do a "lost girl" gig.
Glad I’m not the only person who thought that.
Too bad they're not actually as small as they look in this pic.
god damn she has great calves