>be me, 18 y/o beta, autistic as fuck >parents make me go to shops because I'm unfit and they think that a 5 minute walk will fix it >need to buy canned tomatoes for dinner, homemade pasta >kek >spend like 5 minutes looking for a good can >bingo >grab the can and take it to the fast lane >its got 10 people waiting fuckmylife.png >stand there for like 10 minutes amongst the mid-40s adults trying to get home from their jobs, all grumpy and angry >some obese asian man with a small similarly obese asian daughter, around the age of 8(?), screaming and kicking >dad is busy screaming in chinese at someone on his crappy flip phone to notice his shitty daughter kicking me and flailing around >me being a social outcast says nothing >daughter continues to flip around while dad is still yelling into his shitty phone >daughter attempts to pull my pants and screams when my belt denies her access fullanger.gif >I turn around to the fat chinese guy and stare him dead in the eyes >"Can you please control your daughter? She's really getting on my nerves" >Dad goes fucking red and squints at me >Everyone goes quiet >Dad turns to his daughter and says something in chinese >Daughter runs off giggling and man returns to phone call thankfuck.mp4 >I hear daughter come waddling back through my earphones and she starts yelling again >I finally reach the cashier and hand her the tomatoes >We exchange goods and cash and I start to grab my receipt when out of fucking no where this hard metal thing cracks into my head >i cry out and turn around to see a can hit the ground and the daughter laughing her fucking ass off >Dad doesn't even bat an eye >i'm fucking pissed, bleeding >cashier is grabbing intercom to get manager >the girl runs away as some other customers chase her >mfw girl actually does some damage >mfw I have to get stitches >mfw parents dont make me go back ever again and I can finally get some peace >mfw worth it
>be me >19/m at uni >look like normie but actually autistic hermit >dorm has elevator and small lobbies with a couple chairs and tables for each floor >have to walk through there every time to get to the rooms >almost never leave room, only for classes/food/bathroom >always avoid eye contact with people, even the regulars in the lobby >one day I am waiting for elevator to go down >It arrives just as I see someone walk in to lobby from rooms out of corner of my eye >I ignore them and walk into elevator and press button for main floor >they follow me into elevator >I still avoid eye contact and am staring at button panel because autism >they ask me how I'm doing >I look over, it's a lobby regular >nice black guy >I am confused but respond good, how are you >he looks at me and smiles and says yea? >I repeat myself yea, how are you? >I think he mumbles good or something if he even responds but he looks away and so do I >we ride in silence until reached main floor and I leave idk if he thought I was ignoring him on purpose to racism or if he thought I was high or something (for some reason people mistake my autism for being high, I don't know why honestly). It was a weird situation to me though and I don't know why he acted the way he did
Robert Scott
I think that by saying'yeah' he was saying he is well/good.
I'm Australian, but this is just my experience from meeting African American people in the US. 'yeah' or 'ok' is a legitimate response to asking for someone is
Austin Long
Most if not all people a weird, embrace it don't fight it, my girlfriend Aspie and her weirdness is awesome.
Josiah Gutierrez
hi jerma
Adrian Smith
People mistake your autism as being high because smoking weed is the most autistic thing someone can do.
Brody Martinez
>8 >water park >10/10 20 y/o asks me how to get into a certain area >mouth literally agape >drop my soda >stand silent staring at her for 10 seconds >she laughs and fucks off
Jason Garcia
C O M P A C T
Austin Fisher
pic unrelated
>Be me >15 or 16 >At a Dollar General with my family >Mom sent me to go get something and my two younger siblings to get something else >In an aisle looking for the thing I'm supposed to get >Out of nowhere, some little 4 yearold comes up to me smiling with a big grin >Look down at him >He speaks >"Poopyfaggot" >Immediately runs of giggling >Immediately trips and falls with and audible WHACK >Without moving he just starts screaming like a Tornado Siren/Banshee Hybrid >Get my shit and go >Cover my mouth, trying not to laugh out of shock at the completely unexpected 10 seconds of weirdness I just witnessed >Don't know what happened to that kid >Playing DK64 the next day >Tell my brother and cousin >They don't believe me >I've told it to like 20 people since then, but noone ever believes me >Oh well >I wonder what the poopyfaggot boy is up to nowadays.
