>be me >playing GTA online >level 21 >okay car >okay bank account >good weapons >mental state: fucking psychopath >bright red on minimap >some guy comes after me >puts a $9,000 bounty on me kek.jpg >he's driving right behind me and shooting at me ActionScene.wmv >slam brakes >he hits me and pushes me forward, fucks up the front of his car >use the boost he accidentally gave me when pushing me >accelerate byebye.tif >throw sticky bomb behind me >stop >he drives toward me >he drives over it >explosion.jpg >2 stars >fuck DriveDriveDrive.ocx >some guy calls me a nigger in voice chat gameon.exe >waypoint him on map, come to him >steal his car >drive it into river >turn off PS4 before game makes me pay insurance >MFW i became a psychopath, destroyed some guy's car and disappeared
>play gta v >have a female character >tons of guys message me and ask for my snapchat >give them my fake one >they drive me around a ton, trying to impress me >they give me huge percentage of cuts in heists >have a yacht now >he asks for a pic of me >i send him a picture of me in a wig >works kek >to this day he lets me idle in his helicopter whilst he does headhunter and ceo work to level me
I wanna do the big reveal in a while, any ideas to make it epic, b?
Connor Perry
>i send him a picture of me in a wig >works kek
I'd be more concerned that you can pass as a woman.
>Play GTA V Online >makes me miss GTA IV online >stop playing GTA V online
2013 was a good year
Evan Morales
I'm okay with this as long as I get free shit
They resupply my bunker man
Caleb Long
send him a dick pic
Logan Sanchez
It's okay to be 12 and fap over microtransactions.
Ethan Campbell
Liquefy the photo with Photoshop and make it look like your dick is tied in a knot
Wyatt Williams
ok, more
>turn on ps4 a day later >game didnt make me pay insurance >continue stealing cars and driving them into rivers >eventually some guy drives in front of me right before i drive some 11 year old screaming kids shitty car into river >get out >he shoots me from inside his car >he gets the bounty >buys some upgrades with it >i find him >friend him under a different PSN account >follow him >learn everything about his online antics >switch account >continually kill him and copy him exactly to piss him off and mock him >he quits >he was last online on psn over a year ago more?
