"Is the safety off?"

>"Is the safety off?"
>"Yes the-"
>*click*
>"Yes the safety is off!"

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> don't pull the trigger
> squeeze it

ree

>Yo she just shot with her eyes closed!
>Hold up!
>*smakcs lips*
>You NEVER shoot wit your eyes closed

Guess the movie

>actor switches gun to other hand when turning a corner

iron man 2

>using a handgun with a manual safety

i robot

>"nerd" character fires a gun with amazing accuracy
>other characters look at him, stunned
>"I play a lot of video games"

>girl does something commonly considered masculine
>"I had four brothers growing up"

>elite special forces martial artist ninja shaman who spent years honing his rifle skills shoots several bullets, all but one off the bullseye
>young hipster hacker college girl hip fires rifle and all hit the mark
>"for you!"

>character uses a bunch of technical terms in succession
>"In English please?"

>scene showing a scientist in their lab
>there's a chalkboard in the background with E=mc^2 on written on it

>character laughs manically
>starts coughing
>goes back to laughing

>CIA agent compliments mercenary's size
>"For you"

>girl does something commonly masculine
>"I had four brothers growing up"
>flashback to girl having sex with four men

>Characters are playing a video game
>They're all pounding the buttons on the controller aggressively

This one prob annoys me the most

>very loud dangerous thing happening during a stealthy mission
>security guard/janitor has headphones in and remains oblivious too whats happening

>youtube.com/watch?v=QGPhRzppV7U&ab_channel=kapayapaan451 starts playing
>tracking shot of st basils cathedral
>MOSCOW, RUSSIA at bottom of screen
>people in unshankas walking around
>zooms into Russia leader looking menacing

>Characters are playing a video game
>the game is making random Donkey Kong era blips and bloops

>"Is the safety on?"
>"of course it is you dumb ni*BOOM*"
>"ray?"

> In car going from point A to point B
> phone call
> OH SHIT WADDUP
> drift and go the other way around

What is this from again? I need a laugh.

>I counted x number of shots. you're out.
>so are you

>Character pulls out Glock
>Hear the click of a safety being disengaged

>Character is pointing a double action revolver at another character
>Cocks it to show how serious they are

>Character points a gun at something
>Loud mechanical clicking noises

>Character is playing game console
>It's not even on
>Nor is the controller

>two people gossiping in public toilets
>person they are gossiping about is in a cubicle

>characters are trying to sneak through a room
>entire floor is covered in rubber ducks

Maybe we should all stop watching movies.

There doesn't seem to be anything original left.

/k/, you forgot the shit trigger discipline.

>Loud, random typing on a keyboard
>Computer is beeping wildly
>A loading bar is filling up while a bunch of code flashes on screen
>"Okay I'm in."

>character enters room
>man in swivel chair spins and around and faces him
>"I thought you'd never show up"

>black dad abandons family
>makes it big and tries to reunite with son
>son is mad, yells "No", bails
>they reconcile after all at dad's deathbed

>character is aggressively playing a gameboy without a cartridge
>It makes a retro arcade sound

>"What does that mean?"
>"It means things have just gotten serious."

>"I know how you feel about me"
>"How do I feel about you?"

>Crazy sequence of events occur
>The two main protagonists are holding each other
>"You know, none of this was interesting to me. The only thing i was focused on"
>"WAS YOU"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

post the webm

I too enjoy marvel movies

>Help, please! Some people want to kill my family!
>Don't worry, we will park a police car with two agents near your house.
>Are they good?
>They are the best.

Guess what fucking happens.

>A homeless guy kill 2 fbi agents.
>Try to kill the protagonist.
>Fbi never try to find the guy.

>characters talking about secret or illegal stuff
>in public

>gun is onscreen or moves a fraction of an inch
>CHHHKKKSHKLCK

Only movie I've seen of recent memory that actually makes this work is Don't Breathe. The main characters discuss breaking into a house and stealing a bunch of money as loud as they can in the middle of a fast food restaurant. I believe it was to set up how loud and stupid they were, because the whole movie is based around being quiet.

>>Character points a gun at something
>>Loud mechanical clicking noises

this, holy fuck...

GB 2016?

I love this one

>takes pistol out of glove box
>pulls the top part back so it makes a clickey noise
>puts it back in the glove box

>"He's right in my behind, isn't he?"

>Characters having a "secret" meeting on a park bench or in seperate restaraunt booths where they have a conversation without facing each other

Seriously, why? If someone is following and watching you then they'll know exactly what's going on. The fact that you're sitting down and meeting someone is obvious enough, facing different directions won't fool anybody. Anyone taking pictures could still get a shot of them meeting. It also would attract attention from any observant random person who sees two guys trying to look like they're not talking to each other instead of them just sitting on a bench together looking like normal people having a normal conversation.

