>Be 14 year old robot >Change schools and have a hard time making friends >Go for the "be racist, sexist, antisemitic..." meme >What could go wrong >Is surprisingly effective. fast forward 2 years and I'm friends with most people in my gradee and have 3 really close friends >Anyways
>Women international day >Pretty big discussion in the WhatsApp group between boys and girls as to whether girls should be treated equal to men. >Really friendly but both sides joking around how their sexes will dominate the world and shit like that >Im not really deep in the discussion, but then boys start plotting about taking over the group >Eventually I kick every girl from the group and establish a dictatorship >Im political advisor, and we make ranks and shit >Meanwhile were laughing our asses off like fuck yeah male superiority >Make pic related and set it as a banner >"user is so fucking crazy. He's our leader all hail user” >Feels good man
>Fast forward to this morning and some fucking cunt piece of shit snitched and showed the fucking photo to the school's director >Get called to principals >Moral lessons/ you are fucked you piece of shit/ what were you thinking/ you do not represent the school's ideas/ sorry it was only joke >All male students from the group put in one room with the fucking image projected on the wall >All our teachers, including a gay nigger and 2 jews, started fucking doing lessons >We are all thinking like "how does this have to do with academic life. its shit we did in our free personal time" >None of my friends are mad at me, and even back me up saying user was just joking
>Go back to principals >Mom waiting there >shitimfuckingdead.jpg >Please god whyyyyy >Talk in front of director for like 5 minutes and get taken home in the middle of class >Get home and dad calls and is fucking crying >Im fucking shaken >Tomorrow he returns from trip and meeting between parents and school director >Unlikely Ill remain in school >Fucking liberal school piece of shit
>Parents disappointed >Teachers hate me >Probably somehow gonna affect my career >Am speechless typing this >At least friends got my back >Also everyone hates the fucker who snitched
Im really thinking about ending it or maybe just running away from home Just don’t know the next step Also no more WhatsApp, snap or instagram Plus I’m starting going to psychologist weekly
feels bad man
Adrian Wood
Kill yourself 100%
Joshua Ortiz
underage b& also you're a moron
Easton Clark
>Why am I accountable for the shit I do? There are niggers in jail wondering the same thing, cracker senpai.
Thomas Cruz
It may suck now, but life will get better. Give it time and it will blow over.
Xavier Thompson
Beos before hpes is pretty gay you nazi piece of fuck
Camden Anderson
>actually trying to be a nazi you do realize the alt right is just a bunch of virgin losers right?
Wyatt Jackson
>Plus I’m starting going to psychologist weekly Stopped reading there, you lost lmao. Now go to the donald
If you're really thinking about ending it just because of this then fucking do it you weak underage shit.
Adrian Rogers
Nigga, you need to teach that snitching cumdumpster a lesson
>Tell your friends that if anyone asks about you, they don't know or haven' heard of you recently >Get her phone number >Call her >tell that bitch that you lost "everything that mattered in this life" >blast an explosion over your pc's speakers, make sure she listens >let the phone on for a while >don't go to school in a week >tell the psychologist you are depressed and need to think about school for a week (your alibi)
You may even convince your parents about going out for a week to refresh ourselves and forget what happened
That experience should be enough to break that bitch for life
There's a greentext about something similar, and I'm sure some user will deliver for keks and giggles
Connor Brown
Tell them you read about it on reddit and got the idea from there.
Caleb Phillips
i'm sorry Sup Forums, but psychology today is a damn good read almost always.