How many people here are actually on welfare, disability, neetbux, etc...?

How many people here are actually on welfare, disability, neetbux, etc...?

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Youth allowance checking in.

Can't wait to get off this NEET tier level of income once I get into a grad program.

I currently get $270 a fortnight and its enough to cover lunches, parking, gym fees, Economist subscription and whatever left/saved up for clothes.

I'm on DSP because of some bullshit I was born with. I fucking hate it, I feel like shit & a parasite. Been turned down from two interviews & not even had a call/email back in 4 months.

650$/week in NEET bux
avoided eye contact at 14 with doc.
Living life on easy mode. No regret

Are you eligible for Youth Allowance if you don't go to Uni but go to TAFE? I work now, but I may be eligible.

>mfw reporting cunts that work and collect dole, or cunts who spend their dole money on weed

dog parasite cunts

Wow. I'm surprised it's that much. Is it worth the shame and the embarrassment that your family feels for having an autistic loser as a son?

How would you even spend the centerlink bux on welfare? don't they give you a cheque for it?

Faggot. I could claim disability benefits for a genetic disease I have and never need to work again. But I don't. Because I'm not a selfish shit like you.

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How can you get social benefits in the US? Do you have public-funded unemployment benefits?

No. Everyone who doesn't work just starves to death here.

i could get it but i'd rather not fuck over the system that fed me, even if it meant being set for life.

Not enough :^)

If your on normiebook check out the humans of Centrelink page it's a laugh and a half.

I stopped work to take care of my son exactly a year ago. His mum and I split ages ago, had been sharing custody. He's severely disabled, needs 24 hour care, can't dress, toilet, clean himself. Can't talk, no situational awareness, would blissfully walk into traffic if you let him. His mums given up on him because his hobbies include biting, screeching at the top of his lungs and shifting his pants.

Despite this I want to be there for him. If i didn't do this he'd be in a home 24/7. And there's no way I could do that to anyone, let alone my own son. Even if that son won't ever throw a ball around with me.

Miss working big time. Had big plans and was going places. And I hate dealing with the guys at the unemployment office.

Both my brothers are on the dole, one is 30 the other 36. My mum set them up with some cheap as housing scene since she works for the council. Once my parents die I will not lift a single finger to help them.

Not trying to be neet. I left the university after two years and went to study Linux and MCSA. I study every day of the week at a collage 9 hours a day and get around 500$ monthly to live

>welfare
>kike
what?

housing scheme*

usually it's through SSDI (social security disability insurance), which is a federal program. I believe some states have their own, but generally not.

It's tough to get into, even once you have a doctor willing to certify that you're unable to work, and doesn't pay a whole lot in most cases.

Good lad. You should act in a way that if everyone else in society behaved like you, it would be a good place to live in.

claim welfare on the side of their undeclared income

I was on study allowance for about a month but couldn't survive on it.

>tfw IBS that has left me constantly in pain and in the ER
>tfw dont want to admit defeat and give in and apply for disability

jesus christ someone help why did my colon suddenly stop working

Youth allowance also checking in.

Full time student at University currently getting $289 a fortnight. Covers food, bus and gym fees.Bit of partying on the side.

What is this grad program business and why will you get more money from Centrelink for being in one? Explain.

get a job. also youre shit with money

Me

No it's cash straight into the bank

I study for pre exams and get 800e/month neetbucks.

We've got a country of people that believe housing should be provided by the government.

How do I get a drivers license?

I've never gotten any money from the government in terms of welfare.

99% sure I have a graduate position in the APS or VPS lined up though so I'm going to be living on high paying welfare for the rest of my life.

I'm on disability money, never had a job.

I legit tried to make something of myself though but i couldn't even finish an at home study because it was too tiring.

I am poor as fuck, broke my back and have bad back pain, and probably qualify for everything and I refuse to sign up for gibmedats or disability because I am not a nigger and I can work and prefer to provide for myself than be dependent on the government.