>soldier character motions for other character to have proper trigger discipline
>character forgets
>accidentally shoots himself
WWZ may have been trash but I giggled a bit at that part

>nerdy/geeky girl
>is a hot actress with a homely hair do and bad glasses

>Safety... always off

That's them prepping the (bull) gun you dip

>main characters talking loudly in a cinema
>being shushed and told to shut up by the other cinemagoers
>they keep talking

>Addressing anything above a 5th grade level
>"In English, Doc!"

>watching movie with dad
>bad guy playing call of duty, halo, or some casual shit
>dad looks at me and smiles
I DONT EVEN PLAY GAMES ANYMORE DAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP IT

>>Character is pointing a double action revolver at another character
>>Cocks it to show how serious they are

Dumbest tryhard "I know guns hurr" meme ever. If you had ever fired a double action revolver, or even an automatic with a hammer, you'd know it decreases the trigger pull and basically sets the gun to a hair trigger. It's not a useless gesture.

Name 5 movies where this doesn't happen

>Character laughs manically
>"What are you doing?"
>"It's my evil laugh"
>Characters go back and forth about it

When I was an edgy teen I wanted to shoot my dad's revolver to say I shot a gun. I was in my room and shooting out of a window at distant hill. I pulled the hammer back and barely touched the trigger and it went off. Scared the shit out of me. I also didn't expect the noise. I couldn't hear a thing for 20 minutes.

>Stealth scene
>Character makes an incredibly loud noise
>Enemy doesn't wake up
>"Phew"
>Character makes slight noise
>Immediately the enemies are alert and the mission failed

>Villain holds protagonist at gunpoint
>Sound of shot fired
>Moment of silence
>Protag feels his abdomen
>Villain collapses and it's revealed that he was shot by a third party

...

...

my god the hate I feel

I like how trigger discipline isnt even a thing, its like the entire internet has been meme'd into thinking it knows something

>trigger discipline isnt even a thing
you wot?

Bait

Bait

Its not mentioned or taught in the UK forces at least, its just not relevant, you're taught to make safe before you start carrying a rifle or whatever around and only make ready or "cock" before you're about to fire.
But I doubt anyone believes me so Ill get off my keyboard warrior horse now.

>Its not mentioned or taught in the UK forces at least
that explains a lot

>UK forces
kek

ya'll britbongs don't have GUNS

youre not even allowed to buy a kitchen knife in the UK until youre above 18, what the fuck would they know about weapons?

does this fatty still believe he's a ninja?

Guys please

>how can this day get any worse?
>day gets worse

MHHHH WATCHA SAY

>"actor"

> good guy tries to shoot bad guy
> gun doesn't work
> bad guy informs him safety is on
> proceeds to nonchalantly take gun turn safety off and shoot good guy un legs

That's one thing I don't get the furore over, really. If an inner-city kid comes in to buy cutlery then he's obviously up to something shady. I'd trust the kid coming in to buy a gun more than the kid buying a bunch of nondescript cutlery knives, because at least you could see why a kid would want to buy a gun.

WHY DID NO ONE SAY ANYTHING?

>characters are trying to solve a mystery
>its in a video game
>leader catches the eye of a fucking autist that is playing with a invisible controller
>let her play
>she solves the mystery through in game glitches

Happens a lot with old martial art practitioners actually.
They start thinking up the dumbest shit and think they're so clever for doing it.

>character is playing crash bandicoot or some other kids game
>editors insert gun fire noises and screaming for some reason

I don't know, man, I think it could be a neat idea in another movie.

Like, if it was that dude with the metal arm in the marvel movies doing it? That shit would make sense because he's got a robot arm to do his aiming, and it could look neat if done quickly and smoothly. Nothing about Segal is quick or smooth any more, though. It looks like shit because he's the one doing it.

In a sort of "this is so elite and unconventional" way that just comes off as clumbsy?

I get what you mean, cause his robot arm could handle the recoil, like the shotgun motorbike bit in T2

post the sliding one

Yeah.
I drank the ninjutsu kool-aid when I was young and the master was this kind of goofball
>"I trained my cats for home defense you guys"
>"I also installed traps to get into my house"
>visit his house once, check the traps
>it's Junior Woodchucks-tier "tin can on a stick" crap

i remember that scene

That, and how his superscience arm connected directly to his nervous system should be able to give him some auto-aim. Heavier recoil yet better aim. Instead they had him use his human arm.

MUH Arrival

what's wrong with this?

You can put a manual safety on a Glock for 95 bucks. They make a fucking kit.