I'm a retard
So i don't go to bars ever. But today i did.
I've been to a few bars before. I ask for x thing I get x thing and i give them money. No problem.
Today i asked for x thing. I got x thing and didn't give anyone money. They just left really fast.
I'm a fucking retard. So being a fucking shutin that doesn't know what to do i just left after awhile and didn't pay.
I feel like such a retard. What was I supposed to do?
Easy, give 2 x thing. One for mistake and two for being retard.
leave money behind the counter or under a glass
or just pay them for the drinks next time you go if you're a regular
otherwise you're a fucking asshole
Its called a tab
Instead of ringing up each one seperatly they keep a tab of what you've ordered and you pay up before you leave
This is very common.
on second drink, pay for first too.
if not having second drink, get bartender's attention (as if you want a second drink) and say "can I square up?". If he/she doesn't know what's on your tab, say "just the one"
pay for your drinks, OP
this is the only answer required.
pay your tab. just have your money out already when they bring your drink in case they don't ask if you want a tab or not
Just get the attention of a bartender and say "I want to pay" or "I want to close my tab." Or just leave the cash under the glass or something.
godammnit that chick looks like the girl from that one episode of goosebumps
am I wrong?
>pic related
see first you tell me who is in that pic
leave money on table for starters then go to /r9k/
Okay so if i can manage to not pay by just being a hardcore aspie idiot. How the hell are a bunch of assholes just never paying beacuse fuck you
batgirl
Stfu autistic turd, kys.
Btw sauce of that bitch?
If I didn't give them my card and say "open a tab" then I dont have a tab. But I do have free drinks some dipshit who dont know how exchanges work.
Found the retard. Get out more.
more?
Sometimes they'll leave a glass with a receipt in it next to you, and sometimes the come back and leave it after they give you the drink. Maybe you didn't notice them set it down.
don't need a card for a tab if you're just one guy
maybe you drink in shit-tier spots where nobody does honour system?
god fucking damn. sauce?
I mean all I did was reverse search the OP pic and found a set on imagefap of this bitch so that's where you should start on your quest.
ahh, i did that w/ a few but my google said fuck you and showed nothing
link?
people hop out on taxi bills a decent amount. so im sure people do it at bars to0 but you can probably only pull that once per bar.
That is what college towns are
you might be retarded but I'm in a fairly generous mood.
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