I'm on $550 dollarydoos/ fortnight. i pay half of it to my single mother.
I don't want to be, but employment in the area i live in has gone to shit. we've become a dumping ground for mudslimes and sudindus.
To top it off, a majority of my qualifications lie in IT, which is a dying sector in aus.

I'd love to start my own PC shop, but MSY are fucking destroying local business in that regard. their pricing is always undercutting competition because of their ties to chink factories.

Or when the jnterview is going great, and they ask anything about your health we should know about?
You get to watch the interest die in their eyes.
37 interviews and counting since losing job in downsizing.

go to vicroads or whatever regional road office exists in your state, book a learner test. make sure you take the practice test they provide about 5 times.
it's pretty simple. more of an IQ/ race test than anything, IIRC, they dropped the standard of learner tests nationwide because immigrants kept failing it.

>mum keeps telling me to go on youth allowance
>tell her i dont want to be a parasite
>she says since her and dad pay into the system its only fair for me to collect

is it?

>shifting his pants
What did he mean by this?

If you're studying there is no reason not to get some money to help you out.

Just make sure you devote the time you would otherwise be working to getting good grades. The reason why YA exists is to make sure people are able to study and then get jobs that earn more, raising more tax revenue in the future.

you may as well, but don't fall into the trap of complacency. find a job ASAP.
i'd far rather you get it than literally everyone who's in this country for more than a day.

I was on it for a while when a surgeon flat out told me I had a major injury that would prevent proper employment for a while.

Off it now and have a jerb.

Always lived in fear of going into an office that I'd see somebody I knew and now I have the dignity of a job.

Yeah maybe, but be honest about it.

fuggin noice cunt

I've got that and wrote 100 hours in which got passed the thing is I have noone to teach me and have failed the practical a couple times

Youth Allowance + Rent Asistance so $565 a fortnight.

Really want to find a part time job, 2 more years until the course is done.

Reporting. Waiting until I can get on work for the dole so I can actually get something decent on my resume. Until then, I'm handing out shit-tier resumes for no reason.

>I don't want to be a parasite
>so I'll just siphon off my parent's resources

um...

if you can, save a few hundred dollars and get a few lessons through your regional office, they're pretty high standard and know what you need to learn to pass. make sure you ask for an australian teacher.

Wait a minute, dummies.

I just started studying, you mean I can quit my job and stay home all day and still get money?

Da fuq?

it's a pisspoor amount unless you're pumping out little pajeets/muhammads and have opression points to play with.
IIRC, if you're an aussie you need to be out of work for a considerable amount of time before you can claim the dole.

Disability here. On the one hand autism sucks and I'm going to die alone, on the other hand savantism is real and kicks ass. I've barely studied anything in my life and I've managed to finish two degrees from a Go8 university w/ honours, and am starting a PhD next month.

My life's goal is to produce something valuable enough to justify the huge amount of money that's been wasted on keeping me alive.

Thank you mate

What are your degrees my man?

I mean, you live in conditions we'd say less ideal people live in, but with degrees and PhD study you can't be totally useless to humanity, come on.

it's not enough money to do anything but shitpost all day everyday for the rest of your life... but what else is there, vacations? so buy a van!

You become an ascetic out of necessity, unless you were a hedonist then you become a druggie.

I have a degree in CS but I refuse to write another line of code.

Jup, my brain was zapped as a teen and I have been on welfare for years.
I hate it though and have worked some(always got fired before the trialperiod ended) and did a lot of volunteering.
Thinking of going to see a neurologist but I have a deep rooted fear of doctors that I need to get over. Quick.

On DSP for schizophrenia. You wouldn't want me working amongst the public so it's better this way.

im on neet bucks but i'm actively seeking work. i hear from an employer tomorrow if i got a job

If you qualify for youth allowance, you should be on youth allowance.

Don't think of the money as coming out of your parent's taxes, think of the money as coming out of the taxes you'll pay in the future when you have work. The government is fronting you the money now because they know you'll use the time and breathing room it gives you to educate yourself and find a higher income (read: higher taxed) job.

I'm autismal and get very few interviews. Of those, I succeed at getting to the next stage of interviewing maybe once a year.