>Be me >In the middle of Nowhere, Afghanistan >Spent a long-ass day protecting this PoS village from enemy soldiers >Nighttime >Talking with my buds >Making fun of some of the fucks we killed >Good shit >Want some alone time >Head out to a fenced in small farm >Taking a rest on a stack of hay >Turn head >See cute looking kid about 5 feet away from me >We locke eyes >I have no idea why, but I am instantly erect >TimeToLetOutSomeStress.jpg >I protect this village >I deserve a prize >Pull out erect cock >I have a massive manbush btw >Shaving is for the women >Put it in front of her face >I think she was shocked, she just kind of stared at it with her dumb eyes >Can't take it anymore >Go straight for the prize >Her tight little vag >Pretty Sure She's a virgin, but you can never tell in this country >Primal instinct overpowers me >Shove it in, full force >She let's out the loudest, most shocked "baaaaaaaah" I've heard in my life >mfw I splooge the biggest load in my existence >الله أكبر
>be me >in primary school >peeing at urinal >boy next to me notices that I'm not circumcised >tells other kids in class >during lunch they want to see >a few of them try touching it >gets hard >one of the girls runs off and tells teacher >parents get involved >police get involved >mfw I lose my teaching job >mfw now I can't be within 500 feet of a child
>be me several months ago >at local mall with brother so he can do normie shit and I can peruse the bookstore >during perusal stranger strikes up a conversation with brother >brother points at me >the fuck ? >turns out stranger is a total aspie streetshitter >brother gives a shit eating grin waves at me and walks away >aspie proceeds to sperg about Code geass fan fiction, I nod and sorta listen >brother is in background laughing his was off >Pajeet aspie's sperging grows louder after he gets salty about the main character dying >brother is laughing so hard he's crying >then the fucking autist starts crying , and saying prayers to the main character >shake his hand, and nope the fuck outta there >Mfw this whole ordeal
Asian man's nigger parenting brings shame to my race, desu.
Easton Murphy
I believe you, user.
Connor Cooper
user, you're just fucking weird. And now that's their first impression of you and they will likely avoid you from now on.
Aaron Russell
I think it's because I look like a normie so they assume my abnormal behavior / different mind must be due to drugs, instead of the 'tism.
Once I was walking to class, passed by my friend, and he stopped and asked me if I was high. I was just enjoying the weather walking to class. Have no idea why he thought that. More recently I was eating lunch and I overheard these two girls nearby talk about how they thought I looked high. I think it's because I zone out a lot and don't act "normal".
Jonathan Harris
These are all just copy pastas, you stealing nigger
Ethan Gray
No I've walked past him multiple times before that. This was our first interaction though. I don't mind him avoiding me, tbh I prefer it when people avoid me.
Luke Wright
I got a better one, someone greentext this for me, I was at the mall one day and this kid behind me was throwing a tempur tantrum(8 or 9 maybe) I asked the piece of shit father to control his kid, ignores me... Okay Kid throws some push pop candy at me, as it landed on the ground, I grabbed a bag of starburst and threw it as hard as I could at the kids face, kid pretty much knocked out of his cart he was standing in and smashes his face on the candy aisle thing beside the till, I told the cashier to keep the 1.20$ change I had because that was well worth it, father tried to get in my face, told him to control his mistakes better or tell his gf to swallow. There was also another incident where a kid was scratching people and he scratched a guy well know who has aids(fast forward 3 weeks guy with aids sues woman with her kid for assault and wins because of a walmart camera) kid ended up contracting aids from his fingernails in a cut or some shit(don't know exact way he got it).
Logan Peterson
>Like 10 or so >Playing Magic the Gathering with my much older brother >Talking about our decks while I'm shuffling >At one point, I'm about to say "a deck that sucks" >I'm kinda tired and absent mindedly shuffling so I ended up switching the vowels around and saying "a duck that sex" >Immediately freeze after realizing what I just said >"I-I mean a deck that sex. I mean sucks." >Continue to stare at my cards absolutely fucking scared out of my mind, hoping he didn't just hear me say a bad word >Only response he gave was "Uhuh" and then silence until we started our game Nearly died on the spot. I thought my life was ruined even though I'm not sure why he'd care.
Jacob Lopez
Then you found $100, a bag of weed and some cocaine on the ground. Lying sack of shit.
Ian Kelly
It's not like he was a stranger. He's your bro.
Sebastian King
Wow OP you truly are a beta faggot take a moment to reflect on pic related next time what you should do in similar situation.
Sounds like you handled things pretty well, not autistic. Telling the dad to reign things in is the best move, and there's not a lot you can so about a child throwing a soup can at you if the parent is a shithead and doesn't care.
Jaxson Torres
>Taking bus home from school >Have to sit next to old man because it's pretty full >After a while he says "You remind me of my wife. God bless her soul" >Smile awkwardly and don't say anything because I've got a dude voice and I don't want to ruin the memory of his late wife >Get off and go home >Make an appointment for a haircut
Wow it's almost like a scam or something. Weird, huh.
Ayden Morales
maşallah
post face, qt
Samuel Martinez
>Be me fresh out of a relationship >angry about being alone again >decide to pickup tattooing now that i have nothing else taking up time >go to store to pick up tattoo after care(petroleum jelly, non scented soap) >see some foam nunchucks >i have to have them >i walk up to checkout and place my petroleum jelly and nunchucks on the counter >thats when i see them > tall fit black guy with fit blonde girl they look at my petroleum jelly and nunchucks with skepticism and giggle to eachother >am dead now thanks
Connor Thompson
Topkek
Luis Ramirez
Kek
Charles Martin
They profit from far too expensive shipping fees, that pays for these shitty chinese watches.
