How to sneak weed on a bus from portugal to spain? There will be cops with sniffer dogs past the boarder

How to sneak weed on a bus from portugal to spain? There will be cops with sniffer dogs past the boarder.

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stuff it up your asshole, it's the only way

also why don't you just buy some in spain you fucking nigger

Put in your ass hole :)

make a subdermal pouch somewhere inconspicuous

because I already have weed you dick

>risking life in jail for fucking marijuana
kys

You don't

>stuff it up your asshole
>Put in your ass hole
>weed you dick
>t up your asshole
>you dick
>your ass hole
>you dick

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jesus christ life in jail for weed.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabis_in_Spain

weed is decriminalized in Spain anyway, just fucking get some there instead of risking jail-time

put it in a condom, tie condom, put condom in ass, it's legitimatly like one of the only ways

smuggling weed is pretty illegal, having weed in a country (most) isn't terrible and you won't go to jail. Trying to cross borders however and you'll land in federal prison half the time

Both Portugal and Spain are in the Schengen zone. The border is literally a signpost

Everyone in the thread is a moron. Putting weed in your ass is still gonna smell like weed. if u do shove it in your ass, put some coffee beans in whatever you wrap it with, coffee beans reset the sinuses so they wont smell the weed

tightly wrap it with plastic wrap. clean with rubbing alcohol. wrap again. clean it with rubbing alcohol again. do it a couple more times. get last plastic wrap layer on a table and put a lot of ground pepper, a lot. put the already wrapped weed in the middle and wrap the plastic and pepper around it and clean it with alcohol. just for good luck wrap it around one last time and clean it with alcohol.

not for a dog you moron

This

Maria full of grace

youtube.com/watch?v=j2zXV2iBMJ4

proves that dogs can smell through other smells

Stick it in boxers if dog smells it just say that you regularly smoke weed. Dogs often can react to clothes by smelling smoke thats days old even if humans cant smell it

youre aware that gasoline isnt coffee right? as i stared earlier, coffee resets the sinuses. it has nothing to do about masking smells

that's not true at all you autistic kid, there's no scientific proof that coffee "resets the sinuses" especially to a dog that smells 100x better than humans.

youre done. idk why im even taking the time to post back. OP, if youre serious about this use coffee beans.

>no scientific proof

yeah good luck fag

Exactly. Don't risk international smuggling charges when getting caught there is a slap in the wrist.

But if youre absolutely determined get a vacuum sealer.

Fucking retards all of you so for the real method of getting it over is pretty simple... you just throw it over the Spanish border and run as fast you can and try to catch it on the other side this is by far the most best and secure way

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get a smelly proof bag and hide it in a panel in the toilet. worst case scenario it gets found.

smoke everything before reach the border

Let the dogs smoke with you, make them high

Shoot the dog in it's stupid face and claim self-defense

we dont have guns like americans do

an they say weed does no brain damage kys