What are your experiences with Backpages? How do you approach these bitches? Also any tips for getting a discount...

What are your experiences with Backpages? How do you approach these bitches? Also any tips for getting a discount, im poor.

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Self bumps do nothing, newfag.

Never go to them, if you do you're likely to get beaten and robbed, let them come to you and make sure you have a gun hidden close by in case she pulls a blade or her pimp comes.

You serious? How the fuk else is one to get pussy then lol

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look for one that does "outbound calls" that means they come to you at your house or motel.

Text using goog voice or a texting app to avoid giving out your real number. Always do a quick search on her number to see if its likely a scam. As far as discounts go, if you're young just say you're a student or something otherwise suck it up.

What? I've fucked dozens of streets walkers and never been through this.

Where do you search the phone number?

Just through google usually. I'd honestly recommend staying away from backpage though. Look up nightshift.co. I've had better luck there with finding bitches that actually look like their photos and there's a review system built in.

I have been with about 100 girls from Backpages. I have never been robbed and only 1 time did she not want to give up the puss, saying she only did handies.

I usually pay 200 for the hr or 100-120 for half hour. Don't be cheap.

how you know its not the 5-0?

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Do they usually get wet or do you have to lube them up?

They did until just recently, newest fag.

A guy I knew got one via backpage and she was an undercover cop. He went to the motel and she was very insistent for him to come closer and make the offer for sex. She left to get condoms and the cops took him in. He was deported shortly after that.

I usually lube his cock

I’ve used it before

>was deported

Good

The aids are free

outcall is virtually never going to be cops

Go to a bar and pick up a woman there. Not as hard as you think, user, and it will cost you less.

> 2018, still living in a country where
> prostitution is illegal
> the age of consent is not 14 or less

Explain yourselves, Amerifats!

I've had plenty of bP whores at my house, never happens....it's like ordering a pizza, but they are some nasty whores tho mate, fucking nasty whores that's for sure

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I disagree. I always do incall (go to them). Lots of these girls have drug problems, I don't want them knowing where I live.
Never go to a girl that you can't find reviews on. A review not only lets you know what to expect during your visit, but it lets you know that she isn't the police, and that its not a scam (take the money and not deliver)

Under 14 he'll yes

wait till the end of the month, whores are bad at planning and budgeting. time things right and you can get up to half off.

that doesnt make any sense you moron
why would they not have money at the end of the month if they don't get a real paycheck like normal people?
they work freelance so get paid whenever they work

you are so stupid

genious

Try eccie net
You can read reviews and see who robs and who are cops. They also say what girls do and don't do

user is saying most sluts will spend a lot of their money on drugs from BP so last week or so of the month they fluff their pussy a bit to make sure they can afford motel room rent.
Listen to this user OP, or any other retards thinking upon going to BP. Why spend hundreds of dollars on some STD covered slut when you can go to a bar, find a drunk girl and basically say "hi you're pretty" for nothing more than 50$? And you don't feel like a scumbag.

grab tits and cooch and have them rub your dick before anything is said about money. cops have better shit to do then fuck with johns.

retard they spend it literally as fast as it comes in. they never have anything when rent is due.
keep telling yourself whatever the fuck it is your telling yourself.
those bad habits they all have are expensive as fuck and they never go away.

they almost always get wet...sometimes still use lube though as it is generally safer and helps prevent rubbers from breaking.

>getting a discount
please don't do this

>hey you're offering your body for $300 an hour but I think you're really only worth $200 an hour
literally the 2nd easiest way to get yourself ignored by an escort

they always use those cheap ass dollar store rubbers. i have destroyed more "lifestyles" brand condoms then i like to think about.
what kills me is you bring some decent trojans and they wont let you use them "cause they might break"

this or theeroticreview

You don't want a discount, she'll put in zero effort and you'll have a bad time. Unless you're a regular. Don't ask for one unless you've seen her a few times

But there are no tits

hes not going to ter or eccie hes more into bp and usasexguide. those girls are glad to find a 200 dollar john

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Says the idiot. If you get caught in a sting they're going to busy you regardless. The charges might not stick but they sure AF aren't going to just let you walk on the spot.

I haven't used Backpage since their escort & Women seeking men sections went tyo shit. No more descriptions in the ads, and you have to rely on the shoddy info the hooker puts in her images, IF she has images. It's a shame. Used to be an no-nonsense way to get some pussy when in need.

Now I go by Eccie reviews or find non-pros or FWBs on Craigslist

>they always use those cheap ass dollar store rubbers
why would they skimp out on cheap condoms? they want them to break even less than you do. she doesn't want to get pregnant or catch any nasties you might have.