Nobody wants to hire me, and when they do, they fire me soon after. I want to improve but they don't say why they fired me, presumably because it could be legally actionable.

I have tried to get disability but have been turned away and funneled into a job finding program which has failed, in five years, to find me a job.

I cannot prove it but suspect that I will not be able to get disability because I am white, and the assumption is that any white person who can string together a sentence and has 10 fingers and 10 toes can find a job.

I have taken up writing outlandish smut because I learned that's the only thing that sells well enough in the self publishing market to support yourself with.

I'm actually pretty good at it, and am making enough now that I can afford decent clothes, but not to live on my own. That's still my goal. Just trying to get to where I can have sex without the shame of hiring a prostitute. That sounds simple but it's really very difficult and expensive to achieve.

Currently browsing from an iPad charging off a MacBook and I'm about to have a ciggie, all paid for by Centrelink

Feels good senpai, however I'm in full time uni (Business, not a BS course) and actively looking for a job.

there is no purely pschological malady that cannot be solved through self determination.
neurologists and pschologists largely cannot solve those issues for you, and drugs are always a temporary solution that often come with equally bad consequences.
Improve your diet first. it's what most doctors will suggest.

I pretend to be a NEET on Sup Forums but I am actually a wageslave.

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Yes.

>Business, not a BS course

lol, hope you're majoring in finance or accounting there bud

Stop being a fatso and work faggot.

Thanks man, but I already eat very healthy and exersize(running and yoga) 3/4 times a week.

The problems are mostly related to frontal lobe damage; short term memory, sense of time, navigation(big problem) and large motorical skills(dropping stuff all the time). It is somewhat similar to an aneurysm in that same area. I don't intend to ever take drugs gain, believe me. Put could use some practical support irt study and work.

oosh, that's a pretty legitimate reason.
i'm no expert, but seeing a professional that can rehabilitate and reteach your brain is probably the best option.
Godspeed.

>specialisterne.com/

Wow, thank you. I hadn't seen this.

Auto correct kicked in, meant to type

> shitting his pants

>What are your degrees my man?

Molecular Biology and Computer Systems Engineering. Apparently there's a lot of money in bioinformatics (datamining DNA in order to understand genetic diseases, cancer, et cetera), but none of it is very practical without working gene therapy or population-scale eugenics; I really picked them because CSE is fairly easy if you're autistic and Molecular Biology is actually metal as fuck (pic related).

>650$/week in NEET bux
>probably blows it all away on his manchildren toys and manga books/anime dvds
Hang yourself you autistic fat NEET

Fucking parasite

>So many seemingly thick people get away with fake disabilities and undeclared income
>Try it myself by giving all my clients discounts if they pay in cash
>Get audited
It's not fair.

>>Get audited
what does that mean?

I am actually

They check over all your shit and see if it adds up, if it doesn't you're fucked.

Growing up I always got free/reduced lunch for school. For about a year when my mother lost her job she got food stamps.

As an adult I have not asked for any government assistance. The only thing that might count would be FAFSA grants because they force you to sign up for it in order to enroll in university classes. Got a decent chunk of cash too each semester after tuition was paid. But I intend to save up and "pay back" the financial aid I got in college by putting it into a scholarship fund or something. That way I can wipe my hands of any government money I received.

Disability £280 every two weeks (spinal injury)
Child benefit £20 every week
Child Tax Credits £60 every week
Housing Benefit (rent) £90 every week
Military Pension £300 per month

It's enough to live on and not have to worry. I'm a single dad (wife died in 2012 in a car crash) with a teenage daughter, so I get tax credits. The injury to my spine means I can't turn my head and it can be very painful. This means I can't drive

I do volutary work for my church sorting out food donations for the poor at the food bank. I also volunteer as an archivist/curator at the local museum. And operate a telephone helpline for fellow veterans going through difficulty and hardship.

My new gf wants us to get married and make babies. She's got a steady job as a police officer.

Not quite NEET, but the government makes sure I live OK. All the money is systems I've paid into, so it's not really 'free' money.
I don't have to worry about the treadmill of work, as I don't have employment contracts. All the work I do is unpaid.

