What would you do if your girlfriend got beat up by another girl?

What would you do if your girlfriend got beat up by another girl?

Become erect.

I am a permavirgin so no, i wouldn't have a girlfriend in the first place

I wouldn't date a girl trashy enough to get in a fight in the first place.

dump my gf for the alpha female and raise alpha offspring m8

Ask her why she went outside without my permission in the first place.

Nothing. She won!

tell the feminist that there is female on female violence going on and watch them spin it to some how make it your fault

Jump in

Tell her to man-up.

Laugh

dump her and court the winner don't need her nu-male genes

Impregnate both of them. Then they can compete for my affections.

Underrated as fuck, holy shit.

My womyn needs to be hightest with explosive strength from rigorous squatting.

fuck the winner for superior sons

Whip muh dick out and start pissing on them like a nigger trying to put out wild fire in Canada

these no way this is real

>your girlfriend

It is breh...

Volleyball girls are notorious for having great figures

Fucking Sup Forums never dissapoints

Disgusting

This.

L O W

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Here's a real woman.

But what if you have daughters instead?

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jesus christ she could have like 20 kids with that body ITS BEUTIFUL

Rape the winner and add her to my harem.
Also degrading the wife that got beat up.

..........BRUH

SHE THICC

Highest of the test. Flag checks out. Monkey potato man wins.

Only time this ever happened, they were fighting over me. I ended up being with the girl who won because she kind of forced it after winning the fight.

literally the perfect body desu sempi

Teach her how to fight

Which copy of Penthouse did you steal this from?

*Unzips dick*

It can happen to you too if you go to ghetto high school as a white boy.

I know. That's what you have to look for in a woman.

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Oh, Ireland. You neva gonna handle that ass.

>all these high test memeposters

disgusting

That's more like it, laddie.

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depends on tribal affiliation. If she is of my tribe I seek recompense from her family. If from another tribe I capture her and use her as the young men's communal wife for my tribe.

I see you and raise you THICCNESS

Breed with the winner.

Survival of the fittest, yo.

Underrated

If I had a girlfriend and this happened, I'd wonder why she didn't pull out her CCW or why she didn't fight better.

Ideally, my gf would be conservative and go to the gym with me and not be excessively weak.

Ladies I'm single. Please love me.

If she was a shithead, she wouldn't be my girlfriend in the first place. If some she-nigger attacked her, I'd treat the nigger like any other man.

> Volleyball girls are known for having the most shopped pictures on Sup Forums

Ftfy

Maybe if we become bros our combined loneliness will create a gravity well and two qts will be attracted to us?

my goal is to become a chad and I'll get a girlfriend after

everyone on Sup Forums should become a chad.

this

the other girl must kill her for that, Justin

>gay mongrel
>chad

I'm halfway there. I'm treated like a chad but I don't treat myself like a chad. Make sense?

>toni mahfud
>gay

what if the other girl only win because she's a fat bull dyke ?

this

the winner gets my seed

chokeslam the bitch then rape her unconscious body

then Ill jizz in my fap sock instead

Chad on the outside beta cuck on the inside I suppose.

This guy looks like an actual retard. There's absolutely no way his IQ is higher than 80. You can see it in his eyes

I'd wonder why and how there's anorher woman in my house.

right, he doesn't have a bbc in the reflection of his eyes like you?

good job capt sweden

Women once were graceful ladies. Then liberal propaganda happened.

be impressed that I managed to get a gf

My girlfriend wouldn't start a fight unless the other girl was pushing her luck, in that scenario I'd intervene and split the fight up.

Disappoint.

If I was there I would intervene
Curbstomp that mofo that tries to mess with bae
I'm overprotective as fuck desu

Dick them both down at the same
Time you stupid faggot

film it and post it on chan

>This guy looks like an actual retard. There's absolutely no way his IQ is higher than 80. You can see it in his eyes
no actually you can tell because he's not using the lens hood on his expensive chunk of glass.

HNNNNNGGGGGHHHH

My ex used to do savate and boxing with me so it'd be unlikely
Fucking cunt was quick on her feet

Defend her and call for onlookers to break it up while I pull the other bitch off her.

This happened to me before. My gf got attacked by another girl, so I dragged her off and threw her to the floor.

New Zealand being gay as usual

Suck both of their feminine penis'

Underrated post

God tier body!

I said HOP ON.