"Well America, you did it. And no, you didn't get an A+ on your history quiz...

"Well America, you did it. And no, you didn't get an A+ on your history quiz, but you passed "Electing a Mentally Unstable, Toupee-Wearing Neo-Fascist as President" 101 with flying fucking colors!"

>Audience laughs and applauds furiously

"But, I need to be honest with you America. As a Brit living abroad, I've come to expect this sort of thing from you guys. It's like coming home and finding Chris Christie sitting on your couch eating your leftover General Tso's chicken. You're utterly shocked and appalled at first, but you aren't all that surprised."


>Thunderous applause and laughter bellow from the audience, numales begin leaking their semen on the stage and women begin menstruating, coating the floor in a thick film of cunt blood and cum. Others lose control of their bowels and bladders, creating a piss, shit, cum and blood lasagna on the floor.

"But I mean REALLY! What was half of America thinking? Putting Donald Trump in charge of your nuclear codes is like putting Jeffrey Dahmer in charge of a Shriner's Hospital!"

>Audience members begin laughing so hard they fall out of their chairs while projectile vomiting and begin rolling around in their own piss, shit, cum, blood and vomit

"But, let's get to the bottom of this. Obviously, people of color in this country didn't want a tiny-handed reincarnation of Mussolini as president. So who's responsible for this monstrosity?"

>Audience member yells "WHITE PEOPLE."

"YES. YES. WHITE PEOPLE. THANK YOU. SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT."

>Audience cheers, applauds and begins foaming at the mouth while strangling each other for being white

"Now white people. We ALL know we suck! But now I'm giving you an opportunity to make it all right! The window behind me is open! Jump out and end your white privilege once and for all! But first, go to your phones and Tweet with the hashtag "whitesnotright" before you end it!"

>Audience begins jumping out the window, tapping on their phones as they commit suicide en masse

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Well done but also saddening

2real4me

LOOK I MADE THIS THREAD AGAIN BECAUSE MODS DO NOTHING!

Is this from the latest episode?

It was good until you started invoking the hur hur muh White People victim complex.

Eerily accurate.

Calm down, you childish retard. Trump won, sure, but you still have to deal with the rest of us who actually give a shit about human rights.

TL;DR: Fuck off, Trump supporter.

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>human rights

???

human rights are a meme

Do you write for the show?

Can I get a link to the latest show?

>Live in a democracy

>Doesn't care about the rights and dignity of fellow citizens

For Human Rights.

For Hillary Clinton.

Pick one, dipshit.

KEK is with you, brothers.

>"Now white people. We ALL know we suck! But now I'm giving you an opportunity to make it all right! The window behind me is open! Jump out and end your white privilege once and for all! But first, go to your phones and Tweet with the hashtag "whitesnotright" before you end it!"
>>Audience begins jumping out the window, tapping on their phones as they commit suicide en masse
Oh how I wish the white guilt faggots would actually do this.

Has anyone else noticed humor has boiled down to wacky similes recently?

>Fellow citizens are slowly calling for my death and genocide of my brothers
>Wonder why I don't care about them

Nah nigga, I was wondering how you equate a Trump victory with the stripping of human rights for the entire American public.
What exactly is going through your head?
How do you go from X to Y?

>creating a piss, shit, cum and blood lasagna on the floor.
>even Sup Forums is talking about spirit cooking

I don't understand. Please compare it to something I know about and spoonfeed me so I know when to laugh.

Spirit cooking sounds like one of those memes and or conspiracy theories that will literally go nowhere and just turn into an all out autism fest.

this
kill all white males
fucking racist sexist shitlords

THINK AGAIN

Seriously, FUCK middle white america... uneducated racist shitlords much?

>the rest of us who actually give a shit about human rights

What will his new role be in a Trump administration?

Auditing the Fed

Maybe they aren't racist but Cletus and Jedediah sure as hell are uneducated. I feel that the United States needs to allow everyone a college education so that they can actually see the world around them. News Flash: There's more to life than your tractor and the local fucking Walmart.

Not enough animal jokes with him pointing at the image over his shoulder and SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS

Hitler dubs confirms it

You're implying liberals are capable of critical thinking, they arent. If it doesn't fit their narrative, they disregard and try to pretend it exists. It's how pie in the sky shit like socialism is still around

Everyone already is allowed a college education, people are just surprised they have to pay for it. Seems that teachers don't work for free after all

>Complains other don't think critically

>Proceeds to strawman

What do you mean by this?

