If this doesn't make you giggle, then you don't know SHIT about MTG
If this doesn't make you giggle, then you don't know SHIT about MTG
Noice
Nope
Thats a real nice combo you have there
I'd find that clever, bug mom much too jaded
>12 mana
You will never ever be able to pull this off unless other cards are involved so... 0/10.
slaughter pact?
>Posts a really well known combo that has been around for fucking YEARS
>Hey guys, check this out! Isn't this hilarious?
Fuck out of here, next you're going to tell me that Sanguine Bond + Exquisite Blood is amazing secret tech.
It mostly sees play in EDH
Oh my God!
This is the kind of move that ends friendships.
I know almost nothing, but that seems pretty broken, like "fuck all your shit, I win"
>he thinks every group of players everywhere is omniscient
you must be fun at parties
Just like every other janky combo.
>tfw want to build mike and trike but my friends won't let me
Pic related + Ashnod's Altar.
Boom.
Not spicy enough.
Throw in a Faith's Reward after the nuke or a Gift of Immortality on that creature in order to lose friends.
this combo is retarded, never do it
wow guys look at this sick combo !
It is a powerful effect, but that is what a combo goes for, no matter what the combo is. That said, this combo involves 3 cards for a total cost of 12 mana. This strategy can be stopped before the pieces are in place fairly simply, especially by turn 5.
Go back to the pile with GGT, DRS, and SFM Twin. Only Jace and BBE are allowed to come out to play.
Fuckin clever. leyline of the void and Helm of Obedience is a one shot deck mill.
Or you are playing against a burn monored and you are dead even before you draw the combo.
>playing burn
>in EDH (the only format that matters)
>EDH
>mattering
ayy lmao
>build monowhite deck
>go to black majority local game store
>play some games with my "cracka" deck
>everyone laughing because it's fun
>build monoblack deck
>go to white majority local game store
>play some games with my "gangsta" deck
>people call police on me, call me racist, trump voter
Explain this shit, i kbow nothing avout magic the gathering but it seems interesting
>he doesn't realize that the next two sets are going to be exclusively designed with commander in mind.
I love a good blue/white deck. Just a fuckload of fun to play.
BIG
Only pussy ass niggers use that card
BLACK
CATGIRLS
>because that's wrong
Did you not see the leak?
Legendary everywhere, commander playable shit everywhere
who the fuck cares about standard
I did see the leak. Legendary != "exclusively designed for commander"
which there was some rule 34 shit with jace and bbe
This combo (while the casting cost is way to expensive to actually play) would turn all cards into enchantments and then give them to you. In short it steals your opponents cards.
Its a fun card game if your interested I'd check out some how to play videos on youtube and theres a guy on there that does loads of reviews of products goes by tolarian community college. In short those commander decks good, planeswalker decks meh, these new challenger decks are good too but there very new. Buy the singles you need nether through your local game story or amazon ebay
ashnod's altar is unnecessary, just use cabal therapy
decent combo tho
Mtg rule 34 is... not rare, but not as a common as you'd think it would be.
This is an utterly retarded combo
elesh norn is perfect waifu btw
It's actually the second most disappointing thing about the game.
Besides Wotc seemingly trying to nose drive the game as a whole
What are you talking about? They brought back box maping in Masters 25. It's the golden age of mtg.
some of the card art used to be fapworthy
But now they've gone down the whole identity politics abyss.
They'll probably go out of business in a few years
Unless you're a floppy taco like Rudy it doesn't matter.
That video made me shit bricks.
/r/ing rule 34 of chandra x nissa. I need it for *research* purposes.
>Hasbro'll probably go out of business in a few years
not likely
and cards are so cheap to make, package, and transport that even if they are only selling half of the cards they make, they are still making a massive profit
I was really talking about them dropping the duel decks and there insane prediction that 40 some odd % of magic players are female. Also the quality of the cards. THEY HAVE BEEN MAKING CARDS FOR 20 YEARS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING WRONG.
We dont even get slightly fappable cards these days
Id fuck rudy from fagot investments so hard hed start caring about commons
me gusta
>We dont even get slightly fappable cards these days
>tfw they turn every guy into a faggot, but missing that both gays and women want to see manly men and not weak boys
Only cunts play faggot the gathering
stupid sexy Jace
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>this is considered an attractive women in 2018 magic
You mean this lady for 2018
Who is that supposed to be, Ob Nixilis?
Holy shit theres a magic thread on Sup Forums
A couple fa/tg/uys escape now and again.
well that's a decent enough combo
>implying the opponent actually has enough creatures to do stuff with
and what is the weird square mana in the third one? stopped a while ago
Suggestions for a really fun EDH deck, budget < 100, casual play?
It means colorless.
Just this nigger
>>implying the opponent actually has enough creatures to do stuff with
user, you steal all of their shit, including their lands
if your friendship is that frail, it's not a friendship
unless you build an asshole deck out of it and do it everytime, but with 13 mana somehow i doubt that
Noyan dar
Pillowfort is cheap, if not tribal is safe.
so you do 3+4 damage once, and then? how do you get the loop running?
With so many wraths in the format this just seems like self land destruction
One to whatever. 2 to trike, trike comes back with counters. Repeat
Use all Triskelion counters, Triskelion dies, undying brings Triskelion back with +1/+1 counter, use the counter, Triskelion dies, undying brings it back, etc. etc.
user, triskelion can do 3 damage, it gets +1/+1 from mike
so it can do 1 damage to opponent, and 2 damage to itself, it has no counters, so it comes back with an additional counter, repeat
so you basically sit back and let everyone else play the game until you phase back in?
Don't listen to me, I'm drunk.
maybe this isn't the most broken combo, but i love this one
Not that user but read the undying text again, you return if it doesn't have a +1/+1 counter, since you're removing them to point to ping, it will always come back
Trike is 1/1, Mike give +1/+1. He needs to bash himself twice
>blocks your wrath
promising
I like that idea
I got stomped by the cat deck a few times. I'm new to EDH and didn't have a commander that had an ability from within the command zone.
>so you basically sit back and let everyone else play the game until you phase back in?
user, since you're still in the game, then the other players have to kill the other players and then they draw themselves out due to billion of turns before you phase in
you win because opponent mills themselves
Eh. It's still a 1 of 99, and I would rather use a tutor to advance my board state not just keep it
YOUNG MAN!
THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN!
>blocks your wrath
user, you fill your deck with counterspells and then cast noyan when you have mana for counterspells
for every counterspell, your land grows
Own the wizard one and have played with the vampire one (2017)
Really liked them hence why i ended up buying one. I really like how many other commander options you get with them
fucking pirates why the hell put pirates in a fucking fantasy game
wasn't that {2}?
This is about the quality of magic's dogshit digital art these days
true, it's decent enough. just nog instantaneously game-winning.
but maybe that's for the better
adding to this: just fill your deck with nonland board wipes, won't hurt your land creatures as they're lands
Don't you also need something like Grand Abolisher, or else everyone else can team up and agree to skip turns as well?
Couple of new eldrazi cards require colorless specifically so now we have that
It was, but they changed it because now there are cards that specifically require colorless mana to cast instead of generic. All the old cards have been erratad to be the diamonds.
it's one of those "IFF you can get it to work" things. You have to hope that you get those 3 cards and then when you get the combo together your opponent doesn't respond to any part of it. And since it involves an artifact, and enchantment, and a creature to do, the odds that your opponent can kill part of your combo is like 95%.