Would fucking yourself in the ass if you had a portal gun be considered gay?

Would fucking yourself in the ass if you had a portal gun be considered gay?

Not in Sweden

Its basically masturbating using your asshole so no

No not all my swedish baby

Well I'd say no since jerking off isn't considered gay either
However, having a dick up your ass is something only gays wish

Hmm truly a though question there Sven

What about sucking your own dick with a portal gun?

But you're still getting fucked in the ass (although not by another man, but by yourself)

It's still not gay, just a different kind of masturbation

I used to be able to put my dick in my own ass until I turned 16, and I am straight

Definitely not gay

Wut

But you're sucking a dick

So ? When jerking off you are playing with a dick, that doesn't make it gay user

But it's a part of "your" body so you're not necessarily attracted to men, you just want a blowjob.

This is some traps are gay but futas are straight tier shit

damn i wish i had portal gun

I guess that would make you autosexual. Yes that is actually a thing in which you are attracted sexually to yourself.

How would that even work?

If you position yourself between two portals on walls and thrust forwards, your dick will move the same distance as your ass and you won't reach it. And moving surfaces destroys the portals.

works though

That's impossible, even if you have portals.
Go back to school, sven.

just an enhanced masturbation technique

What if you get invetween two blocks that are waist high and up two portals? They're not moving and you would technically be able to fuck yourself

t. small, unbendable dicks

I'm pretty sure fucking yourself in the ass with a portal gun is impossible. When you thrust, the dick moves forward with your ass, so it's stuck in place and nothing happens.

What if you just make one of the walls thrust? Think with portals bud.

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

the portal would disappear and your cock would get chopped off

I'm confused from this pic