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>inb4 the same faggot whos been forcing memes for like a month now derails the thread.
Does that mean that men want to die, or that men want women to die? Pretty funny either way.
wow i just woke up thread is already fire as fuck
this this this this this
My 10 years are almost up. I'd say it was worth it.
how old are you dude ROFL
TRIPS CONFIRMED
i was that guy
pics or you're lying
Checked
lmao ily
that's all i needed user
Not worth the reading
i was that shoe
Can I have your autograph?
>oh wow
this post screams "M'urica".
It's not like you nerds ever had the choice. You were born beta, you can't change it
Said the virgin
Is that supposed to be an insult?
Being a virgin is the superior choice, I don't throw my self around like a piece of meat to be used.
Don't talk to me or my wife's boyfriend's girlfriends son ever again
Said the virgin
wat, only 0$$?
i don't sense any irony in your post
> You were born beta, you can't change it
Yes, finally someone who agrees! I want you to have a discussion with my dad as he *still* believes I could become someone lmao
...
Is this a glitch@
i think he serioulsly believes in what he's saying.
That's not a surprise, I'm proud to be one.
Proud that I had the self control you guys don't have.
Because I'm serious. I'm tired of everyone going around thinking they're so cool because they live like animals in heat.
i was that stare
I hate to break it to you, but being constantly rejected by women because you're a beta-minus does not indicate any level of self-control.
Is it an acceptance of your fate? Maybe. Self-control? No.
Jesus fucking christ I know that bathroom
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Join and receive a prize.
still can't decide, give up your life and freedom and money to have sex a couple times a week. I guess I should just flip a coin.
kek
>top left to bottom right
Without reading it, that's already a C- at best.
Nice projecting. I'm an attractive guy who could easily get girlfriends, or hookups.
I don't because I'm waiting for the right woman to marry.
WTF I love her now!
Yes it is.
Hahaha, "can't stand"
>be me 16
>Decide one day to be extra nasty and jerk off in mom's room
>Fapping away when I find her g-string
>FappingIntensives.jpg
>Hear door open, realize mom is home so I run to room with panties
>Can't finish my fap so I just hold off
>FF to Monday
>Horny as all hell, so I decided to wear the g-string to school and fap in the stall
>In homeroom I get held back after class
>user, I saw your underpants when you were bending down
>ComicalGulp.ogg
>I think I should call your mother and we should discuss
>I beg and plead and say I'll do anything if she doesn't call her
>She has an evil smirk
Cont?
but what if the thing in the night injures me in a disabling way and leaves me with a fate worse than death? you didn't think about that, did you, mister meme creator?
>Implying niggers maim and not kill
why not both?
I get paid to sit at home at night playing video games.
I have a wife, and we just adopted a cat.
yes pls
we've talked about this, just because you two have sex doesn't mean she stops being your mom
>user I want you to wear panties to school every day
>ThisIsntSoBad.mov
>And I'll have some special tasks for you too
>Fuck.mp4
>I finish school and run home, I'm in a tizzy over this so I decided to jerk off to cool down
>Jerking my junk fast and loose to some Bailey jay when my mom bursts in my room like Kramer on Seinfeld
>OMG user WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND IS THAT GAY PORN
>ButMaTheySaidNoHomo.gfx
>user we will discuss this later when I'm not disgusted with you
>FF few hours
>user you will see a shrink for this, and you need to do more chores
>Not bad.midi
>I'm also installing a webcam in your room so I know you aren't doing anything to hurt yourself
>Sheeeeeit.wav
Cont? Next part is where it gets real bad
Miracle on the streets
I can't wait to see you go on a shooting spree once you come to the realization that that shit is self-deception and you are actually a forever alone.
dream on, mars man
I chuckled.
that you northernlion?
oh thanks, i've been looking for the lyrics to the california state anthem
>inb4 falling for the bait
nah, I'm being serious, I managed to snag myself a girl that teaches autistic children as my wife.
My tech support job is so low maintenance and nothing ever happens and since I'm at home, I'm getting paid to sit around and play vidya.
Ooft
DREAM ON,
MARS MAN
>northernlion
I have a little self respect to not try Youtube as my income source
Fucking Durgesh has done it again!
nah I believe you I'm just breaking your balls cuz that's a highly unlikely situation and not really something reasonably aspired to. If working at respectable jobs without leaving our houses was a thing everyone could do Sup Forums wouldn't be made up of neets and human refuse