Stupidest thing you've done /b

stupidest thing you've done /b

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got addicted to spice

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Fucking how. Spice enlightened me as to how some people hate weed. I imagine weed effects some people the way spice effected me. Full blown fucking panic attack, every horrible thought imaginable flying through my skull at light speed, contemplated calling my parents to take me to the hospital for an hour. Fuck that shit.

Loved.

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played one game of tackle football and broke my arm really badly

Girls?

FUCKING FAGGOT

Told a woman I love her

Raped a woman in korea.

Been streaking with friends at sports games.

Thinking I can get a job.

Did you also kill fiddy men & lose your shins?

shiiiiiiiiiiiit maybe you should've asked first

Quit weed

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Killed a cop.

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choosing Sup Forums over a social life

sang along to disney songs

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was in love with my best friend, he was in love with me, were too young and afraid to admit to it because of places like Sup Forums and people like mike pence. we lost touch late in middle school, completely lost touch in high school, he fell into depression, and later drug and dui problems. I would do anything to go back and do it all differently.

i'll take things that never happened for 600 please

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faggot kys

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Listened to a friend in 2006 who said check out this cool site. I don't even know why I'm still here
I guess I'm just going down with the ship.

When I was like 5 I got molested by my cousin a year older than me, having me blow him without either of us really knowing what it was. He probably saw his shit parents do it and thought it was a game.

Though not killing myself yet is probably worse.

Visited /b regularly.

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Dunes fucking I ever did was be Steven Hawkings

Brought my new girl to my old girls house. Big mistake LMAO

Riding with my leg up Captian Morgan style in an old john boat being dragged through the streets at midnight.

I fucked a girl who was already with a fucking city of other dudes. No matter hard I scrub I still feel vile, good fuck though I'll give her that.

taking acid without really knowing what it was and nearly having a panic attack for like 6 hours.

love it now though

Same...

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Streaked in a mormon church with my cousins when i was 8.

Eternally damned..

i once had to suck a dick while screaming "YOUR COCK IS BIGGER THAN MY DADS" it was the weirdest thing a guy has ever asked

>came home hideously drunk and stoned
>tried to get sister to suck me off

get attached...

Nice quads. There's reason to live yet

Holy shit this. This is exactly how I felt with weed the first time.

Can anyone explain the science behind it?

thanks, I was really trying for quads to cheer myself up

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drove off a 40-60ft cliff on a dirt bike, miraculously came out with only cuts and bruises also i had a limp for a few days but no broken bones.

>QUADS
Pretty fucked

Got off a bus one day, saw a disabled person in an electric wheelchair coming out in front of me, stalked her some distance, flipped her out the wheelchair and ran off with it. I feel kinda' bad in retrospect (admittedly because I was super sure I'd get caught later on) but the chair was pretty expensive and I was able to buy an exceptional used car with it.

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guessing she said no?

Licked my older cousins butthole when she was passed out. She moved so I stopped, which was the stupid part.

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Now you can show her your quads status and she will be begging you for the dick

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make a move on a girl who was a fucking used rag and get rejected. fuck i feel like a fool for letting that stupid bitch treat me like an option.

but did she say no

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see this?

well this never happened

That's probably be the smartest thing you ever done.

IV heroin and hydromorphone.

Have permanent nerve damage due to compression

>"bugs bunny"!!?

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ok, here's what happens when you're steaming drunk and ask your sister for oral

>total silence
>not even a filthy look, no eye contact
>goes to her room
>slams the door

Breakfast the next morning was awkward as fucking hell too. Angry sister, me embarrassed to fuck with a hangover. Don't ask your sister to suck you off, not even once.

I want to curl up in the corner and hide just remembering this

Those things usually cost $2-3k and I was damn near homeless at the time so take from that what you will.

Regret

what did it taste like?

"I wonder what that Sup Forums place is like"

killed steven hocking

like that unpleasant metal smell you get on your hands if you hold coins or keys and shit.

stole a piece of communist propaganda in the totalitarian north Korean regime of Kim John Un

>be me
>something-teen year old in middle school theater
>cast as horton in horton hears a who
>that one play where all the classes have to go to once a year
>pressure is on because i'm lead role and have been gunning for it for a while
>beginning of play goes fine
>all of a sudden mid-sentence i just fucking blank
>literally my mind goes fucking empty
>after like 10 seconds of dead silence
>i whisper to myself "shit"
>remember i have a mic attached to me
>entire fucking student body+administrators+parents hear me says shit
>mfw

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Voted for Hillary

SO IT WAS YOU WHO VOTED AGAINST THIS ANGEL OF GODS CREATION

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Also very similar situation.
And the cycle repeated with about 5 others later on. I felt deep shame later in life and still do, have never been able to talk about it with literally anyone, not even my cousin to say I'm sorry. We were both children. We all were. And I don't know if someone did something to me as a small child to make me that way. I don't remember anything
:(

Did you at least use a jimmy? Or did you bareback?