Please don't tell me that you think your degree in gender studies qualifies you as more educated than the guy who went to trade school to be an electrician simply because you paid thousands of dollars for a piece of paper?

You retards realize that this sort of autism is why Trump won right? Of course not, you're a liberal and lack critical thinking skilla

I honestly believe Cletus is more educated than someone with a liberal arts degree.

Personally, I don't think they should be allowed to vote at all. The poor and uneducated clearly shouldn't have a say in how this country is run or have any representation in the government. Ideally the only people who can vote should be those that own property, are college educated, and have a monthly income that is above the national average.

Except it's true, anything that doesn't fit your narrative, you ignore or try to come up with the most retarded reasoning to explain why things didn't go your way. The recent election being a perfect example when you retards felt you had all the keys and the world would side with YOU. Kek

really accurate, the first couple lines had me thinking this is what he actually said

also
>creating a piss, shit, cum and blood lasagna on the floor.

kek

Yes, keep proving us right. Liberals are essentially fascists after all

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I agree with that, but of course the vast majority of the non STEM courses should not be considered as college education.
Also idiots with massive debts should not have voting rights.

>college educated
>monthly income above the national average

Wow.

>Only people who went to Marxist brain washing centers like me should be allowed to vote

I mean COME ON

Nigger detected.

IT'S

You're exaggerating a bit, but I understand the sentiment.

2016!

This, but make an exception for oppressed minorities like African Americans, Muslims and illegal immigrants.

>thinks trump is a fascist dictator who doesnt care for human rights
>advocates taking voting rights away from people

whos the fascist?
oh right, its only okay because "muh evil wite bois"

t. my parents are rich

We aren't named Cletus anymore.

Jedediah is almost entirely an Amish name, except one kid that came close I knew just being "Jed".

We have more black people than you do, and we get along much better. Of course we're not racist. We all feel you idiots are the racist ones.

We don't hate gays. Our churches rightfully don't want to perform gay marriages as per their religion, but that doesn't mean we aren't cool with separating church and state so they get their marriage without appropriating the church's religious culture.

We have colleges. More and more people here keep going to college than ever before. Most people do tend to go into nursing/med or a trade than anywhere else though, which is actually a good thing. Now if some of you would get out of your fucking Fritz Metropolis factory you call a "city" and brought more money here, we could expand our infrastructure.

Just in case it wasn't clear, should you ever make the mistake, a hillbilly requires a hill and no teeth. You won't find them outside of West Virginia. The rest of us are Belles, Gentlemen, Southern, Rednecks, Hicks or Farm Boys. The name depends on the type of person and the area.

Also, we've got NASA launch sites and Publix. If anything that actually puts us slightly ahead. Fuck Whole Foods and fuck Yanks.

You might be surprised how something like that would turn out friendo

Thank you, daddy.

There are poor southerners that own more land than you. It's cheap here. Maybe you should reevaluate your own education.

Only people who pay taxes should be allowed to vote

>accuses someone of a fallacy
>is actually using a fallacy
hmm
A fallacy does not automatically become incorrect, if you weren't a fucking idiot you would know that.
t. Hillary voter, fuckface.

Blacks arent fellow citizens, they are the enemies of America.

lmao
where do I even start

SAY IT WITH ME

MADAM

OBAMA

LOSER

Gonna be gud
youtube.com/watch?v=U10yKDDvIdc

That's been the opening monologue for all the liberal TV fucks. They either shame everyone including those on their side for I guess not voting hard enough or acting like it's the end of the world. And the white guild oh lawdy the white guilt is palpable.

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>Is against trump because he's not letting muslims into the country
You know if they're not a US citizen, and don't have a valid visa
THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO ENTER THE COUNTRY

Agreed

We need to make sure white people know they suck so they'll vote in Chelsea Clinton in 2020

You should realize that the college-educated vote has been overwhelmingly Republican in most elections since 1952. The only exceptions are LBJ, Clinton both times, and Obama both times; only in 2008 was the distinction particularly pronounced (55% to 45%), in large part due to the Obama campaign bringing out young, usually apathetic college grads. This is in contrast to the 70s and 80s, when the college-educated vote went to Republicans by 15 to 20 percent margins regularly. Even W won the college-educated vote both times.

P-PRESIDENT

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It's so eerie to see this level of self hate. Hating your own race doesn't make you any better or cleanses you of any thing.

I'm starting to think it's impossible to have peace without a homogeneous country.

We need a good old fashioned purge.