Sebastian Sanchez
Eh, not that cute. I think he had poor eyesight. I'd feel really bad for him if his wife looked like this.
Dude, i would have gone crazy in that situation Like i would be in jail
Parker Russell
>Be me I'm sitting at a McDonald's mind my own business >I'm expecting my friend to come hang out after class >He arrives shortly and introduces me to his slightly chubby cute Asian friend >She seems really cool >I'm sweating like crazy because of the heat >She comes over to say hi to me and I sweat even more >She has a whole conversation with me and me being a shy ass pussy at the time, I look around the room and try my best to have a conversation without losing my shit entirely >She asks me to come over to the table with her and my friend. >She decided to stand up and stretch her legs over my my right leg and rest her leg under my friends chair asking us if we work. >I thought it was pretty sexy and pretty awesome. >I find out later that she is a huge whore and a narcissistic bitch once we exchange Snapchats. >I got a video of her fucking her ex boyfriend while I was playing Fallout 4 on my PS4 >Playing on full Volume so the whole house could hear. >My mom almost heard it on her way to work >I just stood there while The Brotherhood kept asking if I wanted to join them.
>BE ME >Be like 14yo edge faggot >Walk into Best buy >Determined to be good at computer, learn to be L33T HaX0R >"Excuse me sir, do you have Linux for sale?" >FML
Grow facial hair user cutting off your scalp hair might not work entirely
Lucas Martin
Shipping costs more than the watch
Daniel Bennett
Sadly I can't grow facial hair
Kevin Rivera
Grow nuts user. that may aid you in the quest for facial hair
Dylan Sanchez
I'll have you know I'm very gifted down there
Justin Roberts
Just not gifted with testosterone and hair follicles apparently
Hudson Myers
"I'm a fat shit that got beat up by an 8-year-old Chinese girl."
#WINNING!
Julian Hernandez
Yes, please do not bully
Camden Collins
>Be me >Mostly introverted, prefer to stay indoors and play vidya but have no trouble making friends or going out with them >Be a regular at an internet cafe >I know a lot of people who are also regulars there, plus some of my other friends who i usually go together with >Know one guy, he's kinda the main guy in the cafe, let's call him Tom >Tom is there nearly 24/7, usually playing league of legends, doing elo boosting so he actually has a lot of money >Few weeks ago i go with some of my regular friends to fuck around and play vidya >Notice tom is sitting at a pc, but currently in-game >Decide not to say hi in order not to distract him >Stay in there for an hour or two, decide i want an energy drink >Go to the counter to buy an energy drink, notice Tom is not ingame at the moment so decide to say hi >Walk up >"Sup Tom how have you been?" >Extend my hand for a handshake >Tom turns around >Mfw it's not Tom >Mfw it's not even a guy >A random chick looks at me confused >Shakes my hand and says "hi?" >Walk away, buy my energy drink, return to my computer
Thankfully nobody noticed, the cafe was mostly empty and the people who were in at the time were too busy playing games to notice me spilling spaghetti from my pocket. Also Tom has long hair which is why i confused a random girl for him
>be me >autistic mix blood social outcast from broken family >try "force" include myself on "popular" "friend" groups at school >literally get pissed on for this, most unpopular guy "in" group I forced myself "in" to >graduate.virgin >go college. fresh start >start hitting on girl (awkwardly an autistically) who is in same degree with me from floor below, ugly enough for me to have a chance >8/10 body, prawn head, imgoingtohell.jpg >get nowhere, she has boyfriend.fuck >manage to rape some girl blind drunk at a party to lose virginity >finally all the reasons I was held back have been solved! I'm no longer a loser!!! >second year, she lives in different dorm now >8/10 prawn has boyfriend from back home btw on off on off type thing >college dance (pissfest in city) comes round >been drunk for a week straight, 3 braincells left >get 8/10prawn drunk >rape dance and make out with her in club >go back to college together >go to her room, pretty sure she's already sobered up by this point and dropping hints it ain't going no further >nahnahnah >go up to room, sit in her room until it gets so awkward with her waiting for me to leave, the fed alcohol spell worn off >didn't feed her enough drinks.must have drunk them myself I'm still fkn loaded >eventually panic, finally fucking leave to her likely relief >go down stairs >full autism.rage engaged >rip my shirt off my chest, buttons popping >how could she reject all that is my Man >walk home with half a shirt
She graduated, I didn't. And got married to the on again off again, they have a kid and her body is still fit.as.fuck. Threw the shirt out.