Do NOT fuck with the big guv.

Can you get neetbux in america? i'm currently wagecuck

Sorry about your wife user. Would probably just kill myself if my wife died to be honest. I think that feeling would changed if we had a child though.

I'm on ESA and housing benefit, have been for a few months now, I hate it and it's shit, but it's better than when I needed it and couldn't get it (I had to wait for 28 weeks and scrounge off friends and family after I became ill to claim because I was/am a student.) Like £125 a week from ESA and £57 from HB, though I'm not sure if the HB should go up now my ESA has or not

Good man.

I am on the DSP disability bux for depression and schizophrenia.

Get $1004 a fortnight.

Teach me your ways.

same conditions, so how come i get less ?

Say hi to your employer faggots, full time worker here, No FTB, no concessions

You're literally all alive because I choose to get up in the morning and do something useful with my life.

You're welcome

>how come i get less ?
I get $130 a fortnight rent assistance.

>Teach me your ways.
Go insane m8 it is heaps good.

How?

I know a guy that just got knocked back for disability payments and he just got cancer after being unable to work because workplace accident.

So his back is fucked + he has cancer now, he missed out by 2 or 3 points for the criteria.

Cali has a lot of these retarded laws that basically just funnel tax money from workers to the lazy and homeless.

I am not even shitting you. My grandparents are immigrants and they've never even worked a second here in the US and they get social security income.

>they dropped the standard of learner tests nationwide because immigrants kept failing it.

And now there's hoards of asians and poos doing 70 on the freeway and cars with 9 africans in them with no license plates driving through red lights, and we get shit on daily for speeding by 3 kph over the limit

With 650 a week, you must have a family and children. Never heard of someone single getting that much unless you have a disability

>How?
It is an individual thing m8. Everyone's circumstances are different.

If your friend's cancer was terminal he would get it.

Im probably paying for your shit fucking kike

I work 10 hours a day 5 days a week for double your money after tax.

Thanks mate. I had to be strong for our daughter. Put on a brave face. Put her needs before my own needs.
I've seen some nasty shit in my time and got through it. My faith was and is my foundation.

I still miss my wife. And always will. I get tearful at special times like her birthday, Christmas, wedding anniversary and sometimes at random.
When I get down, I say to myself "come on user. Mrs.user wouldn't like to see you like this". It works.

My injury can be frustrating as I had to give up sports that I enjoy. I live next to a river and did lots of conoeing and kayaking.
So I put my interest into other activities to keep active. Photography, oil painting, guitar among others.

There aren't many jobs I can do because of my injury. I can't turn my head, so can't drive. The pain can be harsh so I would need a lot of time off work. I'm hoping to get some freelance translating work - so I can work online.

I had a good counsellor and the church helped me loads. But it was so sudden.
My daughter was only 13 when she lost her mum. She's 17 now and doing well.

I spoke to people about my reluctance to receive government money. I don't like welfare.
My counsellor told me that it was my money as I had paid into pensions - civilian and military, always paid my social security, served my country. She told me I wasn't getting 'something for nothing'. My community has been wonderful to me and that's one of the reasons I do volutary work; also to show my daughter the 'work ethic' and set a good example.

I live in a very small town in a rural area (pic) so the comminity spirit is strong here. We all help each other.

Ausfags shit post for years and I wondered why.

It's all so clear now, they are fucking leaches on society who hate themselves but can't bring themselves to committing suiscide, so they just shit post all day.

No one ever gave a shit so they eventually took a back seat to the leafs.

Inb4 ladyboy and sex tourist and all that bullshit that might make you feel better about being a shitty person

Good on you m8. Save that extra money and you will be able to have a much better life than me.

>Mother worked at Shenton Park rehab (spinal unit/accommodation) in Perth.
>Huge fat mole there, hated by the staff as she was abusive and an absolute cunt, also a long term resident.
There for 3 years.
>One day they catch her walking to a dresser to get her smokes.
>The fat lazy cunt was faking paralysis so she could be waited on hand and foot.