How do I fuck my mom who's been single for 10 fucking years?

How do I fuck my mom who's been single for 10 fucking years?
I can spank her wihtout a prob.

Also, general incest thread.

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>I can spank her wihtout a prob.
ISHYDDT

you don’t because that’s your mom

Sorry?

No, it's not

Fuck off.
Guys fuck guys, whites fuck niggers.
Besides, she's thick.

I need real advices.
Please.

being gay and interracial isn’t anywhere close to fucking the lady who gave birth to you and raised you. she probably won’t wanna fuck you anyways. you’re her kid

Just get hard and then wear loose pants around her, and "accidentally" let them fall down when she's looking revealing your cock to her.

Ask her if she would like a closer look.

Okay.
I won't fuck her.
How about touching her tits then?
How do I do this?
I've seen her naked before, like, walked into her room while changing.

I think that's too quick.

sleep in the same bed as her and do it on “accident”. see if that goes anywhere

Go with this

You shouldnt

Don't listen to these idiots. There's definitely a chance you can fuck her. First off, how old are you?

Show pics or nobody cares

OP, save up a lot of GBP (Good Boy Points for you normie lurkers), and then instead of cashing in for tendies demand sex.
Simple really.

I'm 19 years old.

get her drunk, then rape her.

easy peasy.

This guy has the right idea, but without the raping. Does your mom drink at all? Does she ever get a little too drunk?

faggot

basically this

or ask for a movie night, "fall asleep" while leaning towards her or cuddling her and "accidently" put your hands on her tits or crotch and see what happens
if she starts anything, pretent you have woken up, know whats going on and are down for it

if she just gives a positive response or something get more daring overall

if bad/no response better luck next time

look out for things like her pulse or the pace of her breath

First off get her drunk, sport the semi at all times or have a way to show the outline of your dick.
Bring up sexual talk ie: when was the last time you had sex or if you have a girlfriend (which Iam sure you don't) say she doesn't put out as often and ask your mom for advice on the subject. GET HER VERY DRUNK

just break in wearing a balaclava and rape her then pretend you dont know who did it.

or just man up and tell her you want to fuck her she'll probably go for it

Yea she does that.

user. Here is what you gotta do. Masturbate in your room with a blindfold and headphones on, leave the door unlocked. If she comes in , she will know you won't hear her. Also have a camera hidden somewhere in the room. Later, view the footage. If she was checking you out, Then you got the pass. If she got the fuck outta there, You won't have to worry that much. Also send the footage here when you're done.

if dubs kek demands you do this

You'd need have a conversation with her about it. It ain't just gonna spontaneously happen. Don't refer to it as incest, maybe refer to it as "taking care of eachothers needs" or something like. Point out long it's been since she's been with someone, and how difficult that must be. You might want to stop calling her mom once you start talking about sex in this conversation, refer to her by her first name whenever you have to use a name. Keep in mind this is high risk, and whether you succeed or fail, your relationship with your mother will never be the same. The worst result of failure is she may never speak to you again. Make sure you're willing to risk that.

I like this guys plan . Do it op you faggot

I like this, much more interesting then rape

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You're just a fag that wants to watch OP jerk off.

he never said it was, dumbass

>can't tell if this is bait or you're really this dumb

Still a good plan, Even if he faggots out and doesnt send the footage.

that's not the point

OP serious question
If (and im not saying it isnt) if this is not a bait thread then seriously, wha te fuck is wrong with you? 4 billion pussys in the world and you wanna fuck your mom?
Like dude, if your serious get help.

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don't fuck this whore rather burn her with acid and post it on Sup Forums.and i will post dead body of my mom.

Dude look. There's 4 billion pussys but there's only one mom. I have special feelings for her. I want more.

I hope this is bait because there is no way in Hell you're gonna fuck your mother.

that's easy, you insert your erect penis into 1 of the holes and move back and forth

Your mother must really be a shitdoll if nobody fucked her for ten years.Get her raped by black niggers and then go on Gofundme.com.
get famous and become president of your country.Finally you can fuck her without any guilt.

Good advice here and here Start being extra attentive and helpful. Get on her good side. Do what you can to have a night alone with her when she's had enough to drink to be overly happy. Try some of advice above. Compliment her and tell her you want her to be happy. Tell her she's smart and beautiful and she could have any man she wants. Tell her you wish you could do something to make her happy. Get physical, hug her etc...

Any more pics of her?

serious question: what happened in your life that made you want to change/potentially ruin your relationship with your mom forever?

He said
>I seriously hope you don't do this

what more u could have done for this lady.or yOU CAN INVITE 4channers like us so that we can help you how to get her pussy and ass.

go fuck a milf you brainfart and don't ruin your family

damn...

>instead of cashing in for tendies demand sex
I WANT BOTH REEEEE AT THE SAME TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wut

Wtf you mean when you can spank her without a prob?

OP pic isn't my mom. (Obviously)
I'm gonna import some photos from my phone to my pc and post them. Hold on.

if you are too scared ,kill her ..remove all the blood out of her body.then perserve her body using embalming fluids.
Now you have a personalised sex dolls.ENjoy lol..lol

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Also i like your idea.

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that's very touching user

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This. I myself suffer from sleep sex. Just 'pass' out for a little while and then start groping and fondling her, see if she likes it. If she is sane at all, she probably won't and you will know

Bump for picsof anons mom

There is probably part of how she raised you that instilled those sexual feelings towards her, maybe even intentionally. I say give it a go!

watch porn with door slightly open
preferably some women her age
or some mom/son shit
with headphones on
see what happens

Hold on we might have something here

if you want actual advice, youre going to have to poast actual mom

yeah
at least some creep shots, we know you must have some

are you blind?

>Push her down
>Insert penis
Congratulations you fucked your mom.

Des ribe her
Race hair curves weight

Do it

This i need to imagine wat she looks like.

Do it slowly walk around in ur boxers like no big deal