Fucked a very cutie sexy feminime trap and now i got this fetish for trap's ass

It's a cult. No worries.
You're still good.

Ur mum

Voted Republican

My cousin once told me a story about coming home drunk and his sister letting him in the house. He said he thought it was her best friend who lived a few houses away (since she was always there) but it wasn't. He said he felt her up and I think he might have said he kissed her or tried
About a year ago I also learned from my brother that this cousin banged my sister (his cousin)

Not rape.
It only counts if you do it here in the US, where people matter.

First time I saw the hateful eight I took shrooms beforehand.Kicked in about the time Samuel L Jackson face fucked the colonels son. According to my friend I got us kicked out for yelling some shit about Hitler and how Palestine needs to burn.

Once, about maybe 7 years old laying next to sleeping aunt with cousin (her son) we are under blankets, notice she has no underwear/pants on. Get idea to lick her buttcheeks.
We take turns until she stirs. ..
She turns around, gets under blankets in our faces and yells "STOP IT!!" while I desperately try to pretend I'm sleeping. .

spray painted swastikas and dicks on our high school walls one of them being brick so it had to be sandblasted which is expensive af. school offered reward leading to our arrests. never caught. lulz were had at the butthurt during assembly the next day kek.

classic Sup Forums

its only rape if she bleeds

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Holy fuck that's embarrassing.

this just brought back terrible memories thanks

YOU KILLED STEVEN HAWKEYE YOU BASTARD

fucking awesome

He was my favorite deaf sniper

>> over 30 years ago got first wrist rocket and package of steel bearings
WEREDOINGTHISRIGHT.MPG
>> went with kid from my apt building acrossed street to high school
>> Shoot out lights, speakers to field, field lights, windows everywhere..
>>get near lunch room, resting with pal
>>see pepsi machine behind big glass window
>>shoot steel bearing straight through middle of window at it
>> alarm finally triggered
RUN....
>>small and fast as shit, make it back to apartments before anyone sees us.
>>ditch sling shot in bushes (think the kid went back and took it later)
>>next few weeks i move to a different part of the state far away
>>go back to visit years later, hear the law was big time involved and looking for me.
>>mfw barely gave em the slip

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not dropping college

never EVER go back to the scene user! thats how they get you!

>be me
>be at crowded, annoying bar w/ friends
>overit.jpg
>blackedout.jpg
>stand outside bar and chain smoke w/ the bouncer for an 1 and half
>becomes buddy buddy w/ the bouncer
>ten minutes til close and I go in to go pee
>bouncer says sorry I cant let anybody in
>calmly tell him im just trying to use the bathroom
>stills says nah
>I say fine and immediately pee on front door of bar
>bouncer was in awe
>owner comes out with a rag and says clean it up
>grab the rag, wiped my crotch, and walked into the uber
>feltgoodman.webm

no way man thats wicked

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close to being right
here is the thing
this come from my mom being a dealer and me being one.
so around 29 years of experience hands on with the plant
1. People experience a lack of control when super relaxed
2. many different types of strains some cause more anexity.
3.The lack of control after smoking weed disturbs a hell of a lot of people
4. large amounts of weed has been grown with pesticides, or spiked with harder drugs to be sold as better quaility
5. weed isnt for everyone

Nice

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Love you b

Find something new

Tried to kms and fail

I am a trans fag that wont transition cause too manly aka bear status but i gay married a man im not attracted to, because i fell in love with him and have whored myself out to catch aids and because i dont wanna hurt him I let him know I caught it, got the medicine but not taking it so i die but no one knows and I am inactively killing myself because I too pussy to do it for real

You & your mom are probably selling gram bags and smack in your little shitty trailer bro. You don't know what the fuck you are talking about

Dude, for real. I'm on there right now instead of sleeping and I'm gonna miss a quiz in accounting tomorrow...

Sup Forumsro, you can't possibly imagine..
Cringing even now

Go to California , it's not illegal to aids someone

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It was in college but I was reading a passage from a book for class and I was in a 100 person lecture hall that was APPARENTLY built for acoustics because i lost my place and said fuck and everyone heard it clearly and stared

you didn't provide any detail on how i was wrong so your argument is invalid
and I don't sell no more just smoke chill out with ya hate

I know. Was stupid.
Thankfully, smart enough to keep distance

I don't intend to spread it, I use condoms only with husband. I just wanna die but its taking a while but I got a bunch of 2700$ a month pills just pilling up