Your son comes out as gay

>Your son comes out as gay
How do you react?

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i dont care.

Tell him to wrap it up

k

Fuck him

realize i'm a stupid homophobic retarded parent

he has committed an abomination; his life is forfeit.
>kill him

Beat him with my belt.

Tung his bung

I'd fuck him. Post results.

Enjoy prison for life.

you gave him life. kill yourself instead.

Wonder how I have a son after using up so many trojans

beat off his dick since that was what caused the gay when i did it when he was young

ASK HIM IF HES SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ME AND THEN MASTURBATE INTO HIS LAUNDRY

beat the shit out of him until he stops being gay

I have no son

You first

everyone is bisexual!

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>Who the fuck are you?

I don't have children.

Also ask him if he's sure the balls touched and he was in fact wearing socks. No homo otherwise

Let me add to that, I'd like to yell:
>The bible, son!
>Adam and Eve, son!
>That's what God wants.
>A man and a woman, son.
>Penis and vagina son!

...are you asking him to kill you?

or are you 11 years old?

this

if you aren't bisexual you aren't living

Son, you don't have to start a thread about it just to get mu attention.

Finish him

T H I S

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pack a fuckin lip, tell him to pack his shit and put it in the back of my truk, then drive his fuckin faggot ass down to the fuckin bus station.

then i go back and fuck my wife

all humans are bisexual

does it make you feel better about being a faggot when you say this?

>Prove it. Suck my dick right now.

I don't fucking care

just don't get a disease

>pull out
>tell him I don't fuck fags
>kick him out of the house
no homo

"That's great son, just don't be a faggot about it."

No you nigger, he should kill himself first before I kill myself.

You are bisexual.

As long as he is trap, it is ok.

I wouldn't care

14? 16?
Back to 9gag you go!

Why? She made a faggot the first time. Or was that just you? Either way you should probably not do it again faggot maker. Just fuck your truck.

NEUTER HIM. GAME OVER BITCH.

traps are gay you're a faggot get over it

Traps are gay and I am bisexual. No contradiction.

I wouldn't care, daughter or son, gay or not, i just want to molest

I DON'T HAVE A SON!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

Not because of the gay thing: I really don't have a son. If I did have a son who came out I wouldn't give a shit. As long as he's happy, I'm happy.

35 yo... son is 15. Came out gay not too long ago. Nothing has change. Still love him.

damn bro, you became a dad at 20. I'm calling bullshit.

bisex aint real if u do same sex then it turns u gay thats all there is

I can feel your disappointment in your statement, no need to hide it.

I am bisexual. I am attracted to females and males.

>liking two things is impossible
Why are you this stupid?

Had a house. Son. Wife. All at 20. Found out she was preggo on our wedding night. America is great. We actually had him when we were 19.

Time sure flies when you are a faggot

Would be a proud father of a gay son. Just so long as my boy is topping other fags. Otherwise, fuck that little homo. I only breed winners.

Good for you.

I have a son?

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As long as he isn't fucking niggers I could care less.

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Top or bottom?

Who the fuck stole my sperm?

Indifference

Fuck the gay out of him

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disown.

Murder

The bible is flawed.
Adam and Eve never existed and it would've been Adam and Steve since Steve would have the same DNA.
Gods don't exist.

Prostates.

>you should have told me you were my son before we fucked

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With disappointment but ultimately its his life and I will still love him as my son.

As long as he is a top and acts like a man... he can fuck as much ass as he wants... and even marry a guy. But just don't get all fruity soy boy liberal on me because

>then you are a faggot.

Show him Tumblr

Fly to another country because I didn't know I had a son and I don't plan on taking care of him

this

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do your parents feel like failures for raising a retard?

all of us are bisexual, why would I care if he's a bisexual that prefers guys?

You're alright, kid. Here's twenty bucks, and don't get butt-pregnant.

>all of us are bisexual
Keep telling yourself that faggot.

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Will you shut the fuck up already?

Well kids aren't born gay so I'd leave his fag-enabling mother for her crimes.

Wouldn't care if it were true. But I'd make sure that he actually is and isn't just being influenced or going through a phase.

Be sad we can't go out and fuck whores

Who are you and what are you doing in my house?

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send him to Jesus Bible bootcamp

closet bisexual detected

Praise the jesus! My prayers is answered. I thad feared he was incurably str8

Unsurprised. That little faggot could never throw for shit

Wrap it and go get all the man pussy you want

Hi gay, I'm Dad

hahaha ur son loves cock what a fagget

Blame it on the bible and church. Bible full of gay shit and church is always talking about the gays

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tell him tine flies when you're a faggot

Love the kid but encourage him to get rid of that tired 80's look and flag. "Be more lumberjack and go do craft beer tours" I'd tell him.

It's time to send the boy to camp.

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Negative reinforcement can help suppress deviant and unethical behaviors.

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