Only takes once...
Also, that's his point, have them come to you, if you go to them, you are probably fucked. (not in good way)

I'm a licensed massage therapist who works at a resort very professionally, but also likes doing massages erotically. I post on craigslist in the romance section just offering girls an erotic massage. Usually get about 2-3 girls come get massages per month. and those are after screening out all the ugly ones and picking 2-3 good looking young girls. I walk them through how I want the scenario to play out, I massage them, they blow me while I do it, then we shower and fuck. Have a couple of them that return every now and again and i've kept contacts for, but try and get a few new girls each month.

Don't pay for sex, find something about you that you can use to attract girls and put it out there.

thats why you don't go there, you have them come to you.
Also, use to be a trick about nude modeling or show the goods before money something like that?

Most of em use the free condoms health services give out. Maybe if you live in the middle of nowhere...but why would anyone pay for a hooker with no teeth when there's a meth head nearby that's free if you give her a hit

Where I am torn, I don't want them to know where I live or where to extort me or just show up crazy or whatever. But I don't want to go to their place and be jumped by bubba or the 50...

gee i diunno maybe part of the ccle of bad decisions and poor planning that led them into whoring in the first place.
most of these girls are not firing on all cylinders. dont take what you see in movies or tv shows to be reality.

>in case she pulls a blade

lol chill the fuck out chan hanzo

>Also, use to be a trick about nude modeling or show the goods before money something like that?

Not really going to help you in the end. They'll arrest you anyhow and you can argue with the DA that the case doesn't have merit.

FAR better to have them come to you. Except in extreme circumstances (i.e. busting a big dealer or pedo) no woman cop is going to come into an unknown hotel room in skimpy clothes with no immediate backup. Especially not for a little shit soliciting bust. Besides all the risk, it's also super inefficient for their time chasing around 100 different places to bust people. Doesn't happen.

Yeah, I used to get myself in some spooky places because I was thinking with my dick. So lucky I was never jumped. Never had a cash-n-dash either.

But these days, I would highly recommend to read several positive reviews of the girl before giving them a shot.

personally i dont do drugs, i give the whore my money and she can go do whatever the fuck it is she does when im not balls deep.

>Where I am torn, I don't want them to know where I live or where to extort me or just show up crazy or whatever. But I don't want to go to their place and be jumped by bubba or the 50...

They have better things to do as long as you don't 1) show off tons of money and easily stolen things 2) fuck with them in a bad way so they want revenge.

yeah, but my ACTUAL point was they all use the free condoms from health services.

Good job following up on a joke tho bro

ive only had two or three get shitty in my house and then i just bum rushed em out the door. ive been lucky considering the chances ive taken over the years.

Tell them you know they have herpes so youre not paying full price

the ones they give away must be the dollar store brand then because all the whores in flint use the lifestyle brands they sell there

Yeah, but the opioid habit blowing through the USA is making that a bad idea, unless the girl has stellar reviews and is certified sane.

My favorite car date girl got herself arrested shooting up in a Target bathroom just last year and then while out of jail, got high/drunk, and drove her quad wheeler into a tree and died.

And I hear so many other stories of trusted girls suddenly taking money and running from johns that they've developed rapport for,. typical addict behavior.

Not easy finding whores without a habit around my neck of the woods, sadly. Slim pickings.

This. My friend got stuck up for his cash at some shady ass apartments. Definately not worth it.

Just go to the gym, get on Tinder, and swipe right on hoes. If their Snapchat is on their bios, dont waste a swipe, just add them on Smapchat and chat them up there.

Most girls will let you smash on the first hangout. All you have to do is invite her back to your place after a good date. Assuming you dont smell or arent a total creep to her, she would gladly come along.

Once your on the couch, or bed talking drinking or whatever (after 30 min), shell let her guard down and she wont think youre only after sex. Hint that you have to go to work early and say youre gonna take off. Kiss her and pull back, see how she reacts. Take it from there.

moar

how tf do you make CL a worthwhile effort? talk about the spam/scam bullshit tsunami..

MOAR

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this nigga

>sup fellow mongerino

Just buy your own slave from darkweb cheaper in the long run and younger

How's the AIDS going?

It's a test of patience, for sure.

I have a few ads that I've tweaked over time which tend to get me good, consistent results. When I need a new fuckbuddy, I just start posting it once or twice a week. I'll get the flood of spam, but will often get 1–3 interested, legit replies. I'll weed any promising ones from that and go from there, but it often doesn't work out and will cast the line again.

But I've had a lot of good catches that way. As you know, though, you really need to not expect instant results. When you post a CL ad, you won't be fucking that day, unless the stars align for you in those rare cases.

>dad has generations of martial artists in his family
>three katanas that belonged to my grandfather
>get drunk one night and friends and I get bp chick for 350, we all have sex with her
>she leaves, next week all three katana are gone

rofl, you deserved it. and the kitanas probably weren't worth shit, anyway.

That's why you look for reviews. A well reviewed escort has a track record, a resume if you will. Any shady business on their part will be reflected in those reviews, even if it's something as small as being flaky with keeping appointments

>>she leaves, next week all three katana are gone

cool story brah

should we all guess where she hid them when she walked out?

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